H is for HECTIC!!!

OMG OMG OMG!!!

Today was sooooo damn freaking hectic!!!

Besides the fact tat I woke up late (got a jumpstart can!!!) at 7am (work starts at 8am!! *gasps*) and pia cab down... Cost me $12.50 can!! I think the uncle's trying to cheat my money... took one BIG round to drop me off... *grrr*

And also the usual stuff tat goes round in the clinic...

Doctors changed their rooms at the last minute causing us much much inconvenience...

Patients being spastic and irritating and disgusting...

Colleagues being biased and selfish and fake...

You know, those things lahz.

*sighz*

Remember there's this superduper psychotic + disgusting + sickening male patient who always freaking request for female doctors?? Well, he's back (again!) today and he charged right to my counter.

"OI! TODAY GOT FEMALE DOCTORS OR NOT???"

"NO!"

"HOW COME NO FEMALE DOCTORS??? ALL OF THEM DIE AR??"

"YA LOR, ALL DIE ALREADY!!!" I yelled back, secretly adding "why dun you die oso?" to myself.

"THEN THE THIRD FLOOR INDIAN DOCTOR LEH? IS HE HERE??"

At this point, I was freaking pissed off with him and I've got my patient waiting coz I was calling for his number...

"CAN YOU GO AWAY FIRST? I WANT TO SERVE MY PATIENT!"

"NO! YOU SERVE ME FIRST!!! I'M FIRST HERE!!!"

Luckily the Cisco security guard was ard and when Psycho saw him, he left.

Heng arhz.

I then beckoned my patient over, and I saw his face look shock at Psycho's behaviour...

"He's mad."

My patient looks even more shocked.

"Realli??" he asked in an unbelievable tone, as if there shouldnt be a mad person running abt in Singapore grounds.

*hahaz*

His reaction was veri funnie. I then asked him to sit down. BUT he refused. *lolz* He didnt want any contact with Psycho, direct or indirect... So he remained standing all the time I registered him... *shake head* I dun blame him though... Who knows, you might even get AIDS just by sitting on the place where Psycho has sat. But then, who would wanna have S*X with him in the first place??? *heehee*

Aniwae, tat's number one.

I've got sooooo much more things to bitch about, so bear with me for a long while... *heh hehz*

1. Okie, first up. I went to cut my hair again. Yes! Again! *hahahz* Dint feel right with my 2nd haircut, so went to visit the same salon again... This time round, I feel much more comfortable and it's nicer than the previous one... AND the best part? The auntie dint charge me at all. So yeah, I got a free haircut! *yay!*

2. One of my favourite doctors, Dr. Foo, got his car crashed by another fellow's car... I think it was badly damaged... Our CE had to make announcement to the whole clinic, asking for the owner of the car to come down to own up and make the necessary compensation... *hahaz* Poor Dr. Foo... My shifu oso veri xin teng (pity) him (he's her hot favourite doctor okie!)...

3. I got a yalam colleague... (no, there's no spelling error or wadsoever. There's a special meaning to the word yalam...) and I HATE her. She's so biased towards her own race and she's doing it so freaking obvious can! It disgusts me totally... *yeeee eerrrr* Oh btw, our nickname to her is Bao Tou. She's so fake... only dares to bully me and QM, but act like angel in front of other senior staff... *bleah*

4. Did I tell you I oso dun like the Cisco guy?? We call him Yuan Zai coz he's short and fat, and seriously damn disgusting... He's lazy and always like to laze around the clinic, doing nth... This morning, he de zui me, which is the last straw. Wad happened was tat a wheel-chair bound patient came to get a number, which is for the afternoon registration... Yuan Zai took a normal number for him, which is wrong. Wheel-chaired patients get priority numbers. And so I told Yuan Zai to give him the priority number. He gave me a questioning look but did wad he was told. Then hor, he sat down in front of my shifu's counter as though wanting to ask her sth... But my shifu was on the phone... Then another colleague of ours walked past us, and Yuan Zai called out to her... Guess wad he asked?? "Wheel-chair can get priority number ar?" He asked in a veri questioning tone, as though doubting me and hoping my colleague will say no, wheelchair patients dun get smaller numbers... Wah lau... Felt like smacking his face. AND HE ASKED IN FRONT OF ME OKIE!!! WTF. Luckily my colleague is on my side. So Yuan Zai got nth more to say le... *roll eyes haughtily*

5. The system was down in the afternoon, with hundred over patients awaiting... Imagine the craziness and messiness of us, trying to explain to angry patients who couldnt juz wait for a few more minutes...

