My neighbour's baby is one-month old!!

Right. My next-door neighbours, Janice and Simon have a baby boy who's a month old today. They held the celebration @ Costa Sands Resort Pasir Ris... They invited us, saying that my mum HAVE to go becoz they and their family (they r all from M'sia) are soooo thankful and grateful to her who has been helping them since they had moved in here... Dad dint want to go...so poor me, who's sick to the core (i'm exaggerating, hehehz) and tired, haf to go wif her...

But i sort of enjoyed myself dere even though i do not know a single person over there...so i stayed close to mam, who became my part-time maid coz i kept asking her to take food n drinks for me... *hahaz*

They are very nice people...quite well-to-do actually...Can realli see their happiness juz now...their son is SOOOOOOOOOO cutez! Big eyes wif double eyelids, shiny black hair, top it off wif a charming smile...

But too bad i cant get too near to him...dun wanna Simon to murder me if his precious son caught my flu bug...

So we stayed for a while, me mam doing most of the chatting wif the hosts while i sat dere staring off into space and occasionally smiling into the cameras...

After which, we decided it's time to leave...

Walked to DTE n bought some durian, chocolate n tiramisu cakes from emicakes...shopped ard for a while...

As we were walking past the Time Park near my house, we saw an Indian man wif a super-duper tiny mini cutie dog trotting behind him... So i got emotional n hang ard to play wif it.

Luckily the owner is easy going n is willing to share stories abt his pet...Not like some other owners who, I dunno y, were so pissed off when strangers stop by to pat their pets... I mean, your pet won't drop dead juz because it receive a friendly pat from strangers rite?? Why be so over-protective n selfish n deprive others with the chance to praise your doggies?

Aniwae, it's nice knowing Robina the dog and wad's-the-name owner... I could have played wif Robina longer if me mam dint keep urging me to go home...

One more thing i wish to comment on...

Think my bro's gf, besides not having common sense, i think she's clueless abt basic courtesy...

A 3-yr-old kid will know that you have to knock on the door FIRST when u wish to visit someone at their house...

Well, apparently his gf does not receive any education on this manner... Know wad she did? She juz open our door lyktt without a single knock! I mean, come on lah...dis is not your house YET u know? She had done dis a few times...but becoz of my bro's mian zi, we dint dare to tell her... But it's very rude n it gives us a big shock when the door opens suddenly lyktt... especially BeBe...

URGH.

Sick arh... URGH!!!

Cant believe i'm actually falling sick during this critical period...why but it's one more day to countdown and two more days to NEW YEAR!!! WTH...

But i managed to COMPLETE my SIP report (finally!) on thurs...So i went back to skol on fri to print everything out and bind them nicely and professionally...Had a small chat with the library auntie who did a wonderful job in the binding..She's a v nice and easy to talk to person...

After tt, I went to Eastpoint thinking i could shop for some clothes...but in the end...haiz....mei shou huo again...

But bought some treats for BeBe @ Pet Safari...those puppies were damn CUTEZZZZ!!! But mine is still da BEST...*kekez*

Aniwae i was walking ard deciding which snacks to buy when this staff came up to me and gave me his help when i dint ask for it...but he looked so sincere so i took advantage of his, erm, "expertise" and asked for his recommendations...

So he asked me what kind of food my dog likes n i told him chicken, beef, liver n well, basically everything else. Bebe is not tt fussy in food okie..

In the end, i bought 3 packets of delicious-looking treats, one of them is a packet full of chocolate drops specially formulated for dogs.

One word of precaution though:

NV GIVE DOGS CHOCOLATES LIKE M&Ms, CABURY, HERSHEY'S OR OTHER COCOA WE HUMAN EAT COZ THEY R HARMFUL TO THEM. ONE BITE AND YOUR DOG CAN GO TO HEAVEN. SERIOUSLY.

*Sneeze!* Omigod v xin ku arh...Still can't believe the flu bug picked me... Oh man, here it goes again, *SNEEZE SNEEZE!*

URGH...

Half day work but play whole day...

Told myself to better finish tt SIP report by today...die die must write up to 15 pages... Well, I did spent ard 3 hours to do it...but I only got as far to 9 pages...HAIZ... *shake head* What am I going to do???

Slack for the rest of the day...Watched VCD...Play somemore...

Went out wif JieYin, Wendy n Zhenxi for a movie at TM... We planned to watch Night At The Museum @6:25pm...but it's selling fast...in the end we caught the 8:55pm one...

The GV @ TM is like, 30 mins slower than the public time...we were like waiting n waiting for the movie to start but it's always commercials and more commercials...got rather fed up n bu nai fan until the cinema darkened n u know the movie has started...

