No-Turning-Back Mistakes

After a recent event (which I'm not in a veri comfortable position to disclose to u guys YET but i'm sure i will in the near future), I suddenly felt tat one must NEVER make the wrong move or make a stupid mistake tat results in lifelong regrets or shame...

The mistakes I'm referring to are those attempting to play wif the law kind, and the consequences tat such wrongdoings bring about are the hurt n disappointment of ur loved ones...

Not those mistakes like forgetting to close the windows on a stormy day n get a huge scolding from ur momma becoz the whole house is flooded due to ur forgetfulness, or send the wrong documents to the wrong ppl, etc... Nahz, dis kinda mistakes are minor cases... dey can be 'revived' or corrected tat wont lead to disastrous outcomes...

I know it's hard not to make mistakes sometimes, especially if u r in a totally new environment or u haf no idea how to go abt doing the correct things... Everyone makes mistakes, tat's true... Just learn from it, make sure it's not repeated, and u'll be fine...

Or izzit?

Some mistakes will not be easily forgiven or forgetted by saying "I'm sorry" or "I dint know" blah blah blah... Once it's done, there's no turning back... Your entire future might depend on it...

All tat's left after committing REAL stupid mistakes are regrets, shame, pity, and "wad a waste!" from other ppl...

Although time may heal all wounds, I believe a scar will definitely be etched deeply in the mind of the offender, and memories of their wrongdoings will be replayed in the minds of their surrounding ppl, be it friends or families or relatives or colleagues, etc., and you can't help but look down or sneer at them whenever u see them on the streets... In other words, you totally despise them and you feel tat they deserve all the shame and ridicule for the things they have done...

Should such wrongdoers be forgiven then? Can we give them another chance so tat they can turn over a new leaf? Do they deserve it?

I'd say it depends on the type of situation and under wad kind of circumstances...

If a drunkard drives n knocks down n kills somebody, does he deserve to be forgiven?

NO coz it's his own damn fault for drinking and driving, and the dead man was the sole breadwinner of the family... some ppl might think this way...

MAYBE, becoz it could be the pedestrian's fault for not being careful enough when crossing the road...

YES, let's forgive coz he's already sentenced to jail, he had his punishment, his future is already gone, so let's just forgive n forget, so the world can be more harmonious and everyone can live together happily ever after, shall we?

It all boils down to one point: It depends on how each individual look at things from their own point of view...

BUT one thing is for sure: Never make the wrong move... Once you made the decision, you shall hold the consequences...

Wadeva you do, think twice n thrice n wadsoever how many times u nid, as long as the results do not harm others or yourself and it's not illegal...

Bunch of Brats

Took train home after work... Prefer to walk to the end cabin coz it's usually not as crowded...

Saw a bunch of *M* kids, age between 7 to 11, sitting ON the floor, totally making themselves at home... I'm fine wif dis, as long as u dun block my way or make me trip over ur bags (their belongings were strewn all over the floor, i'm surprised nobody fell)...

During the journey back, those brats (all boys), dunno wad's gg thru their idiotic minds, decided to play a game...

Guess wad.

Two of dem alighted whenever the train stops at one station, dashed out of the compartment, and raced each other down a few cabins, den when "Door closing - ti ti ti ti ti!" sounded, they rushed into the nearest door n ran all the way back to meet the rest of the brats, almost knocking into other passengers at the same time...

WTF.

Obviously they think it's VERI fun coz they did the same stupid thing at EVERY stop...

It's so irritating becoz firstly, I worried abt their safety (yes I do, altho I hate you-know-who, I'm still concern coz they are juz kids with stupid brains)...and secondly, I believe the MRT driver knew abt their mischievous act (dey can actually see wad's gg on in the train okie!) coz the train stopped for a longer period than usual becoz the remaining two brats stuck their freaking heads out of the door watching the "show", which cause the MRT ppl to cannot close the door... *haiz*

Juz becoz of a few retarded *ahem* kids, the rest of the tens of thousands passengers hafta go back later coz of the waiting time... So irritating rite? Not to mention they held on to the grab holds n swing ard like monkeys...

I dun blame dem tho' (*sarcasm*)... they ARE brats n brats usually behave like a monkey...

If ever in the future my boy/girl and I encounter such behaviour in a MRT, I'd surely say dis loudly n sarcastically so those brats (and their parents, if they are present) can hear n be ashamed of themselves:

"Brayden/Gracie, make sure u DUN follow those naughty kids and behave like monkeys lyktt, veri shame shame, u know? You are a good boy/girl, so never do tat okie?"

Then my child(s) will nod n look at those brats wif disgust. "Mummy, Mummy! Why they so naughty? Why their Daddy Mummy nv scold them?? I promise u, Mummy, I'll nv do tat de. Promise!"

"Soooo good boy and/or girl! Mummy later buy you Haagen Daz ice cream okie?"

BUT if ever in the future I know my kids behave like brats, I'd surely give them a tight slap n made them apologise in public... Better to educate them from young if not they'll grow up to become like the security guard at Courts Megastore, or maybe even worse...

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Share cab wif my colleagues to SingPost for lunch @ Long John's Silver... so shiok... BUT den horz, I realli bring suay to my colleagues... Before we set off we thot it wun rain so we dint want to bring umbrella... But i told them I'm veri suay de so might be good ter bring one along... and our manager also advised us to (luckily!) coz after eating, it actually rain! And it rained damn heavily... *haiz*

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Came across a VERI old lady patient (think 80+)... her guardian from the old folks home i think told us her unfilial son gave her a punch in the eye, tat's y she nid to see doctor... Wa lau... When i saw the poor old lady on wheelchair, my heart realli went out to her... Her eye is soooo swollen from the beating until she can't open it... My colleagues n i were cursing and swearing at her son... So bu siao... hope u get struck by lightning for hitting ur mother! *cross fingers n toes*

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WARNING! NV TRY DIS AT HOME!

I listened to somebody's advice, and wash my hair wif two different kinds of shampoo (of course not at the same time, duh!) coz I was told tat by using one specific shampoo, it wont clean ur hair totally... hafta use two shampoos alternatively for the best effective effect...

So i tried lor, no harm mahz...

Mei xiang dao... after juz two days of washing my hair wif different shampoos, guess wad?

DANDRUFFS on my hair!!! *gasps*

Disgusting... I can't afford dandruffs coz i'm meeting so many ppl in a day... Realli pai seh one lehz, if the dandruffs drop onto their i/c or sth... *shudders*

Guess I hafta to be loyal n stick to one shampoo...

Who says University lecturers are smart ppl? Or rather, who says University lecturers are ALWAYS rite? *ha*

*shudders again*

Silly + Stupid

Although it's my third day working at the clinic, I am still a LONG LONG way to being a pro...

Wa lau... dint know a PSA (patient service assistant) hafta know SOOOOOOOOOO many things...

And u know me, I'm a veri VERI forgetful, careless n blur person...

So i made quite a few silly + stupid = embarrassing mistakes at work...

Firstly, I forgot to return a patient's BIRTHCERT to the father after photocopying... so hafta run down the counter to take it... *shakez head*

Then, I forgot to scan the patient's appointment card (which is VERI VERI IMPORTANT!!!) to view his records... I juz gave him the waiting no. to see doctor (can i add, he seemed very impatient n anxious to finish up the registering process, so I panicked a little n rush it thru...) and he walked off... but when i finally realised my mistake, I rushed out of the office to look for him (luckily he dint walk veri fast) n get his i/c no... *shakez head hopelessly*

So stupid rite? How can i be SO forgetful???