6. Met two bitches today. The first bitch was veri naughty. She missed her queue number coz she went out to eat, and she can still happily tell me tat. Of course I will bu shuang. So I sort of scolded her for tat coz it's realli not fair to those who waited obediently for their number. Then she oso bu shuang. She even have the cheek to ask me if she fainted out of hunger, how am I going to be responsible for that?? I was about to retort back tat tat's her problem coz her face realli sux to the max, but I held back my tongue. *shakes* I should have said sth sarcastic tat is too chim for her to understand I'm being sarcastic right... Shit.

7. This second bitch was oso veri typical... As our business was veri good today, we closed the morning registration numbers veri early due to overcrowded-ness at the doctors' rooms... Then dis auntie came, and was told to come back in the afternoon... So, as usual, she made a lot of noises, shouting at us for wasting her time and forcing her to leave her two young daughters at home and yadda yadda... So no choice, we registered her...

It's veri disgusting right... Why should we give in to such barbarians using barbaric methods to get what they want?? Monkeys see, monkeys do. If other patients were to learn tat being barbaric will grant their wish, they will surely become one, right?? And OMG, Singapore will be full of cavemen and cavewomen with no basic courtesy and manners... *gasps* Do you want tat to happen???

Like wad I always said, if you can't freaking wait, GO TO A PRIVATE CLINIC, DUH!!!

It's the cheap consultation charges + medicine (which is not veri effective, to be honest!) tat you are taking advantage of... So juz keep your mouth shut and your butt firmly placed on your seat and wait for your freaking turn, can?!?!?!? Izzit veri hard?? I hate those ppl who simply refuse to wait but still wanna see polyclinic doctors... So contradicting... *sighz*

Thank GYM tat tmr's a public holiday, and I've got a day less to serve such irksome patients... *clapz*

And finally I can sleep in!!

Btw, my company is treating us to a free movie of Shrek 3 at ViVo dis Saturday. Should I go???

*heeheez*

I'm so in a dilemma. I wanna go becoz it's free... bu qu bai bu qu right?? But then I dun like Shrek! I dint even watch part 1 & 2... *haiz*

Somebody, tell me wad to do...

*winkz*

Seafood Paradise

Juz got home from a fulfiling dinner at Seafood Paradise...

I dint know we would be going to a restaurant for dinner tonight... Juz knew tat dad is bringing us out to eat, and usually we would go to Changi or Loyang or Tampines or Bedok coffeeshop/hawkers, but it turned out tat we are going to Hougang...

Mam came n woke me up from my 'nap'... It seemed tat everyone was waiting for me... *hee hee*

I then anyhow dress in a shirt & shorts, when I saw mam dress up slightly nicer than she normally would when we go out for dinner...

"Wah! Wear until so nice arh??"

Then she's a bit shy, and said, "Got meh?? No lah..."

*shrugz*

I realli had no idea or wadsoever where we are going, until Bro drove into a small ulu alley where there are lots of warehouse buildings... It's pretty deserted, and it's the last place you would think of having a seafood restaurant there...

So I was realli surprised and amazed when we finally reached (we sorta got abit lost), and even MORE surprised + amazed when the place was FULL of diners!!!

We had to wait awhile, but luckily Bro has made a reservation earlier (surprise, surprise!), and we were ushered inside...

The decorations of the restaurant was veri stylish and unique... It gives you the feeling of chic, glamorous, and classy... It's a pity I dint bring along my DC... *sighz* I realli regretted not bringing... But like I said, I thot we were going to coffeeshop and eat zhi char lorz... Luckily there's no dress code, and some of the other customers also dressed quite slacked... *hahaz*

Aniwae, the food was SUPERDUPER delicious... *yummy yumz*

And oh btw, did I mention tat the boss of the restaurant is a young handsome guy, whose age I assume is ard mid-twenties?? Around the same age as Bro I think... If it's true, den he's realli a good catch... *heeheez*

Coming back... as I was saying, the food was damn freaking tastylicious! We ordered chili crabs with fried buns (my utmost favourite of all, buns...), broccoli with scallops, cereal prawns, honey pork ribs (one rib is freaking big can!), and Si Chuan beancurd with pork floss...

OMG OMG OMG!!