Aniwae it's a pretty lame movie...but quite funny at some points...So i'll give it 3 stars...

Dint take many pics coz the three of them rather camera-shy (like real!) except for lovely Mrs. Xie Ting Feng (Wendy) who is game for a quick shot!

JieYin, Mrs. Nicholas Tse & moi @ pizza hut. Picture taken by Miss Zhenxi.

Moi & Mrs. Xie in front of a X'mas tree in front of CS lift. Photo taken by Miss JieYin-the-small-eyes-gal

My X'Mas Day...

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!!!!

Wa...dis yr's christmas was so fun! A sudden thought came to my mind... "How did I spend my christmas last year??" No idea. Memory's v v vague. Think I was working... *rolled eyes*

Aniwae, I dunno why but I realli got into dis whole christmas spirit thingy dis year... Bought lots and lots of prezzie for my frenz... altho they dun cost much, but hey, it's the thought that counts rite?? *hahahz* Right.

So let's talk abt my christmas eve...

Woke up super early on the 24th coz I wanna spend the mornin baking my speciality: Wan.Wan's Famous Amour Cookies for darren's christmas dinner later...

But lacking of baking ingredients, my mam n i went to WS NTUC... had MaC for breakfast... saw MX from pop... oso having MaC for breakfast... *sianz*

Then i started to gossip abt her to me mam coz i find her a horrible person to work wif... She's someone who's doing small actions behind ppl's back to get them into trouble... WTH... Mam was a great listener...she "huh, hah, si mehz, aiyo ze me huai ar..." at appropriate timings. *grinz*

So after getting my stuff, we decided to go home n we passed dis hp shop...went to check out the prices for Nokia 7390...nice n cute fone...Powder pink folded fone... *Nicezzz* But the price is abit steep...but think we'll still be getting it...Mam's fone can go to the museum le... so she's taking my 7610 n i get to haf the new one... *hahahz* wad a nice deal...

Thought I'd spent a lot of time baking n baking in the kitchen, but i merely took 2 hours to finish baking two big packetfuls of cookies... I even drove out to Tampines to look for nice nice plastic bags to wrap the cookies... So looking forward to the x'mas dinner later... *licked tongue*

We planned to meet at 7.30pm at the bus stop at Loyang Rise...but celes and lin were stuck at orchard...so we meet at 8pm...but dey still cant make it by then...so i waited for xiang alone when these two guys approached me...asked me to buy lightsticks from them...WTF...I'm damn damn pissed off n angry at this coz I'M CONNED by a group of, well, ah bengs *rolled eyes severely*

At first it was only 2 guys asking me to buy their lightsticks, which costs $12 for 10...pathetic...i kept saying no...dey kept pestering me...dere's no one at the busstop...den suddenly another 5 or 6 guys came from behind n sort of surrounded me...WTF...in the end had no choice but to buy it...

Oh man, I realli feel so stupid, helpless and WTF... Why i can't peservere to the end? Haiz...if xiang is not late den i could save my 12 bucks...haiz haiz haiz... so looking at the 10 mini lightsticks in my hands, i told myself repeatedly, "It's Okie, it's Christmas Eve, let's be jolly..." *rolled eyes again*

But my frenz had fun playing wif them...so nvm lorz...

The dinner was nice...wif turkey, pizza, some other dishes like fried rice, beehoon, mee goreng, fresh prawns and of course, vodka wif coke, orange n sprite...

Celes was realli good at mixing drinks...but as for Xiang, he sux.

So we took pics, played pokers (losers drink!) n eat somemore (my cookies are hot grabs!)...

I got a bit tipsy after a few sips of vodka wif coke (either Celes dint mix it well, or my drinking is bad..*hahaz*) Aniwae, we slacked for most of the night...

Darren is such a fortunate kid... Can you imagine a Samsung plasma TV in your room, accompanied wif playstation, SCV, DVD players, some savvy-looking laptop n a huge bed...*hahaz*... Dis guy has EVERYTHING...cool parents, cute little brother...a real drum set n a cute little christmas tree... Xin fu arhz!!

Ard 1 or 2am plus, celes, darren, nick n wee drove out to TM to buy some more drinks n snacks n DVDs...thot they'll be back fast...but in the end me, lin n xiang waited til 4am plus for them...it turned out they drove to geylang to look at prostitutes *rolled eyes* n they got lost...*hahahz*

I was sooooo tired...felt lyk gg home...but dun feel like paying midnite charge...so I waited till 6am...