And den came the most idiotic part...

I think I'm a SCB lehz, which stands for Suay Char Bo...

My manager finally let me try out on my own to register the patients after lunch...

I was quite excited at this...

BUT den horz... after registering ONE pathetic patient, the machine tat prints out label stickers suddenly got JAMMED worz!!! My colleagues and I (3 poor ladies) spent quite some time trying to fix the machine, and dere's SOOOO many patients waiting... In the end, i'm left alone fixing it, while the other two resumed their work... Luckily the machine is fixed in the end... *whew!*

I'm so suay horz? In the morning everything's so peaceful, but when i'm trying to work, everything muz die on me... even the patients oso (they dint die of course!)... I got nasty "customers"...

*HAIZ* Wad kind of luck is tat?

Thankfully, time passes real fast and in a blink, I'm off work le... *hehehz*

I kept telling myself tat I muz buck up n up n up... I can't afford to be so forgetful n everything... No room for more mistakes le...

OH YA! Got sth disgusting to share:

When I left the polyclinic, I saw dis 60+ uncle looking ard the place... he den approached me to ask me the time (in hokkien) so I told him lorz... den dunno y he started to walk wif me, chatting...

At first i thot it's nth... old people mahz... always veri loh soh n wants to talk to ppl... So i juz entertained him lorz...

Coz his speech was veri blur and he speaks hokkien in a slang, so i can't realli understand wad he's saying... So i juz "uh-huh, ya lor, ha?" and in my mind, i was pitying the old man... So old n still sick (he's holding the clinic's plastic bag full of medicine)...

BUT i managed to catch some words he's saying...

"...kua nor kun.... kia yoh... zin pai seh lehz!" (see doctor...get medicine...so embarrassing)

"si meh? an zhua pai seh lehz?" (izzit? why embarrassing lehz?)

"...%&^&*#$&%&#......LAM PA SEYH... *embarrassed smiles*" (which means his penis is failing him)

??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IS THIS SEXUAL HARRASSMENT OR WAD??????!!!!!!!!!!! Why are you announcing tat ur cock is CMI to a stranger? And it's a LADY somemore! Dun u haf any shame???

Once i heard tat, THIS IS IT. I faster walked away...

Damn myself for pitying dis kind of "sick" ppl...

*URGHZ!!!!*

PS: Saw Huiying n Jessica during lunch when i went to the nearby hawker centre to ta pao... Was so shocked coz I knew dey are working at Jurong... Den i found out tat they are dere for training purposes... *hahaz* So qiao horz...

PPS: Leslie is such a big mouth... he told HY tat I got interview at MOE...*diaoz* I dint expect ppl like her to know (coz not veri close mahz)... *hahaz* Tks leslie!

PPPS: I'm shortlisted for an interview at SMU for the Bachelor of Social Sciences nx Mon... So shock n abit scared to receive the call... Heard tat SMU interviews veri tough... haf to realli outshine the rest of the interviewees so u can stand out... Wa lau... if tat's the case, think i sure peng de... Got intimidated by MOE, now SMU??? Die lah... And it's on mon... which means I haf to take leave le... which means one lesser day to earn $$$... So "shiok" rite *sianz*

My First Time...

Waddaya think i'm gonna write here? My first KISS? Or my first time at s**? *hahaz*

My first time... so alluring rite? *cheeky grinz*

Slap all ur face up down left and right!

Dun think so dirty can?!

I meant my first time working at a polyclinic, duh!!!

Oh man, it was FUN.

To be frank, I was sort of dreading going to work coz I was afraid of wad my colleagues will be like, the working environment, the job nature and blah blah blah, like having lunch on my own and wad's not.

BUT den horz, I was so overwhelmed tat all my worries are gone in less than a minute...

*laughs*

When I reached dere oh-so-punctually, the clinic is already in operation, and dere were like tens of patients waiting ard the registration counters (where i'm supposed to work)... Thot I was late or sth, so abit panicky... BUT den, it wasnt even 8am wad, so dun think I'm late...

I waited for the clinic executive to bring me into the office, picturing in my mind, an old, grumpy n short lady wearing waist-high skirt, short loose blouse, corked shoes and top it off wif a neat hair tied up in a bun...

So when a tall. young n fine lady dressed in a sexy business suit with long flowing straight hair and introduced herself to me, I was so damn relieved...

Okie, it's a good start, I told myself... Not tat bad leh...

She showed me inside the super big office and brought me to one of the registration counter, where another woman was sitting...

"Oh no, dis woman is gonna to determine my future at the clinic..." I thought.

When tat woman turned ard, my heart dropped to my stomach... At first glance, I thought she's a *ahem*, but xie tian xie di, she's actually a chin...

I'm so fucking happie tat she's not *ahem*! Dint know someone can look so *ahem*...

Aniwae, she's VERI patient in guiding n teaching me how to register the patients, and i realised tat being a registrator is so difficult... you realli haf to take note of every details, and know basic medical terms well... So there's realli MANY things to pick up, and luckily i brought a notebook along to take note of all the steps to navigate their system...

Basically, my whole morning was spent learning from my "mentor", observing how she does things and etc... Oh, and she is veri nice - brought me walk ard the building, introducing me to EVERYONE... when i say EVERYONE, i mean EVERYONE... including the nurses, personnel from various depts like the pharmacy, console, referrals, etc... and even the cleaners! Only left the doctors nv introduce... *hahaz*

There are too many ppl wif too many faces to recognise n too many names to rmb... So I was like, "Hi! Hello! I'm Jacelyn!" acting veri cheerful and chirpy and waving enthusiastically at each n every one of them with a wide grin across my face...

*laughz*

Muz leave a good impression mahz... I'm gonna spend 3 precious months dere worz, so muz da hao ji chu (set a solid foundation)...

Everybody is very friendly n helpful...

Then when lunch was approaching, I was thinking where to go n whether i shld join the rest or not, when one colleague from another dept came into the office, and announced tat they were ordering PIZZA for lunch, and hallelujah, my share was counted in... Can't believe my first time lunch can eat pizza le, and it's so cheap coz the clinic executive is paying half the bill, so the rest of us split the remaining half... so in the end I paid oni $3.50 for TWO huge slices of canadian pizzas n a drink... So worth it... And we ate in the meeting room, wif air con n big comfortable chairs... *wahahahz*

I'm so lucky... i found out tat it's not every time dey call for delivery... So wad can I say? *grinz*

After a hearty meal, it's back to work, and ppl kept coming in... BUT dere were occasional breaks where the waiting area is completely empty... So we juz slacked n chit chat lorz... *hahaz*

OH YA! I saw two cute medical students having their attachment at the clinic... so handsome worz... *kekez*

Hmmm, wad else to share wif u guys??

OH YA! The patients...

Most of the patients dere are old folks, so sometimes u haf to realli shout at the top of ur lungs so dey can hear u... and some dun realli understand how things work in a clinic, so u gotta explain veri slowly n patiently to dem... some are rude, some are veri nice, some are juz plain weird.

Saw a siao guy, and from my colleagues, it turns out tat he's a regular, and becoz he's siao, he always create trouble, especially when he saw a new face ard (tat's me!)... but he dint disturb me... well, maybe not today coz i'm partnered... but i believe in the near future, when i'm left alone at the counter, i'm gonna be his "victim"... they told me to juz ignore him can le... Well, we shall see...

Time passed super fast in the afternoon...probably becoz I got to try out registering patients, and things got realli busy, and so time flies...