So OD, I know... but heck lahz hor... It's hard to resist good food like these... *heeheez*

To add on, it's Bro's treat lehz... So amazing right... BUT it's not tat ex lahz... the prices are all veri affordable and reasonable, even with the seafood and all... The dinner cost $100+ for 4 pax... Okie right?? Should I know earlier he's treating, I should have ordered baked lobster with cheese... *haiz*

Mam said we'll go again the next time round... I told her we might as well go every time when we wanna eat out... *heh hehz*

Aniwae, it's pretty amazing and weird tat sooo many people know abt this restaurant, coz it's realli realli realli damn ULU can! You can never imagine a restaurant in the middle of warehouses buildings and such...

The location of the restaurant is Defu Avenue 1, and you turn into Defu Lane 10... The address is sooo foreign to me can! No wonder we got lost earlier... *hahaz*

Bro said tat the restaurant depends on word of mouth recommendations... And so, I'm doing it now: recommending it to you guys...

It's realli worth two thumbs-up... The service is good, the food is better, and the boss is best... *lolz* However, one small problem: the indoor area, altho it's air-conditioned, is still warm and hot... we were all sweaty after dinner... I think the outdoor area is better...

Also, it's advisable to make reservations, if not, I'm afraid you might have to wait for some time... :)

I swear I'll bring my DC along the next time round... I tried to take wif my hp, but too pai seh to use it when there are others flashing their digital cams around me... *grinz*

My 20th Birthday!!! :)

So tired! But veri happie... *goofy grinz*

Reached home in the morning (ard 3am+) and slept for TWO pathetic hours before I left for work... But it's still worth it... *hehehz*

I realli enjoyed myself last night... The bunch of them realli made my day!!! *awwww* But in this case, they made my NIGHT coz we met up quite late...

Had dinner at a veri, erm, oldie + vintage kinda feel restaurant called the Hog's Breath Cafe @ Chijmes (I muz praise tiong here coz he did research on the restaurant beforehand... tks horz!)...

It was damn ex (5 ppl = ard $175) but the food was damn delicious! *yum yumz*

All of us enjoyed our dinner, only one person dint coz he thot his salmon tasted fishy... *hahahz*

And of course, we took lots of pics...

Oh! btw, there were fireworks last night you know!!! It's sooooo nice n beautiful! Arent I lucky to have fireworks on my birthday??? *gee* But I dint manage to take any pictures of the fireworks coz I was too slow in my actions: by the time I got out my DC, the fireworks have ended... *sadded* But the night was still G.R.E.A.T!!!

@ Hog's Breath Cafe, Chijmes:

Mine. I know, it's so OD, but heck care lahz... Filling my empty stomach is more impt! This dish is called Tex-Mex Combo, and no, tat's not a spring roll... It's kind of doughy and the fillings are chicken + potatos... So yummylicious!

We had candlelit dinner! :)

Is tat a bear? or a pig? or a hippo???

I think it's a pig.

MinMin & her corn... Both look delicious... *hehehz*

My colleagues said he (above) looks like Xiezhi from 5566.

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Actually I wanted to take solely Celes, but some person stole the limelight by posing dunno-wad poses... *roll eyes* You can see it all from Celes's face...

Having juz them is enough... and oh btw, a cute waiter helped us take dese... Nice.

Stupid look from the second from the left and third from the right.

Anti-social.

He totally spoil the mood.

@ The Mind Cafe, Boat Quay:

Lin's Milo Godzilla

My Iced Cafe Latte... I need coffee to keep me awake coz in another five hours or so time I need to work!! So not fair!!!

No. 10 says dis: Take a photo with a hunk/babe at the next table. And email to blah blah blah. Have a good pick-up line, yea?

And two chicks kenna forfeited and asked these two to take pics wif them... OMG xiang n tiong got yan yu lehz!!! We were all so shocked tat others mistook them for hunks... *hahahz* But they're realli nice. Seriously.

"You're not supposed to do that," said a staff jokingly. Oops, xiang even managed to annoy strangers... Well done!

My babes! =)

Lin was so enthu over the game but the rest of us were like, huh... how to play???

My presents. Vouchers from my favourite boutique, Forever 21 + sexy La Senza lingerie... Thanks guys! *muackz*

I finally bought M.A.C eyeliner & eye shadow + Shu Uemura lipstick!!!

*YAWNZ* Can't believe I'm still functioning normally wif juz two hours of sleep... Thankfully there's not much irritating patients, and work was rather fun... :)

Then I received an SMS from XY, asking me wad time to meet to go Vivo...

