I H.E.A.R.T SCV! ~ Part 2

Well, well, well...

Here's part 2 as i haf promised...

Next favourite SCV show = Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations

And he really meant no reservations at all...

A New Yorkie cook who travels halfway around the world to Asia regions to explore exotic Asian cuisine and immerse in Asian culture, with an aim to search n create unique recipes for his restaurant in U.S, as well as to break away from the hectic life of New York and obtain inner peace...

I've basically sum up everything... BUT wad's realli neat abt dis travel & living show is Mr. Bourdain himself...

He gives witty n cranky n humourous comments, and juz being himself in front of the camera!

Mind you, he smokes while he hosts, and even when he tasted shitty food, he won't act as though it's absolutely delicious and when the camera is not rolling, vomit everything out... He simply, in a deeply disgusted expression, refused to take another bite, and saying directly (in front of the cooks somemore!) tat food is SHIT, the worst sort he ever tasted...

So dere's dis particular episode where he visited Indonesia (Jarkata & Bali)... Oh man, it was damn funnie lorz... I was laughin myself mad throughout the 1hr...

Firstly, he went to dis "martial arts" skol at Jarkata, where he was being demonstrated a series of "martial arts" (including breaking iron bars with heads & hands, sleeping on sharp nail-bed with bricks on the stomach waiting to be smashed by a super big hammer...) by a bunch of MLRs...

Actually dese were not realli special coz I believe most of us haf seen dese kind of performance b4...

Wad's REALLI stupid n silly n funnie was the appearance of dis ML guy (in mid 40s to 50s) wearing traditional ML costume... He was supposed to stand in the middle, waiting for Misters Big Muscles to run n attack him wif barangs n daggers...

Den the REALLI stupid thing happen... Tat traditional ML guy suddenly inhaled n pushed his hands forwards, as though to push his surrounding air towards his attackers... AND b4 those muscles men could touch his skin, they were, like, being bounded off by invisible force...

This process was repeated for, like, 8 times?? wif the speed getting faster n faster... (imagine the guy inhaling halfway, and when an attacker was approaching, he faster exhale and push his hands against an invisible wall...)

The guide explained to a stunned Bourdain tat the guy is using his inner "qi" to bounce off those ppl... BUT Bourdain was more sceptical... looks like he found dis whole thing retarded too... BUT he dint dare put them down by voicing his ruddy comments coz after all, dey were armed with barangs! *hahaz*

One thing abt dis host cum cook cum smoker is tat he's willing to try ANYTHING and put them into his mouth n down his throat n into his stomach n out his, erm, arse... *hahaz*

I've seen him ate all sorts of internal organs of different animals like sheep, pig, frog, fish n so on... Most of his reactions were positive, seldom negative, coz all such dishes to him r delicacies...

Den at Bali, he tried durians, which r often shunned by ang-mohs becoz of their pungent smell...

Initially he was abit reluctant to eat it, BUT to his adventurous spirit, he still tried it...

And the way he ate it made me snigger...

First, he CUT the durian vertically wif a large knife (unlike us, we split it open so we can the whole fruit inside), obviously the durians inside were being cut halfway across (one durian seed becomes two... *hahaz*)...

Secondly, he FISH the durians out onto a plate (i think the durian is too riped coz the flesh were all soft n v nua)...

Lastly, he DUG at the flesh using a spoon n finally ate wif his messy fingers...

I thot he was gonna puke...

BUT hey! He lurves it! He kept shoving more durians into his mouth...

After which he said sth tat pretty much summed up the experience:

"Smelling bad, but feeling good"...

Wad a phrase... Nice one... *winkz*

Last show I'm gonna talk abt: True Hollywood Story, featuring Tyra Banks...

I've seen the Hilton Sisters episode, and felt tat dis programme was veri entertaining...

It realli gives viewers the inside juicy scoops abt hollywood celebrities, their good n bad news...

So I was realli lucky to come across Tyra Banks episode...

It talks abt her, from a young girl to who she is now... her daily life in terms of career n love...

She has realli grown, erm, fatter, shld i say more curvy den b4...

When she's modelling for Victoria's Secret, she's damn damn skinny...

BUT now, you can notice a slight difference in her...

Anihow, she's still gorgeous n generous n fun-loving...

AND her boobs were huge...

Becoz of such huge assets, it was rumoured tat dey were implanted...

To prove her breasts are naturally tat big and she's not carrying any saltwater bags on her chest, she invited dis plastic surgeon/doctor to her talk show, and did a crazy experiment...

She was braless, wearing juz a silky robe... She lay on the sofa and let the doctor squeeze her tits... The set was silent... I guess everyone (guys obviously) would trade anything to be tat doctor...

Aniwae, when her boobs were being "examined", Tyra was pretty uncomfortable n a little embarrassed... can see tat she's dying to burst out laughing... guess it's itchy when a guy is pressing on your breasts... *hahaz*

Tat surgeon, after satisfying his "needs", pledged on his integrity n reputation tat her boobs are REAL...

After which, another doctor used a medical equipment to scan Tyra's breasts, and no water bags can be seen...

It was officially proven: Her breasts are REAL... no breasts implants or wadsoever...

So brave of Tyra, to allow her own boobs to be squeezed on national TV (and in my case, international)...

She's really a woman worth to be a role model... She's ambitious, knows her future and plans it well...

Wad a woman... *woohoo*

Basically, tat's wad i've been watching for the past few days... I realli advise you ppl to sign up for SCV becoz it can realli widen ur knowledge n increase the variety of entertainment programmes... I'm not saying CH 5 or 8 or U is not good... but it's always nice to haf more choices... *hahaz*

Why am I publicising for StarHub Cable, aniwae?

*shrugz*