I made a few mistakes, but I was easily forgiven, being my first time mahz... *hehehz*

My colleagues are realli nice ppl... or are they realli?

*left to be discovered as time goes by*

So i'm more than halfway getting used to the workload dere... and my mentor told me she's bringing me to the nearby hawker for lunch tmr!

Can't wait!

:)

At Grandma's Place

I thot after CNY, i would nv nid to step into ah ma's hse again...

My previous annual routines were such tat I oni went dere once a yr to bai nian during CNY, and TAT'S IT. Juz once a yr... Even if dere's any events organised by my relatives, I will try to push it away as much as possible... You can say tat i'm all grown up, and lost the heart n soul to visit the place... *hahaz*

However, yesterday I broke the record... I guess it's becoz I got to drive there, so might as well use the chance coz i miss driving! AND another reason for the record-breaking is my xiao shu (small uncle)... Tell ya why later...

Aniwae, i think the main reason y i'm reluctant to spend juz a day of the weekend dere is tat i can't stand the amount of noise being created by those little devilish cousins of mine...

OMG, you can't imagine small children like them can produce the kind of noise they produce... It's amazing juz how big their lungs are in their tiny bodies... U can even hear the noise in the void deck (okie, i'm exaggerating here...) but you know wad i mean... *sheepish grinz*

And yesterday, there was like, NINE kids... Juz imagine it. *hahaz*

NOT to mention mother screaming away at her kids (notice I wrote "mother", not "mothers"... *hehehz*)

Thank goodness for the presence of Yiling-jiejie (my older cousin), who took up the role of childcare teacher, and spent the day playing wif the kids... And they played all sorts of games tat all resulted in screamings and of course, crying coz accidents ALWAYS happen to one kid after another... *haiz*

After a few minutes in the room playing wif dem, I can't stand it le... Had to leave the room asap b4 I lost my hearing... So i realli pei fu YLJJ who stayed in the small room for almost the whole day... *applause*

Tat's my Yiling-jiejie... she's superduper small size worz... I am a giantess standing juz beside her, so i dint dare take pics wif her... *hehehz*

Now u see him...

Now u dun... *grinz*

See how creative YLJJ is? Can even use the CNY goodies container as a prop for the dunno-wad-it's-name game... But they had fun all the same... *heeheez*

Enough of those little brats...

Lemme introduce my small uncle to all...

A super-duper, chao ji wu di NICE n eligible bachelor, the best airplane technician of the technicians of SIA, a veri patient n loving man who doesnt smoke n gamble, but drinks occasionally lahz (but he's got class de, he drinks ICE WINE or RED WINE, classy!)... Looks-wise, nth more I can pinpoint... Juz a VERI super great guy... BUT why is he still single? *shrugz*

AND he can cook, you know? He made ROJAK n cooked NASI LEMAK for ALL of us... yummylicious! BUT the rojak horz, erm, nice is nice lahz, but he added long beans, which *urghz* me alot... *hahaz* AND those little kids + some adults ate ALL the yu tiaos away, leaving long beans, sprouts n other not-so-popular ingredients behind... *haiz* Other that tat, TWO thumbs-up (i wanted to put FIVE but i suddenly realised i dun haf so many thumbs) for the meal!

OH YA, almost forgot to mention one person here...

Well, i dunno his name la...

He's my small uncle's fren from m'sia (thot he was PRC coz of his accent, but nope.)... He rented a room at my ah ma's hse (so poor thing, his rented room was being used as a gambling den as my relatives were playing mj, *sighz*) since last yr, and yesterday was our maiden encounter *shy face*

*HAHAZ* Er xin.

Aniwae, wad i'm tryin to say is, I got abit of shocked when i entered the kitchen and saw dis particular TALL guy, wif hair like mu chun tuo zai (takuya) and looking veri shy n polite... For a moment I thot he was somebody's bf or sth... after kpoying ard, finally found out the truth... *hehehz*

BUT the zhong dian is: my momma is full of praises of him, after like, 10 mins of conversation wif him? *diaoz*

On the way back, while i'm so concentrating in driving, she kept praising n praising him...

"Ooooh!! He's so polite lehz!" *giggles*

*Uh-huh, izzit? How you know?" (focusing hard on the traffic)

"He call me Da-sao lorz! VERI polite rite?" *more giggles*

"Oh okie." (still concentrating on the road)

"Eh, he's a VERI honest guy lehz, I can tell one *giggles again*..."

*rolled eyes*

Someone is being a hua chi...

BUT den, my momma's sense of judgment veri accurate de... if she say the person is good, den is realli good... She's ALWAYS rite... Guess she has a pair of piercing eyes tat are able to look thru ppl's mind, juz like Dumbledore...

Pardon me, I'm into Harry Potter and The Order of The Phoenix rite now...

*grinz*

Impulse + Spontaneous

Impulse + Spontaneous = MayDay Concert Tix

On the train, XY suddenly rmb abt her fav band, MayDay having a concert in Spore dis coming June the 2nd... and she found out tix are selling fast... oni left the $88 & $108 seats...

So she panicked coz she wants to go, and even better, she's got a 10% discount on the concert tix, so all the more she shld go rite?

YES.

Den she poloso me to go wif her...

I'm okie actually... I lurve MayDay's songs too...

BUT i'm more tempted to attend Jolin's coz I heard all her concerts VERI worth the tix price...

She can dance, she can flaunt, she can sing, she's hot, and she always brings in new elements to her concerts, which make it so jing cai...

So I jokingly told XY why dont we go to both concerts... And tat, erm, craziee gal said yes...

At this, my heart beat twice as fast as its normal rate...

"You serious? Got money arhz?"

"Ya, I worked alot of usher dis month..."

Then I looked at her, disbelief on my face... I know she's on, but dint know she's TAT on... *lolz*

"Okie lorz, aniwae I'm starting work nx mon, so I think shld haf money le..."

So the both of us started contemplating on how much tix shld we buy...

Eventually, we decided the $78 for Jolin's n $88 for MD's... *shake head in a still-unbelievable manner*

Den XY took out her hp n wanted to book, like, immediately...

My heart almost stopped beating...

"Wad?! U wanna book now?! So fast?! I'm not mentally prepared leh!"

"Ya la, den? Wad if they are sold out???"

Oh man, I gotta keep up wif her pace...

In the end (i cannot rmb wad happen), we decided to go down to the SISTIC counter to purchase the tix...

At Wisma, we checked wif the counter lady... She told us tat Jolin's oni left the $78 at the sidest of the side... which is not good coz I believe those seats will be blocked by all those big big speakers n cameras n wadsoever... So we forgo Jolin and turn to MD's huai bao...

Our common sense tells us tat if we already save $$ on Jolin's tix, we might as well buy the more ex n better seats for MD...

TA-Da!!! *drumroll* Here comes the product of impulse + spontaneity:

Two $108 concert tickets... *yippie*!!!

It's been such a long time since I went to a concert (my last was Jay's, dunno how many donkey years ago, which was FANTASTIC! of course fantastic la...we bought the most ex tix n we sat VERI near the stage worz... *hehehz*)

Aniwae, XY damn happie n proud tat she's gg to watch her fav band live in action... But it's still a long wait... til June lehz... who knows wad'll happen during dis period of time?

Maybe ah xing sore throat cant sing... maybe guai shou hurt his middle finger den cant play guitar... maybe guan you's baby throw temper n dun let him come Spore den less a drumer... Lots of possibilities... the list goes on...