I was like, huh?? Are we meeting to go Vivo today?? And oops, I made her blood boil becoz I totally forgot tat we had a date!! All I could think of was to go home str aft work and zonk out!

But nevertheless, we still meet in the end and inevitably, we shopped till we dropped! Or at least, I did.

Bought a blouse + clutch from Forever 21, a black shawl, and a bag from Zinc.

Speaking of Zinc, we had a realli "weird" experience there...

XY was contemplating whether to buy the bag. Being a salesperson, of course he would try and try to sell the bag and persuade her to buy it right?? Right. He did try to by saying tat if she spent $50 and above there's a lifetime membership. Since we always buy bags now and then, it sounds pretty attractive... But XY's potential bag only cost $34, so I decided to chip in and buy myself another one, oso $34... So naturally, we would get the membership, right?? N-O, NO.

The sales guy asked if we pay together or separately... We chose the latter, thinking it's much easier for us. In the end, he did the transactions n everything, and tat's it.

No membership card or wadsoever.

We left the shop feeling WAD THE HELL??? So qi guai right?? I mean, we obviously spent more than $50 (if you can count) and wad happened???

There's seriously sth wrong with the guy. But we juz left it as it is, dint go back and make a scene... *hahahz*

As if my dark eye rings arent deep enough, there's a BBQ waiting for me at East Coast Park...

My department organised an outing and since I paid 10 bucks for it, I might as well go no matter how tired I am... Took a cab down somemore... *shakez head*

(Did I mention tat my earnings for the past two months have been FULLY spent with not much a cent of saving??? Yeah, tat's right... I'm back to square one... OMG I realli muz try to control my spending!!! But how?!?!?!? I'm only left with 3 weeks of work... Die lah... Pls let my momma or pappa tio TOTO can???)

Aniwae, the BBQ was fun... I spent the time chatting wif my exe n shifu, and guess wad the topics evoled???

Jian fei + constipation.

Yup, tat's right... *hahahz* So funnie... We exchanged tips of how to lose weight, and I cannot imagine my exe, standing at 1.7m (I can't disclose her weight here, but I can assure you, she's slim n healthy-looking), is trying to lose some weight... And I oso cannot imagine her telling me her weight... *hahahz* Isnt tat suppose to be a woman's secret??? *grinz*

I told her, wide-eyed, tat she's so slim there's no need to lose more weight...but then I knew why le... she's getting married dis october/november le!!!! No wonder she wants to look skinnier... And she told me she tried pills, drinking wad I call lao-sai tea and eating veri little...

Wah, she's being so honest with me... *hahahz* And my shifu oso eating pills now... but she's not telling us the brand of the pills, not with my exe begging her to say... But seriously, my shifu has indeed lost some weight le... Still she dint let us know in the end becoz she wanted to wait it out and see if there's some side effects... Looks like she's sacrificing herself for us... *hahahz*

I left after a short while coz my good old man came to pick me up... Heng arh, if not I will surely take cab home de...

Well, I guess tat's all for the past two days... I enjoyed myself totally, but it looks like I'm falling sick soon... throat feeling itchy scratchy, and I'm still damn tired!

Gotta catch some sleep le...

Bye and thanks again, peeps!

:)

Juz a quick note...

Harlow, juz dropping a quick post before I go and celebrate my 20th birthday!!!! *excited*

And ya, I went to get my hair cut AGAIN...

But it wasnt at Jean Yip or Reds or those 'branded' salons...

This time round, I went to Top Level, a neighbourhood salon operated by three fashionable aunties...

Pls dun xiao kan any one of them... Their business was soo good okie! The salon was almost packed with customers, and I had to wait for some time can!

Aniwae, I guess mam was right... (she scolded me for getting TWO haircuts in TWO days *roll eyes*) During her lecture, she made me realise that I shouldn't have go to Kimage or any other branded salons tat are deemed as hip, trendy or fashionable, or the fact that their price rates are higher than those normal salons would mean tat they are better than those neighbourhood salons... It's all their packaging or marketing gimmicks or wadever you call it...

Well, I can assure you tat THEY ARE NOT ANY BETTER!

For one thing: those young young hairstylists? They lack the EXPERIENCE, unlike those heartland aunties who cut/style hair every day of their lives...

Although they are aunties, they have good fashion sense okie! I bet their hair looks more exciting than yours or mine added up...

Aniwae, my point is tat I've learnt some valuable lessons from this experience...

GIVE THE HEARTLAND SALONS A TRY!