In the meantime, we watched dis STUPID, DISGUSTING n GORE dvd called Hostel, which was full of sex scenes, f**king words, bloody human flesh wif no story line at all... Just the thought of some scenes from this show made me wanne puke... Luckily it's only 86mins...

After tt freaking show, we watched Priates of the Carribbean II, but i left halfway...

Caught a cab in a flash n home sweet home...

Thot I'll get it from my parents when i reach home...luckily they r still sleeping n when i woke up at around 10+ in the mornin, me mam dint say anything... *hahaz*

Wad can i say...wif those frenz of mine, time is just a number...

I'm thinking of Lin now...she spent the nite at darren's but i assumed she dint sleep...n she's working full-shift rite now at ViVo...wonder how's she gg to ta-han... but her pay is gd...$10.50 per hour becoz of the public holiday...

Well, this is it. I'm hungry now...gtg grab a bite... Enjoy the pics!

A good way of killing time... Zi Pai!

My buddies... luv them!

Cards n Cookies on the floor... Together wif yummy turkey on the table...

Zi lian-ing again...Can't help it...Can't resist the spongebob..haha...I waited for them till i fell asleep... *hahaz*

Late nite retail therapy...

Saturday...thot I'll be able to get some work done...you know...reports, reports and more reports...especially my SIP report...haiz...can't seem to get anything done these days...with X'mas ard the corner... *haha*

"Nvm, leave it till night, my most productive time..." I kept finding excuses... *diaoz* But who knows...?!

Received a msg from Celes, asking me to go out for some X'mas shopping wif TH n her... YAY!! finally got a date...haha... And so we went...

As usual, I waited for them for like half an hour... -_-"

Then we took MRT to town and man, i dunno why, but the compartment we were in was full n crammed of Banglas... *rolled eyes*

It was even damn crowded when we alighted @ Orchard...

Oh man, everyone was shopping like crazy... you can see ppl exercising their arms vigorously at the wagons... so kua zhang rite...but it's true...so xin fu of them to have the spending power... (thanks for the extra bonuses i guess...)

Went to Taka cold storage to look for lusty lester, who is promoting Heineken...but i cant find him...think he went to skive, he always does...haha...

Aniwae we walked n walked ard to look for the perfect gift for Darren, who is inviting us over to his house for X'mas dinner tmr... (YAY YAY!!) so have to get a decent present for him...

Both of them @ LJS...they make such a cute couple...with matching specs! *haha* but too bad they r not tog...Gals n Guys...these two frenz of mine r currently single n available... Both r rich and spoilt...anybody interested can contact me...simply drop in a comment here... I'll get back to you A.S.A.P. :)

So after much choosing, we bought a pair of Calvin Klein boxers for him...wahaha...think he'll like it ba...

We spent quite some time at Tangs, where Celes n TH, the two vain ones, went to try FCUK clothes...

Took wif TH while waiting for Celes to try her clothes...we r so zi lian! *haha*

In the end, the two of them managed to buy something for themselves n their friends... As for me, I dint buy anything coz realli no mood to take out my wallet at all... *hehehz*

The truth is, i'm trying to save some cash for future use, coz there are realli some decent movies that i realli realli realli want to catch...

Wait for me, Curse of the Golden Flower, Night in the Museum, n of course, Death Note II...

Well, well, well, look at the time now...no wonder i cant keep my eyelids open...

That's all folks!

Cheerios!

Wan.Wan signing off...

(i guess dis is wad i'll look like if i haf short hair.. *kekes*)

The Three-Minute Management Course

Three Minute Management course

Lesson 1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you £800 to drop that towel."

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.

"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the £800 he owes me ?"

Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time , you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest apologised "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish.

"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Puff! She's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Puff! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say

Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"

The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up

Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on so me of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating so me more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story: BullShit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there

Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:

(1) Not everyone who sh!ts on you is your enemy

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh!t is your friend

(3) And when you're in deep sh!t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

This ends the 3-minute management course.

I LoVe n hAte rAinY daYs...Part II

Rain again...WTH... Not tt Korean Rain...but the rain as in water falling from the sky above us tt rain... you know wad i mean... -.-

How i wish i could sleep in today...nice weather...comfortably cold to spend the day in your bed, under the warm blanket....shiok ar! But then i nid to reach skol by 9.30AM, so I die die but to pull myself out of bed and get ready...