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ps: saw Jade Seah n her momma (i think!)... she's realli gorgeous and walks wif a flair... *hahaz*

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Mr. Bean's Holiday

XY got a movie offer coupon, $16 for two tix, at Cathy...so we went Cineleisure to watch Mr. Bean's Holiday, which is a damn funnie n entertaining show...

Rowan Atkinson (did i spell correctly?) is a fantastic actor... He portrayed BeanBean so well... *hahaz*

I believe some of you (majority, I guess) might think Bean is silly n stupid n brainless, nth EVER goes smoothly whenever he's ard, and tat whoever crosses his path will surely end up in a messy mess...

I BEG to differ...

I think his silly-ness n stupidity are resulted from the level of focus-ness he's got in his mind, dont you think?

A focus person with a clear goal in his/her mind will work towards their aims no matter wad kind of obstacles are facing them...

For e.g. the last scene: he finally saw the beach tat he's sooo dying to go tat he disregard all living n non-living things in front of him, and juz walk towards his destination without fearing tat he might fall to his death or sth...

Tat's how i look at Bean...

BUT i'd admit lahz... sometimes he's too *urgh* le... oni see things from a point of view, and not consider other alternatives... Dis kind of ppl? Too stubborn for anything outside their comfort zone...

Forgive Bean... he's juz too funnie to be mad wif... How can u be angry wif a person wif a face like Bean's?

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No Self-Discipline

I told myself I can't spend anymore $$ on clothes... my poor account is depleting like nobody's business...

BUT when i saw Forever 21, all my self-discipline gone. Vanished. Disappeared. Disapparated.

Spent an hour plus inside the shop, choosing n browsing through racks n shelves, and managed to find four blouses tat i simply ADORE...

But i can't afford FOUR blouses at Forever 21 at one go, not at dis moment, tat is...

So i haf to ren tong (bear wif the pain) n forsake two, and choose the ones tat i think i will wear more frequently... *helpless shrugz*

It's okie... when i got $$$, heh heh heh (*evil grinz*), watch out for me, Forever 21!

The pink blouse comes wif the belt, but it costs cheaper than the simple black one... why ar??

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Freedom of Speech

Wadever happens to one's freedom of speech?

Wadever happens to one's freedom of blogging her own personal views/opinions/thoughts on certain matters?

Why muz some ppl complicate simple matters? Isnt it enuf tat our lives are already so hectic n everybody's playing mind games n we haf to guard against certain ppl in our lives every single hour, minute n second??

Why can't we juz mind our own business n live quietly n peacefully ever after, and not bother about others' personal freedom???

Izzit so difficult to achieve?

If no, good for you.

If yes, my advice to you: SHUT IT! SHUT ur mouth, SHUT ur eyes, n simply juz MYOB... See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil...

TAT'S IT. Easy as ABC and 123...

If such simple logic oso dunno, den you can GTH le...

Am i being discreet enough? So I will not get into trouble, izzit?

Am I offending anyone here? If you feel u r offended, den I've hit the nail on its head... You ARE guilty to any of the above i've mentioned...

Blogging is juz a way to express one's thoughts n feelings (unless defamatory is used, which is a different matter altogether), nth to do wif other ppl...

If you can't stand my blog, den dun read it! Nobody points a gun on your head to force you to read rite? Even if you die die oso muz read becoz my blog is siiiiimply too fabulous to ignore, den i suggest you INTERPRET the message in a more matured and sensible way, NOT pass ard the message, which will only become secondary information, which means dere's not much value n truth in it, GEDDIT?

Damn it.

If i hafta consider everyone's feelings den I can blog, FUCK... tat's not a blog animore... it's juz an intangible piece of shit tat tries to please everyone who reads it, creating a false impression for others and myself AND failing to achieve the purity of truth n degree of accuracy, which I believe are the main objectives of blogging...

RIGHT???!!!!

Right.

They say FAT is UGLY... TRUE OR FALSE??

Must see!!

Hope the pics below won't affect your appetite or sth...

Can't believe they can still walk (needless to say catwalk!) wif tat freaking bony legs of theirs...

I wonder how skinny a gal can get...

Wad abt their internal organs?

Are they all *whisper* super-duper, chao ji wu di, teeny weeny small?

BUT one thing is for sure...

They are totally breastless...

So who say FAT IS UGLY?? At least fat ppl have big boobs... *hahaz*

MJ at Hydi's...

Mahjong (MJ) is really addictive...

So addictive tat it made me PS my frenz... *sheepish grinz*

I didnt mean it, tiong, xiang, minmin n darren! I SIMPLY can't resist the power of mj...

Tat's the thing wif MJ and when u haf TOO many frenz le... *kekez*

It's juz tat i've already planned wif hydi to play mj at her hse the day b4, and she asked eemay n kenneth along le... so by right if my other frenz ask me out to celebrate a fren's b-day , i shld reject dem n not feel too guilty wif it rite???

YES... *hahaz*

BUT I still feel rather sinful...

*SIGHZ*

Wad a HUGE dilemma i've got myself into...

Part of me REALLI wanted to play mj n not PS hydi dey all (first come first serve wad!)

BUT den horz another part of me STILL wanted to go eat sakae wif tiong n co...

So it's not realli my fault lahz, izzit?

*hahaz*

Usually when such things happen, i tend to be fair n square n try to go out wif both grps of ppl... U juz haf to split the time nicely, tat's all...

BUT today, I can't... Simply can't...

MJ is too attractive to me le... AND i'm losing $$ somemore...of course muz play until wadever I lost comes back to me, rite?? *kekez*

To add on, I'm wearing veri lok cok okie... and tiong n co. wanna go town somemore... How can I go town wif a washed-over-a-million-times shirt n shorts???

NO WAY.

So i had to be a bad fren n PS dem le...

REALLI sorrie guys! But i believe dere's always a nx time... unless i drop dead suddenly lahz... *heehee* AND i guess u all can't blame me for tat, can ya?? *cheeky*

To darren, if u happen to read dis, HAPPIE BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!

To minmin, pai seh la... nx time gathering i'll surely, definitely, confirm plus guarantee plus chop be dere de... Dun miss me too muchie worz! *grinz*

To tiong, pls pls pls... tell me earlier nx time when u guys haf plan for the day... U know i'm a veri busy woman wif lots of ying chou... dun wait til ur gonna meet an hour ltr n tell me abt the outing... I'm a lady, i nid some time to doll myself up okie? If not i'm sure you won't want to walk beside me de, which i know u would haf lurve to rite?... *hehehz*

To xiang, pls pls pls remind tiong to tell me earlier nx time, well, juz repeat the above can le... ANIWAE, i haf NO proper clothes to wear to town, so another tick on the "Can't Go Town" list...

Why-oh-why?

Becoz *drumroll* TWO of my favourite FOREVER 21 blouses got stained after wash!!!! *GASPS* and another TWO of my nicest shirts are still hanging in the bathroom (for days), waiting for the Queen to wash dem...

*SIGHZ deeply*

When i got home from hydi's place (it's only 10pm+) momma's face was black... she knew i was playing MJ tat's y she's not veri happie... she dint want me to get addicted to it n become a hao du char bo (a gambling freak)...

Aniwae, i am supposed to go town the nx day (watching Mr. Bean's movie!), and was fretting over the wad-to-wear problem n browsing through my wardrobe at the same time when i came across my two stained blouses...