Which I will the next time I wanna do something to my hair (but it's gonna take months or maybe even years for tat to happen!)

Juz a quick note... I'm veri happie with my 2nd new haircut (17 bucks only!! *wow*) now, although my parents got a shock when I got back home... I guess they were juz not used to it...

And to be honest, me myself and I are not used to it too! But I'm loving it nevertheless... *toothy grinz*

Actually I'm veri pleased with my front side... But the back?? I'm still trying to get to terms with it... It looks weird, I'd admit... But I still like!

SO ANGRY!!!!!!

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Dere are 56 ANGRYs up there, so go and count to see if I'm correct or I'm losing it.

WTF.

Wanna know why I'm sooooooo angry?????

Well, not becoz of work today, BUT becoz of wad happened AFTER work today...

I finally plucked up the courage and opened my arms widely and warmly for the arrival of Bob @ Kimage...

Guess wad, guess wad?!?!

He dint come at all...!!! Instead, a total stranger greeted me and followed me home after tat...

And I think he's gonna stay at my house, sleep on my bed, and share my clothes for the next few months, maybe even years, depend on his liking... *eeeewwww*

WTF.

Okie, for those who are clueless and for your ignorance, I'm talking abt my haircut.

Shit.

It wasnt realli wad I want, and I'm now so damn sad and angry...

37 bucks for a haircut tat brought me pain and misery and shame??? Thanks but no thanks... *deep sighz*

I thot I had told the hairstylist (a CHEENA guy who pouts his lips to one side while cutting MY hair) wad I had in mind... BUT he thinks otherwise, so he described how he's gonna cut it, and gave lots of explanations and descriptions and blah blah blah... He sounded so professional (he has 10 yrs of experience, btw) so I decided to trust him and let him deal with my precious hair...

Which turned out to be a BIG farking mistake... *trembles with anger*

My hair is neither long nor short... It's in the middle of nowhere...

Shaz, I finally understood your anger, and I think I'll follow your footstep by getting another haircut, though not at QB house...! *ha* (I'm too upset to *haha* right now) AND I think both of us had the same unlucky fate... We are so suay can!!!

Not to mention I've been thinking and thinking and thinking about getting this new haircut for the past few months, and now it became like this...

AND MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW!!! (I've got a bad feeling it's not gonna be a Happy Birthday to me le)

Oh man, I realli pray tat the Jean Yip hairstylist can get my hair fixed tomorrow, and if it doesnt, sayonara ppl, I have to leave first.

Dinner @ Lerk Thai, WS

Juz came back from a scrumptious dinner at WS Lerk Thai... My treat for my folks... *hehehz* I'm such a filial daughter, right... Not like some ppl... Earning $3000+++ per month and yet, no contributions at all... Juz know how to buy Louis Vuitton wallets for himself and his gf... *roll eyes*

Aniwae, we met our neighbours' sonnie at the voiddeck on our way to WS... The baby is soooooo DAMN CUTE can!!!! He was being carried by his granny when he saw mam, and lean forwards almost immediately as though he wanted mam to carry him!!!

Isnt tat freaking cute or wad???!!! He's not at all shy and so much fun to play with...

OMG OMG OMG... I'm sooo loving him already...

It has only been abt five months since I last saw him, and yet he has grown sooo much!!!

And guess wad??? He wants ME to carry him too!!! *muahahahz*

Superduper excited becoz it's been a while since I got a chance to carry babies... My gosh... I guess my motherly instinct is glowing... *wahahahz*

Thank GYM tat I brought along my DC, if not I won't be able to take such cuuuuttteeee pics with Kai!!!

Dis I simply A.D.O.R.E. =)

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So, Lerk Thai. Me and mam's second visit to the restaurant, but maiden tryout for my dad... He's been craving for thai food, and ta-da! His craving was satisfied tonight...

We ordered five dishes: pineapple rice, prawn cakes, fried crabmeat & minced chicken in beancurd skin, thai fried kway tiao, and green curry chicken... My gosh, damn yummylicious food at reasonable prices... I like their service too...*thumbs-up!*

One word to describe them: Tastylicious!!!

My Graduation Ceremony 2007

F-I-N-A-L-L-Y... the day has come...

MY final destination at Temasek Polytechnic has finally arrived... *woo~hoo!*

Woke up ard 7am plus to prepare... You think tat's early?? Nahz. My mummy n daddy woke up even earlier... *hahahz*

After breakfast, mam was the first to change... BUT her, erm, choice of outfit wasnt exactly tat fantastic... Later you'll see...