Accounting tutorial was fun. Seriously. But i dint get any colorful ice-cream sticks for my participation marks because we were being outshined by the other ppl from other class... *laughs*

Aniwae...the tutorial lasted for abt 2.5 hrs...went to Design skol to have F&C...*yumz* Saw Celes n Jas both looking v sadded coz they missed their FYP presentation... *haiz* Dis is wad u get for ALWAYS being late.... *hahaz*

After lunch, still raining heavily, shalyn n i went to ParkMall for her bone therapy n me went to PS hoping to scoop some Christmas prezzie...but to no avail...can't find anything within budget n nice...Until we went to ActionCity n E-Base, where i managed to buy something decent...

We then took bus to Little India to siew mei mao...Waited v v long for our turns...But the wait is worth it...we both got a pair of nicely threaded eyebrows to show off... *hehehz*

Still having some time left and still raining HEAVILY, we hurried to G.Y.M... Saw Mr. Goh, my secondary skol band instructor. Dint stop to say hi...pretended i nv see him...but think he dint saw me too...so who cares??

After G.Y.M, we both went our separate ways...Took bus 12 home...wad a long long ride...butt hurts so much...

Aniwae...i suddenly realise tt i have 3 individual reports to finish by the end of nx week....WTH...cant always think of playing le...must buck up le~

I LoVe n hAte rAinY daYs...Part I

Was supposed to post this yesterday but WTH, was too tired from all the fun...

Went to xiao gu's CONDO @ tanah merah for BBQ...

I seldom go for such "family gatherings"...but i had to go coz i nid to do a survey wif my uncle...haha...but hey, i do love my relatives n everything but...sometimes it's just plain laziness lahz...aniwae this is a good opportunity for me to check out her CONDO n swimming pool...haha...not tt i went for a swim...it was raining like mad...think the ppl upstairs forgot to turn off their taps... (-.-")

Those little n small cousins of mine went for a quick dip in the pool...saw them having so much fun...realli envy them...i suddenly felt so old... Wo Lao Le~~~ *shakes*

Failed to take their nude pics... Haiz...wasted...

BTW we did manage to BBQ some decent food altho tian gong bu zhuo mei...

Due to the overwhelming crowd, we split the BBQ into two places: 2 BBQ steamboats inside the freaking cold function room and a REAL BBQ pit outside...haha...

I felt like a Korean, sitting on the floor and BBQ-ing the meat. Dun wu hui, I'm not the one on the left...tt's Stanley, who is kind enuff to help me peng the food...(or was he eating away?) cant remember...but he did help...ya...nice guy...

Those more "man" stayed outside to peng the food with occasional thunderstorms as their background music... Ladies n children, well, they are supposed to be the "weaker" creatures...so off to the function room, which was quite big enough to play a game of, I dunno, Smashing Balloons?

Aniwae, we peng the nite away...nice food...nice ambience...nice ppl...

You see, I have SOOO many cousins that i'm rather spoilt for choice as to who to take pics wif...haha...dey r all so hyperactive n camera-shy...

Except for Jiahui...who gladly posed with her half-eaten cheese sausage halfway to her mouth...

But i managed to take with chicken-pox sistas Yuki n Yuri, the daughters of the host for the nite... Dey r sooooo cute, n sooooo damn xin fu! Really really envy them the most...

Yuki & me! Pretty n Cute. So tt makes us: Pretty cute... *giggles*

Yuki is a naughty gal...I asked her to make funny faces...she agreed...but it turned out tt i'm being punked! Y am i so gullible??? *shake head*

Yuri is more pei he...ask her to make gui lian...and she feng pei dao di... CUTEZZZZ!!!

One thing abt such gatherings is tt you cant stay in the same room for a long time with 10 kids screaming n shouting n yelling n laughing n running abt all at the same time....not only kids, but mothers too. "Ah boy ar! Be careful!" shrieked i-know-who. "Girl ar! dun drink so much soft drink la!" squealed another one. Haiz.

All in all, it was a wet but fun night...But fifty points off for the heavy, continuous rain. Spoil my mood. *roll eyes*

K-BoXing, CaM-wHoRinG & sHoppIng

A long n tiring but fun day... Luckily there's only one lecture today...

Met up wif XY n went PP to mai dong si, chi dong si (repeat 2 more times. Faster)...

Thot I shld be able to get my hands on some decent clothes but seemed to be down in my luck...*sighz*

Had lunch @ BK and peeps, think the BK @ PP is not insects-free - saw a big fat lizard making itself @ home on the wall... *creepy*

Aniwae, we still finish our junkies... After which is K-Boxing time!!

The K-Box @ Marine Parade was so generous wif us tt they gave us a 8-person room for only the 2 of us... So shiok! Had big comfy sofas all to ourselves...and their service was realli neat (which i had never ever experienced it b4)

The person introduced us to a drink called Lemon Currant. Sounds delicious, rite?? Well, hell no. It sux. Weird taste. Not to my liking. Wasted a drink. Wadeva.