After so many weeks of dem being stained, i plucked up my courage to ask my momma (VERI nicely n politely, may I add?) for a solution to make dem stainless again... (clothes gettin stain or wadsoever is a veri sensitive issue in the NEO family, if want, pls refer to the earlier post on Family Dispute)

She got veri irritated and snapped at me to hang dem in the bathroom (again!) n she'll wash it (if she'll rmb it!)

Normally, I will mumble n grumble (but loud enuf for her to hear) tat those clothes are DAMN ex, and i oni get to wear it twice n now it's a goner n i dun haf anything NICE to wear, yadda yadda, juz to piss her off...

BUT not after TAT incident... moreover she's not realli happie at me over-playing mj, so i'd be realli stupid if i go further n pissed her off even more by complaining her washing skills not professional...

SO I kept mum n faster go bathe... *hehez*

Guess tmr go orchard n buy somemore clothes le...

*Account-gonna-deplete-real-soon* Jacie signing out...

Random pics taken at hydi's hse, in hydi's room...

Hydi's nails n skinny leg... she's playing wif my 3 megapix hp n trying out wif the flash... U can't see it, but her nails are VERI nicely French-manicured n decorated wif diamond stones...

Tat's eemay in red... a chao ji wu di skinny gal wif super-duper long rebonded hair... It's a poor thing she lives in Woodlands n haf oni Pasir Ris and east side frenz... *hahaz* But i guess travelling for her is no big deal since she has already travelled for 3 yrs to study in TP... *lolz*

Kenneth wasnt in the pics coz he's a mummy's boy n had to leave for dinner at home, whereas eemay and i stayed to try hydi's momma's cooking skill, which was quite fab actually!

The Bangla in the MRT

Wa lau...

Dis damn bangla horz, realli freaked me out worz...

Can't believe my luck... so many empty seats in the compartment and yet HE chose to sit beside me (and it's a two-seater somemore... *diaoz*)

I'm actually okie wif anyone sitting next to me, even if it's a bangla...

BUT dis fellow is too much le...

First, he boarded at Tampines, and oready he's on the hp, talking damn loudly as thou to show off tat he's got a hp... *rolled eyes*

He alighted at Tanjong Pagar, and throughout the whole journey, he's chatting n chatting so freaking loudly okie... (T_T)

This i can pardon...

BUT wad realli pissed me off was tat he kept shaking tat damn leg of his!!!

You know, dis is a VERI irritating n annoying matter coz not oni it was distracting, his leg actually DONG DAO WO LE!!! I despise the feeling of rubbing skin with strangers, especially if the person is not a yan dao or mei nu...

I REALLI HATE PPL SHAKING THEIR LEGS next to me...

This i simply CAN'T tolerate...

To make things worse, he shake NON-STOP, and becoz of all the shaking n trembling of his freaking thigh, he kept sliding off his seat and had to shift up n down to fill his ass on the seat...

Know wad I did??

I raised my high-fashion bag, smashed it onto his freaking leg, stomped my pointed heels onto his foot, walked away haughtily, and sat next to a Gucci guy (Gucci tote bag + Gucci white leather shoes)... So shiok rite...

*POP* *POP* *POP*

Dere goes my bubbles of imagination...

Nahz, I dint perform any of the above...

How i wish i dare...

BUT i got xing xiang to maintain... *kekez*

So i remain in my seat, cursing n swearing at the bangla silently in my heart, mentally praying tat he'll get a stroke after all tat shakings... *hahaz*

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MOE interview

Interviews are realli nerve-wrecking matters which can realli demoralise a confident person utterly, not to mention a semi-confident me...

The waiting process is the ultimate... You see one after another enter and exit the interview rooms, you see their faces n try to tell how well they had scored in the interview... And finally it's my turn...

3 interviewers (one old man, one old lady, one young woman)

To hide my nervousness, I flashed my megawatt smiles... *lolz*

The 1st qns was asked by the old man...

"Why did you want to teach, and not be a nu qiang ren since u studied business??"

OMG...

I refused to put down here my reply, but i can assure you, it's nth near to a smart one...

Other random qns include:

"What do you think are your qualities to become a teacher?"

"What do you want to instill in your students?"

"Do you know teaching is very tough?" (duh!)

Then came the ultimate qns which i kinda expected dey'll ask...

"If NUS offers you your first choice, and at the same time, NTU offers you dis teaching course, which will you take?"

"I will choose the teaching one."

"Why?"

"Oh becoz I like NTU." (Wad a bimbotic sort of ans, rite?)

"Oh! Juz becoz u like the NTU campus, u wanna take up dis course??" came the shocked reply of the old man. I thot he almost had a heart attack or sth...

I faster, erm, correct my words... I sort of said sth like teaching is a stable career, whereas with a degree in arts & social science, it's hard to find an ideal job...

So the old man retorted me: "So u think teaching is a tie fan wan (hard ricebowl) lah?"

"Ya."

Den i think tat's where my interview ended...

*HAHAZ*

Wad a joke...

Seriously, I think I CMI le...

BUT the three of dem quite nice lahz... not as bad as i had expected... I prefer the old lady... she seems veri motherly... and throughout the interview, she's the only one who's smiling at me... BUT den horz... maybe it's wad dey call "xiao li chang dao" (hide daggers in one's smile when loosely translated)

BUT i'm glad it's over lahz...

Whether i'm accepted or not, i'll leave it to fate...

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Hippie Chestnut

Dunno why i suddenly become so vain... *hahaz*

Bought 2 pairs of colour contact lenses... *woo-hoo*

Craziee me...

Message Sent n Received

http://www.straitstimes.com/portal/site/STI/menuitem.c2aef3d65baca16abb31f610a06310a0/?vgnextoid=f832758920e39010VgnVCM1000000a35010aRCRD&vgnextfmt=vgnartid:2838a53a0aa61110VgnVCM100000430a0a0aRCRD:STForumArcDate:1174342219709

Kindly click on the above link...

Dun worrie my frenz... it's not a virus or wadsoeva...

Click n u'll noe...

Finally!!!

ST published my letter... or rather, me n XY's letter... *hahaz*

BUT den horz... too bad it's not on papers... an intangible product is not wad i'm hoping for...

Come to think of it, it's not tat bad... at least i got my message across...

Hopefully the COURTS ppl get to read it, and may it reach the ears of the CEO/Director/President or wadeva dey call the person sitting high high above...

HA!

AND most hopefully, sack the freak who tormented us wif his less-than-appealing face and worse-than-poor attitude...

Anyhow, no more COURTS for me next time...

Ciao!

Home Alone

Mixed feelings when i woke up today... *hahaz* + *sobsob*

*hahaz* becoz both my poppa n momma went m'sia and the whole house is mine!!! *roarrz*

*sobsob* becoz I can't go wif dem... hafta take care of BeBe, ya know?? *sighz*

Wadeva... guess total freedom for a day suits me better... *kekez* And I even got 50bucks to spend for the day... *hehehz*

Den horz, during breakfast, I decided to cook those instant fried mee goreng... and i seriously sux at it... *hahaz* I know, I know... Sux at cooking instant noodles??!! You muz be kidding!

No, i'm not...

I must clarify though... it's my maiden try... dint noe it was gonna be a total failure...

BUT it's still edible lahz... *ha*

After which i decided to be a mommy's gal... I did housework worz! I vaccuum the floor... *hehez* tat's all... Not becoz i'm lazy or sth... but becoz momma is such a pro tat my hse is already up to the expected standard of NEO family... (which reminds me i gotta change my bedsheets later... 4got abt it... *ha*)

Aniwae, dunno y i'm bullshitting here, perhaps dere's nth much to write and i realli wanna write sth... *grinz*

BUT seriously.