I was like, huh, can you wear something nicer??? Den she replied me tat she dint have many 'occasion' clothes... *roll eyes* She dressed so qing cai can! To be honest, I felt a little bu shuang coz she realli dressed up VERI nicely during my bro's NUS graduation ceremony... *sulk*

BUT when I saw my good old man, my bu shuang-ness evaporated as quickly as it had come... *hahaz* Even mam was impressed with his outfit (dad looks so suave!!!)... BUT she dint change into something nicer still... *diaoz*

We left house damn late... By right we muz reach there by 8.30am, but we left house at 8.30am... This wasnt a really good move coz WE GOT STUCK IN THE TRAFFIC JAM!!!!

Damn it... I was gan cheong like spider in the car can... Thankfully, daddy is a skilful driver and sped us there on time... *grinz*

Everything seemed to be in a rush when we got there... I almost couldnt find my assigned seat... *pai seh look* Was walking ard the TCC hall like an idiot... *laughz*

The ceremony started with us rising n 'singing' the National Anthem, and then the usual pep talks by the principal (the first time ever I saw him in person worz) and some big shot...

Then... THIS IS IT.

Time to get on stage and receive my hardcore Diploma in Business cert... *haiz* Was so nervous tat my stomach's growling... *hahahz* Visions of me tripping over on stage or other kinds of embarrassing moments happening to me and only me flashed in my mind... OMG so nerve-wrecking... It's been a nong nong time since I went on stage to receive something... Those were back in the secondary school days... *reminiscing look*

During the ceremony, I dunno why, but I suddenly got all emotional as I sat there, watching the top 4 award-winners and their parents on stage, and listening to the MC taletelling their stories behind their success... Dun worrie, I dint cry or wadsoever... BUT it's realli touching...

Thank goodness, after some hiphop dance performance, the whole thing is OVER!!! Which means tat it's time for some RECEPTION!!! *hahahz* And of course, some serious cam-whoring activities to accomplish... *wide grinz*

I abandoned my parents and went to look for my friends to capture our last moments together... *laughz*

BUT hey, my parents dun need me okie! They went straight to the food and ate in one corner... *lolz*

Okie dokie, enough said... Time to admire some of the craziee but great shots we took...

Getting ready for the day...

My graduation attire, which is all squashed up in the plastic bag...

Botak Lester & me

Hydi & me... Hugs!

May & me... Sweet!

Hydi & me, again. Check out her SIA bloody red fingernails... Cool... Hydi, soar to the sky in your Cleopatra bobby hair!!!

They used my cam and shot this. I guess they wanna leave a lasting impression so I will remember them forever and ever. Which is totally unnecessarily becoz even without their act-cute pics, I'll still remember them: Lim Ee May & Wong Hwai Yee Hydi, may you rest in peace... *hahahz* I'm juz kidding.

The four of us... Three fairies and One darkie... So classic...

Shaikh & me... I dint realli know how to spell his name, but it's pronounce as 'shake'... *hahahz* Caught him standing in a corner looking lost, and grabbed him to take a pic wif me... *muahahaz* He's a cool guy who speaks in a veri slang accent, and his heritage is a highly mixed one: Eurasian and Middle East... Cool anot???

Yufeng & me... She purposely stand behind me so my face'll look bigger! Sua xin ji lehz!

Ting Ting & Wan Ting... The two Tings... The only difference is that TingTing pass her Diploma in Biz with MERITS... So smart can!

Me & ShiLing & JiaLing... I like Jialing's hair can! It's exactly wad I have in mind, but I simply lack the courage to chop off my hair... *grimace*

There's a uninvited ghost behind Jialing & me... So bu yao lian can! Keep appearing in other people's pictures... *hahahz*

There she goes again... Let's forgive Hydi-the-next-big-thing-in-SIA, shall we?? And oh, I can't get Namira to take a pic wif me becoz she kept shouting at Thaya for being useless coz Thaya can't take nice pics of her... *roll eyes*

Poor Thaya, she looks kinda sad after being scolded useless by Namira, so I gave her a pat on her shoulder and cheered her up... But still, her smile looks kinda... forced... Namira! How can you treat your best friend lyktt???!!! *humphf* Oh ya, congrats to Thaya for getting admitted to SMU!!!!!!! You go, gal! I knew that Singh likes you afterall! *laughz*

I heart them...