Took lots of pics in the dark room...(yes i know, we are posers! or izzit urs truly only??)

My white pointed heels. It's good to go barefooted when singing becoz only then can u bring out ur voice. *Chim-mi-logy*

XY's 19th birthday (15 Dec 87) prezzie from moi, wrapped in a tweety bird wrapping paper. Inside? An expensive bottle of perfume. Ha.

We left @ ard 6.45pm (we could leave at 7pm, u know?! *HaHa*) coz it's freaking freezing cold in there! I cant even msg properly coz my fingers r too numb to work...

So we left and took bus back to TM, thinking we could at least buy SOMETHING dere... BUT, after walking here n there like some lost sheeps, I only managed to buy a skirt called Basket from The Box. Tada. This is it. Period. Full stop. Nothing else.

Oh ya, XY bought some Old Chang Kee...so not too bad for her...at least she get to spend some money on her stomach...

Once again, can't wait for dis week to end soon!

Preparing for our NAFA...

We finished skol late today...ard 5.30pm...den lester me n shalyn decided to go sports complex to try out our standing board jump and for lester, his pull-up. It was hilarious....

Lester posing behind a serious Shalyn who is preparing to take her first million dollar jump.

Not giving up, Shalyn tried again n again n again. Lester is seen giving his "guidance & advice*, suddenly becoming a standing board jump expert.

The guy with his invisible muscles. But i'm amazed he was able to pull himself up 6 times. Well done!

Dun misunderstood me. I DIDNT go there to take pics. I DID practise hard...tt's why the face of "OUCH!"

But looking at my practise results...i haf nth to say except... Die. *Brrrrgh*

Can't wait for dis week to end faster...

Cant wait to start the 2-weeks break...but hell...break is oso useless coz i believe it will be a report-rushing weeks for me myself n I... *roll eyes*

One last thing I wish to comment on: HATE the indian lecturer...if your hair is so long tt it is bothering you, please go & shave it off will ya? Dont keep flicking ur hair over ur shoulders coz it will look as though u r flirting wif a group of sleepy-bored-clueless students. If you cant bear to lose ur hairy hair...may i suggest a hair band?

Back to scHooL aGaiN~

Sianz.

Cant get used to skol life...lectures, tutorials, projects, exams, frenz...feel so lost amongst them...

Felt so out of touch with each of them...

Wad the heck...i gotta "cheong" for dis last n final sem no matter wad happen...

Anyhow, did a couple of things to relax myself...

Went to rebond my hair a few days ago (cant get used to my short fringe...haha)...had pasta & pizza & KFC wif my couzin, XY...

Drove ard for dinner n bought snacks for BeBe...said hi to CUTE puppies-for-sale @ PetMovers (a great place for pet lovers, especially doggies-lovers)...and of course slacking at home for the rest of the time...

WTH...tt's my life...

Simple and Sweet...

Cheerios for a better tomorrow! (wad a fake smile)

Ways to Turn Down Unwanted Men!!

PeePs...saw dis mail n thought it was realli hilarious...nice retorts for ladies to pick up if some unwanted men come along...remember to remember some for future use...EnjoY!!

HE: Can I buy you a drink?

SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.

SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?

SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.

SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.

SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.

SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?

SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?

SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?

SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?

SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?

SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?

SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?

SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.

SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Cheers Cruise 2006

Wow. Company invited us to their Cheers Cruise to High Sea 2006. It was on 21st Nov, and ya, a bit late to post it now. Haha, but...wadeva.

It was a five hour trip to a destination called NOWHERE.

Haiz thot we would be stopping at Malaysia or sth. But in the we stopped at Kusu Island to play some fanatic and crazy games in the ship called Falcon Princess, where the crew is from Indonesia, with DJ from Mongolia and the host from what's-that-place?...

We arrived @ harbourfront earlier than the others coz we had to help out. In the end we went to pack goodie bags for 130 people and it was so much fun. although we had to pack free gifts like packets of milk, orange juice, kueh lapis, 3-in-1 ice coffeemix, potato chips, bottles of jolly shandy and facial foams, as well as small stuffs like beer openers, prepaid cards n many more.

Rather generous of the company.

Anyhow, i had so much fun taking pictures, eating, drinking, playing, relaxing, cheering, screaming and who knew what else during the cruise.

The views are great, although it only show Sentosa and tt island, but still its my maiden cruise trip so i enjoyed it v much. So u better enjoy the pictures below or else... *fists*