Dere's sth else nice abt being home alone... I get to try sth new... for instance, calling 6777 3777...

*lolz* Laziness is in my blood... dint want to go out buy lunch so call for delivery... Dis is sth which my parents'll nv do... Dey'll say it's stupid to order mac when i can go out n buy myself... -_-"

So during the waiting time, i received a call from The Straits Times FORUM editor... (FYI, my couz XY helped me sent a letter regarding tat freaking incident at Courts to them) she wanna verify my identity... think dey gonna publish it... *cross fingers* When it does, i'll post it here for those who dun read straits times or rather, the forum. Promise.

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*UPDATES*

To lift up my moods, went for shopping therapy on Sat... bought lots of clothes, and unexpectedly, came across a vintage-looking two-uses light brown bag @ Bugis Street which i die die hafta own it... spent quite some time deciding which colour i shld get coz all three different shades of brown are fabulous... *hahaz* And i got my shoes... Wad more can i ask for?? *hehez*

And wad more can i say? Shopping is realli the best medicine for bad mood ppl... My mood improved tremendously...

*hahaz*

Reached home exhausted from all the "exercising"... But who knows, tiong called me out for a late-nite movie... *diaoz* Told him i dun wan coz i wanna be a daddy's girl... but being a bad friend, he corrupted my innocent mind n persuaded me to go... Cant say no... *hahaz*

Watched dis movie called The History Boys... *sianz* I realli dun understand some parts coz they spoke real fast (Brit accent somemore...) Can't catch the ball... BUT some scenes are funnie, thou... Uncle Vernon n Madame Maxime from Harry Potter acted in the show as a gay n normal teachers respectively... *laughz*

As usual, reached home in the "mornin"...

Head was hurting when i woke up 5 hrs ltr... dint drink at all but dunno y got hangover feeling...

*hahaz*

Guess i'm not a late-nite person...

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Still got one more week to nua at home b4 working... another mixed feelings... a part of me felt like faster go out n work to earn $$, but another part of me wanna slack at home n play all day... *hahaz* BUT my life isnt like Paris Hilton... Hafta to wait another lifetime if i wanna be like her...

Till den, i shall jia you jia you jia jia you!!!

My Ultimate Dislike...

Pls refer to my earlier post if u need/want...

Pls pls refer to the comment of my earlier post even if you dun need/want...

*hahaz*

Finally someone share the same feelings/ thoughts/ views/ comments/ opinions as moi...

TO HELL WIF THOSE FUCKING *ahem*!

Altho I dun & wont deny tat some (possibly 1 out of 10) are nice ppl...

BUT the rest??

Who always sit at the voiddeck, playing guitar or poker cards, and making a hell of noise? AND not to mention, drinking packet drinks (or for the MORE wealthier, bottles of beers...) n eating twisties/potato chips, and den throwing, or more appropriately, LITTERING ard when the dustbin is juz right behind/in front/beside dem???

AND wad's up wif all the stupid freaking accent you guys always seem to haf? Wad freaking language is tat? AND even some of us follow suit...

*shakez head*

Told my frenz abt tat freaking incident... Dey think i'm too extreme le... "Not all of dem are bad wad!" Oh, izzit? I dint noe lehz... and pls pardon me for tat... it's juz tat their behaviour/attitude realli sux to the max...

Yes...

I. AM. BEING. DISCRIMINATING.

SO WAD????!!!!!

AND come on, who doesnt?? It's juz tat some dun dare to show it juz so to save ourselves from unnecessary fights...

BUT aniwae, XY, tat fucking guard's boss called me last nite to apologise...

I've accepted it... Coz no point in pursuing the matter le... wad's done already been done...

Let's juz pray to G.Y.M tat the freak stands guard at the gates until he retires...

To be more evil, let's juz pray tat he'll offend somemore ppl, who'll run him down wif their harley davidson or sth... *hahaz* So fun to imagine it...

BUT i tink the ultimate solution to dis is to ban him from stepping out of his house and offending ppl and ruining their day... juz let him rot at home n den he can go to hell...

Ya... I like it...

*grinz*

FUCK tat security guard @ COURTS!!!

DAMN FUCKING PISSED NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

REALLI ruined my whole day... spoil my mood~~~

DAMN it...

Never felt so embarrassed + pissed + insulted + furious + humiliated during my shopping trips...

The worst part of it?

Tat fucking guy made my poppa n mamma angry... wanna slap him on the face, kick his groins, dig out his eyeballs, pull out his tongue, and flush it down the toilet...

Here's wad happened:

I bought a printer at the mega Courts... i paid everything... the printer carton has the PAID sticker on it...

BUT when i pushed the trolley out of the sensor thingy... it rang...

Immediately tat fucking freak came over n demanded to see my receipt in a very annoying tone n arrogant attitude...

Wad the fuck.

If u tell me nicely, I'll most willing to cooperate wif u...

I showed him the receipt.. and den he was like, "where? where the sticker?? where?" in a retarded tone... He's behaving as though he dun believe we can afford tat printer and have to resort to stealing it...

PLEASE LORZ... I know u have an empty head, but try to use common sense... if i were to steal things from the stupid store, would i pick such a HUGE item???

After I showed him the receipt, ppl wif common sense will know tat i have paid for the items... if dey are not scanned, it's not my fucking problem... it's the system which is corked up...

AND u know wad that stupid spastic retard did?

He asked us to follow him to the BACK (in a veri loud tone, may i add)...

Everyone in the damn store was looking at us...

SO damn embarrassing... It was as though we were caught stealing red-handed tat kinda feeling...

The 3 of us were pissed off... especially poppa...

So at the back area, he scanned the item again and it was cleared... den he said we may go...

GO???

U think we will juz go lyktt and forget abt all the humilation u caused us???

FUCKING hell N-O NO...

Me dad demanded to see his manager...

At the mention of "manager", tat freak apologised to us, but in a VERI insincere tone...

THIS IS IT...

I'm at my boiling point... I dun care tat many ppl were looking...

I told him off... straight at the face... (it's the first time i ever scolded someone in public... so i huo chu qu le)

I gave my blackest face ever, stood up straight and tall (altho he's still taller den me) n scolded him... Den my dad demanded to see the manager again...

Can you believe wad tat fucking idiot say? He said, "go la! complain la! manager is over dere only!"

He called his colleague over and dey began to converse in their mother tongue...

BUT i can roughly understand wad dey were saying...

Coz i heard words like "malu"...

Ya of course i'm malu lahz, u idiot... *rolled eyes*

So we waited for the manager to come (he's having lunch *diaoz*)... I'm so hoping tat manager is not *ahem*, and luckily he's not... BUT while we were waiting, tat idiot came to me n ask me to write a letter to the mgt... I was like, write for wad? I want to speak to ur manager FACE 2 FACE, why should i waste my time n effort to write a nice long letter? GO TO HELL.

Two managers came actually...

Dey came over... and my parents exploded...

DAMN hell, it was a loud explosion... even i was a teeny weeny bit embarrassed over the volume my poppa n mamma were giving off... *ha*

BUT wad the heck... I hope we attracted lots of kpo ppl... i hope we made a realli big scene n embarrassed the freak...

Come on lorz... u r juz a fucking security guard... such a small position you still dare to ya ya wif me... so ya ya go eat papaya la!

Aniwae, my parents were complaining n complaining in veri loud tones of course... and both the managers were like trying to pacify dem... I was the calmer one... I tried to say sth but got cut off by angry daddy n mommy... Dis is the FIRST time i see dem disregard their poise n mian zi and juz stood up for their rights... *hooray!* The NEO family is not to be messed up wif, okie, donkey?