*eew* Looks like Mam's picking her teeth with her tongue in this pic... Forgive her... We took this after eating... Muz be the food kenna stuck somewhere in her teeth... Oh ya, she kept praising the food, said it's soooo much better than NUS and stuff lyktt... As if it wasnt enough, on the way back home, she yadda yadda abt the food too... Aunties... *roll eyes* But I still LOVE them much much!

Swee Lim & me... Saw her on my way to return the graduation attire... *heehee*

Mrs. Philomena See & me... I was juz complaining to mam tat I dint get a chance to see any of my lecturers or tutors, when I turned and saw Mrs. See, my year 1 Organisational Behaviour tutor... She's a veri veri veri sweet, nice, kind, approachable and friendly lady, and she reminds me of my secondary school math teacher, also call Mrs. See... Wad a coincidence...

My three years old, hard-earned cert... Can't believe how time flies... *sighz happily* One down, and one more to go... *grinz*

Okie dokie, tat's all for now... You muz be wondering why I dint go celebrate after the ceremony or wadsoever, right?? Nahz, I'm dead tired... Wanna go straight home to rest... BUT I've still got enough energy to blog this as soon as I reach home... I'm a responsible blogger okie... *grinz* But being a responsible blogger realli takes up my strength... Gotta go and replenish some by napping... *hahahz* Tat's the life, man!

Ciao!

Why Can't I Have Everything???

Exactly. Why can't I have EVERYTHING??? Why can't I have more clothes, more bags, more shoes (in other words, more MONEY!!!) *boohoohoo*

It's so pathetic when you see something you like veri veri much, but you can't own it becoz you're broke or becoz you're simply damn broke... *urghz*

Went shopping (yes, again!) wif XY after work today...

Bought a blouse for my coming grad ceremony @ TF, then we took a bus down to PP for more shopping...

Head down to the hawker centre for the yummylicious Dim Sum stall... Both of us ordered SEVEN fulfiling + superduper yumyum dishes, which cost us ard $16... *gasps* Cheap or not???!!! Was too busy + engrossed with the good food to take any pictures... *pai seh look*

So damn full after the meal, and wad's the best way to burn off all those calories???

Tat's right!!!

S-H-O-P-P-I-N-G!!!!

Was quite excited coz I thought I could get sth at Topshop or DP or Espirit, but nahz nahz nahz...

I was rather disappointed with Topshop & DP... Their clothes are juz like those last week, and the week before, and the week before tat... There isnt any new editions or sth... I guess it's becoz of the sale they're having, so they juz display old clothes to clear stock faster... *diaoz*

As unexpectedly, I dint buy anything...

Rather, I saw many things tat I like, but simply can't buy it (not now aniwae...) Which pops this qns: WHY CAN'T I HAVE EVERYTHING??? *sianz* So many nice clothes, so many nice things, but sooo little money... *hahahz* I'm so damn greedy, I know... But who isnt?? *innocent wide-eyed look*

Feeling unbelievable after walking out of DP, we were clueless as to where to go next coz besides these shops, there's practically nth else nice at PP le... In the end, we went to Levi's and tried on some jeans... I was so tempted to buy another pair can! *urghz* But when I think of my account..................

In an instant, we have finished shopping at PP, and were wondering where to go or wad to do next...

We then ended up at Swenson's, eating ice-cream... *hahahz* So OD, I know, but suddenly got the craving for sweet stuff, and my legs were protesting for some rest, so why not make use of the craving to satisfy both my sweet tooth and legs??? *grinz*

Slack at the restaurant-cafe for a couple of hours whereby we ate, gossiped and camwhored like nobody's business... In the meantime, we were still deciding wad to do later as we dint want to go home tat early... I tell you, it's such a painful and brainpower-consuming process to think of the activities tat we can do or places we can go...

It's like, we were superduper sianz of the life in Singapore, and the limitations of stuff we can do... *haiz*

I told her to pose naturally as though she's menu-ing, but she CMI. All right, let's give her another chance...

There. Looks better, ya?

Waiting n waiting for our ice creams to come...

Almost dying out of boredom, XY decided to take out her newly purchased Canon Digital Ixus 65 (or izzit 60? I cant rmb...) from the M)phosis pouch... She's gaga over RED stuff... RED pouch, RED hp, RED going-to-be-hers Samsung K3 MP3 player, her RED pig from ActionCity... and LOADS more... *hahahz*

My Cookie Summit, and hiding behind it is Sticky Chewy Chocolate... It's a wonder, how come the short and round SCC can be almost fully concealed by tall and slender CS?? XY demonstrates how: By squeezing to a side... and when it can't hide itself any longer...