In the end, the managers said they'll speak to tat idiot's boss and see wad else dey can do abt it...

I gave dem my no. hopefully to get a satisfying answer...

If not i'm going to boycott COURTS...

Aniwae, I vowed NEVER to shop at courts again...

Some of you may think i'm overreacting, but seriously.

Put yourself in MY shoes... how will you feel if you were being humiliated lyktt in front of so many ppl... I'm not trying to stir trouble out dere, but it's juz tat why shld i put up wif such fucking attitudes when i'm supposed to be the customer? Where's your customer service skills?? Isnt customers ALWAYS RIGHT???

Oh btw, when i pushed back the trolley (i'm so good, rite... I believe most of us will juz leave the trolley at the car park, but becoz i'm an educated person, I returned it...)

And upon returning it, one of the manager came out to take the trolley for me... He told me tat dey juz deploy tat fucking freak to stand guard at the gates, and he'll stay dere for the time being... *HAHAZ*

Or bi gd!

Blame it on ur sucky attitude tat u haf to stand out dere under the hot weather when u can enjoy the indoor air con comfort... HA!

BUT i'm still angry... can't get it lying down...

Hopefully I can get a satisfying answer from dem...

Till den... i'm not gonna be a forgive n forget person...

Maybe i can forgive, but definitely not forget...

BUT due to me having short-term memory, maybe i'll forget, but NEVER forgive...

A Letter from MOE...

I woke up dis morning to see a letter (On Government Service) addressed to moi... I flipped back n saw MOE's add...

My first thought was, "yay! I've received the official letter of registration as a relief teacher!"

BUT den horz......

When i opened it up, I was stunned...

It was a letter telling me i was shortlisted for an interview becoz I had applied for NIE...

???????!!!!!!!!!!!

I was shortlisted to teach general/chin lang at primary levels...???

*hahaz*

Unbelievable...

The interview is next wed, and I am abit nervous about it... Den questions tat dey might ask began to pop up in my head...

Why do you want to be a teacher?

What do you think are the qualities a teacher must possess?

How are you going to handle the children when they misbehave?

CAN YOU TEACH???

*gasps*

It's nerve-wrecking worz...

Den me mamma taught me the "model" answer to Qns 1...

Just say tat being a teacher is always my ambition from young... *diaoz*

So fake... *hahaz*

No one's gonna believe tat...

Unless i open my eyes big big and give dem a pure innocent look... maybe dey'll buy it... *grinz*

No matter, it's good to know tat if i managed to do well in the interview, i might be guaranteed a place at NTU!!!

BUT is teaching realli gonna be my career in the future?

Honestly, I still dunno wad i want to be or do in the future... Still feeling lost... *sighz*

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Had Mac for breakfast at WS... saw Zhenxi gg for work at popular...

*shakez head*

Can't believe she still got the passion to work dere... Aniwae, she's rather sad abt her results... dint do as well as she had expected... BUT b4 she could ask me mine, I had to go... *hahaz*

Luckily i dint get to tell her, coz if i did, the whole of popular will know le... It's not tat i'm ashamed of my results... on the contrary, I'm 101% happie abt it... it's better den wad i had expected... I even dreamt I failed my accounting... but the results are satisfying... *hehehz*

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Had my haircut @ Kimage... Now my fringe is super short... *hahaz*

Looks like a nerd... But it's neater... And it's cut by a shuai-ge... And I've got 20% voucher, compliments to XY... Helped me save some bucks...

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Went back home to get the car keys to drive to skol...

Wanted to print my transcript so i can bring it to the MOE interview...

One-stop service damn crowded...

Saw many parents wif their kids... Looks like dey're appealing to study in TP... Which reminded me of my past... when i was so desperate to get a place in TP... Can realli understand wad dey r going thru...

During the wait, I received a call from Adecco... (oh ya, I went to apply at Adecco yesterday, and on tat day itself, I got a job offer le... So one thing proven: Adecco is damn efficient n effective, unlike RecruitExpress... so my frenz, look for Adecco to solve ur job-searching needs...)

I'M HIRED!!!!!

I'm starting work the mon after nx (which gives me time to go shoppin for appropriate clothes n shoes) at Geylang...Polyclinic *hahaz*

Dun get all dirty up dere... working at Geyland doesnt mean it's "TAT" kind of work... *hehez*

Can't wait to start work soon...

Can't wait to make some big bucks quick...

Guess tmr i hafta to go to G.Y.M to give thanks for her blessings...

Gan en arhz!!!

I H.E.A.R.T SCV! ~ Part 2

Well, well, well...

Here's part 2 as i haf promised...

Next favourite SCV show = Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations

And he really meant no reservations at all...

A New Yorkie cook who travels halfway around the world to Asia regions to explore exotic Asian cuisine and immerse in Asian culture, with an aim to search n create unique recipes for his restaurant in U.S, as well as to break away from the hectic life of New York and obtain inner peace...

I've basically sum up everything... BUT wad's realli neat abt dis travel & living show is Mr. Bourdain himself...

He gives witty n cranky n humourous comments, and juz being himself in front of the camera!

Mind you, he smokes while he hosts, and even when he tasted shitty food, he won't act as though it's absolutely delicious and when the camera is not rolling, vomit everything out... He simply, in a deeply disgusted expression, refused to take another bite, and saying directly (in front of the cooks somemore!) tat food is SHIT, the worst sort he ever tasted...

So dere's dis particular episode where he visited Indonesia (Jarkata & Bali)... Oh man, it was damn funnie lorz... I was laughin myself mad throughout the 1hr...

Firstly, he went to dis "martial arts" skol at Jarkata, where he was being demonstrated a series of "martial arts" (including breaking iron bars with heads & hands, sleeping on sharp nail-bed with bricks on the stomach waiting to be smashed by a super big hammer...) by a bunch of MLRs...

Actually dese were not realli special coz I believe most of us haf seen dese kind of performance b4...

Wad's REALLI stupid n silly n funnie was the appearance of dis ML guy (in mid 40s to 50s) wearing traditional ML costume... He was supposed to stand in the middle, waiting for Misters Big Muscles to run n attack him wif barangs n daggers...

Den the REALLI stupid thing happen... Tat traditional ML guy suddenly inhaled n pushed his hands forwards, as though to push his surrounding air towards his attackers... AND b4 those muscles men could touch his skin, they were, like, being bounded off by invisible force...

This process was repeated for, like, 8 times?? wif the speed getting faster n faster... (imagine the guy inhaling halfway, and when an attacker was approaching, he faster exhale and push his hands against an invisible wall...)

The guide explained to a stunned Bourdain tat the guy is using his inner "qi" to bounce off those ppl... BUT Bourdain was more sceptical... looks like he found dis whole thing retarded too... BUT he dint dare put them down by voicing his ruddy comments coz after all, dey were armed with barangs! *hahaz*

One thing abt dis host cum cook cum smoker is tat he's willing to try ANYTHING and put them into his mouth n down his throat n into his stomach n out his, erm, arse... *hahaz*

I've seen him ate all sorts of internal organs of different animals like sheep, pig, frog, fish n so on... Most of his reactions were positive, seldom negative, coz all such dishes to him r delicacies...

Den at Bali, he tried durians, which r often shunned by ang-mohs becoz of their pungent smell...

Initially he was abit reluctant to eat it, BUT to his adventurous spirit, he still tried it...

And the way he ate it made me snigger...

First, he CUT the durian vertically wif a large knife (unlike us, we split it open so we can the whole fruit inside), obviously the durians inside were being cut halfway across (one durian seed becomes two... *hahaz*)...

Secondly, he FISH the durians out onto a plate (i think the durian is too riped coz the flesh were all soft n v nua)...

Lastly, he DUG at the flesh using a spoon n finally ate wif his messy fingers...

I thot he was gonna puke...

BUT hey! He lurves it! He kept shoving more durians into his mouth...

After which he said sth tat pretty much summed up the experience:

"Smelling bad, but feeling good"...

Wad a phrase... Nice one... *winkz*

Last show I'm gonna talk abt: True Hollywood Story, featuring Tyra Banks...

I've seen the Hilton Sisters episode, and felt tat dis programme was veri entertaining...

It realli gives viewers the inside juicy scoops abt hollywood celebrities, their good n bad news...

So I was realli lucky to come across Tyra Banks episode...

It talks abt her, from a young girl to who she is now... her daily life in terms of career n love...

She has realli grown, erm, fatter, shld i say more curvy den b4...

When she's modelling for Victoria's Secret, she's damn damn skinny...

BUT now, you can notice a slight difference in her...

Anihow, she's still gorgeous n generous n fun-loving...

AND her boobs were huge...

Becoz of such huge assets, it was rumoured tat dey were implanted...

To prove her breasts are naturally tat big and she's not carrying any saltwater bags on her chest, she invited dis plastic surgeon/doctor to her talk show, and did a crazy experiment...

She was braless, wearing juz a silky robe... She lay on the sofa and let the doctor squeeze her tits... The set was silent... I guess everyone (guys obviously) would trade anything to be tat doctor...

Aniwae, when her boobs were being "examined", Tyra was pretty uncomfortable n a little embarrassed... can see tat she's dying to burst out laughing... guess it's itchy when a guy is pressing on your breasts... *hahaz*

Tat surgeon, after satisfying his "needs", pledged on his integrity n reputation tat her boobs are REAL...

After which, another doctor used a medical equipment to scan Tyra's breasts, and no water bags can be seen...

It was officially proven: Her breasts are REAL... no breasts implants or wadsoever...

So brave of Tyra, to allow her own boobs to be squeezed on national TV (and in my case, international)...

She's really a woman worth to be a role model... She's ambitious, knows her future and plans it well...

Wad a woman... *woohoo*

Basically, tat's wad i've been watching for the past few days... I realli advise you ppl to sign up for SCV becoz it can realli widen ur knowledge n increase the variety of entertainment programmes... I'm not saying CH 5 or 8 or U is not good... but it's always nice to haf more choices... *hahaz*

Why am I publicising for StarHub Cable, aniwae?

*shrugz*

I H.E.A.R.T SCV! ~ Part 1

Thank goodness for SCV...

Or shld I thank goodness for pappa & mamma who agreed to haf it?? *hehehz*

BUT technically speaking, i shld thank their son, who initially + stubbornly wanna sign up for SCV programmes... and now becoz he's working n *ahem* earning big bucks, he applied for MORE channels (but den horz, mostly r educational, like discovery channels, wif a few entertainment ones)...

BUT i'm not gonna be grateful to him for my TV entertainment becoz ultimately, it's not him who paid for it!!! It's still our folks... SO......

Aniwae, I haf a few REALLI great programmes to introduce... Dey r my strength to help me pass through dese few days...

First up: Miami's Ink

For those who r clueless, this is a show about 4 angmohs + 1 jappie who opened a TATTOO shop at Miami. They r famous for their artistic, unique n individual tattoo-ing skills... BUT the show focuses mainly on their customers getting tattoos for various personal reasons, and some reasons can REALLI melt ur heart...

For instance, one episode features a 26yr old lady who wishes to get a tattoo as a loving memory for her brother who passed away from cancer... The tattoo is shaped as an angel doll wif a tear drop on her cheek... I tell you, when i saw the finished tattoo and listened to her story, I got all emotional... The tattoo is REALLI SUPER-DUPER nice lorz... wif all the shadings n highlighting... I simply adore it... And wad's touching is the meaning attached to it... Her brother had died for 8 years but she still cannot get over the grief (guess their gan qing realli strong, not like me n u-know-hu, HA.)... so she decided on a tattoo to symbolise a mark to her grief and time to move on... So it's realli sweet...

Miami's Ink is like a reality show, but it takes on a kind of different story-telling method, which is thru tattoos... Initially I thot ppl wif tattoos r uncouth ppl, and come on, I'm sure most of you guys out dere tend to associate tattoos wif ah bengs or mafia or crazy ppl who'll get aids from poking their skins wif needles...

BUT seriously, tat's not always the case... Some ppl tattooed to remember their loved ones, or to get inner peace, or as a reminder of their past which dey never ever want to go thru again... and the reasons go on n on... Dey come from all walks of life, and most of them r nv ah bengs or ah lians trying to act, erm, coolz...

Wadeva the reasons, whenever I watch the show, I always had the urge to run out of my house n get a tattoo on my upper right back to cover the ugly n unsightly mark I dunno how in the world I got it...

BUT i'm sure pappa'll KILL me if he found out i got a tattoo... *hahaz*

Next: The Amazing Race (Family + All Stars editions)

DIS r my all-time favourites... Simply heart amazing race...

Saw the finale episode for the family edition... My team, which I had supported right from the start, won!! The Linzes family: Alex, Tommy, Nick n Megan... *hahaz*

Amazing, I can rmb their names! *grinz*

I knew dey will win becoz u can never, and i mean, NEVER, see dem fight or cry or lose heart or lose temper at one another... These four siblings realli work tog, cheering n encouraging each other on and never to give up no matter how hard the Detour or Road Blocks were...

Unlike the other teams, like the Godlewiskis sisters (i hope i spell their first name correctly, but who cares?!) a.k.a Desperate Housewives or the Paolo family, who always quarrelled or got pissed off when the camera is on them... Damn it...

Tat's the difference between the winning team and the losers... Learn to be a part, not apart (sounds like some commerical rite, HA)!

Whenever I watch Amazing Race, i always fantasized myself taking part in the show... *hahaz*

How nice if i can win the prize money... BUT den, who will be my partner?? Den i start imagining wad it's like to partner wif each of my friends... *lolz* Due to sensitivity issues, let's just keep my imaginations to myself... for the moment, at least...

Now, the All-Stars edition... I was so DAMN DAMN pissed + surprised + astounded when Rob & Amber got eliminated so fast... It was SOOOO unpredictable n unbelievable... I CAN'T believe dey actually lost to Charla & Mirna (wadever their names lah) coz I simply HATE n DETEST dese two persons... my least favourite team in the show...

I know, Charla is a dwarf, so dere's some sympathy points, but who cares??? Dey dun deserve to win aniwae... they only managed to win Rob & Amber becoz of pure sheer luck... nth to do wif abilities...

Oh man, still upset abt RnA losing... without dem, the show is not as exciting as before... I'll still watch it though, but if i am forced to choose the team i'll support, it would be Eric & Danielle, but i honestly think dey won't last till the end... coz Lady Luck seldom fly past them...

I'm crossing my fingers tat C & M will get kicked out soon... Can't bear to see dem screaming at each other n at other teams, or throwing tempers ard, or simply being rude...

Wow, it's so much fun bitching abt C&M tat i dint realise it was so late...

Will continue PART 2...

Stay tuned... :)