*pop!* GOTCHA!!!

My artistic shot of the lights... I know, I'm a talented photographer... So cool... *hee hee*

Ketchup: "Wad's up, Chilli! You look sooo hot today! I bet you taste hot too!"

Chilli: "Thank you, Ketchup! You are sooo sweeeeet!!!"

Salt whispered to Pepper: "So gross, the both of them..."

Pepper mumbled to Salt: "Yeah, I know, but there's nth we can do to stop the grossiness... They're soooo much bigger than us!!!!"

Salt & Pepper: ".........."

My vintage bag... So poor thing... It has some part of it sticking out where it isnt supposed to... But it's okie, I'm getting a new one aniwae... *hee hee*

My sexy pouty lips! *muahahahz*

When can I ever go on a holiday to far far away places??? Please, please, please, some knight in shining armour, can you juz take me away from here??? *dreamy look*

Yeah, right, keep on dreaming and crossing your fingers, maybe it may come true one day, you'll say... *roll eyes*

Took the big shuttle bus back to Bedok... It has been a VERI long time since I sat on coaches... Felt like I'm going for an excursion or sth... *hahahz*

Finally upon reaching Bedok Mrt, we decided to go home and end our Saturday juz lyktt le... But then my cleverness got the better of me, and I suddenly remembered that there's a place besides town and vivo where we could go: Eastpoint... *muahahaz*

You muz be thinking.. WAD??? Eastpoint??? Wad's there to shop???

Yeah lorz... nothing much to shop... So we walked ard as usual, and ended up at NTUC FairPrice, whereby we bought some tidbits... *hahahz* We are soooo 'auntie'...

Had fun at NTUC, when we talked to each other in Hokkien... As you know, we are young ladies who received bilingual education, and dialects belong to the older generations, not us... But we were so strongly rooted to our culture tat we decided to brush up our Hokkien skills by adding it into our normal conversations...

BUT becoz our Hokkien vocabulary are private limited, we ended up saying funny stuff and laughing like IMH patients... So fun to speak in Hokkien... And my Hokkien skill has improved tremendously since working at the clinic and serving those old old patients... *hee hee*

Okie, my eyes are drooping right now becoz of my lack of sleep from the past few nights...

Gotta go zzzzzzzzzzz le... Nite ppl!!!

Constipated!!!

Shit. I've been constipating for the past few days... Feel so xin ku lorz!!! It's like your stomach's bloated, you keep farting, and there's no urge or inspiration to do the big business... Even if there's such an urge, you can't get the shit out of your a**hole no matter how hard you squeeze... *deep sighz* Wad a terrible illness to get...

And I always get this problem after a major LS (lao sai)... It's true... Dunno why oso... Maybe I should go consult a doctor or sth... Maybe sth's wrong wif my digestive system... *ha*

Tat's wad I'm considering juz now at work, whether I should go and see a doctor to get laxatives or sth... *sheepish grinz* I realli miss the times when I can blast the toilets away...

AND the clinic's super-duper quiet (amazing!) today, with very few patients therefore not as busy... So all the more I should juz take a few minutes off to consult doctor (I can get priority number lehz! *boo!*)...

BUT eventually, I dint... *hahahz* Dun ask me why... I juz dint...

Aniwae, I want to talk abt this particular doctor whom I... LURVE veri much!!! *muahahaz*

If I wanna see a doctor at the clinic, it's her whom I would have love to see...

She's Dr. Pushparanee, and all of us call her Pushpa... An Indian lady with a veri veri veri veri veri kind and motherly face, she ALWAYS carry a smile on her face whenever you see her...

She's our senior & resident doctor, meaning tat she's at the clinic permanently... Tat's why she has a strong base of fans supporting her all da way... Almost all Indians, some Malays, and a few Chinese will request to see her, even though they hafta wait for 3 hours... Tat's how loyal her 'fans' are to her...

Some of you might think tat those patients are crazy, wasting their time and ultimately, their lives, away by waiting to see her and only her... Tat's wad I thought so too initially... I mean, why so persistent in seeing her??? 3 hours can do lots of stuff, why spend the time sitting and staring into space?? Why muz insist on seeing her?? Can't other doctors cure you as well?? If they can't, how can they be doctors???

However, until recently, I came to know tat Dr. Pushpa is realli (and I cannot emphasise more) realli a veri responsible doctor after some interaction with her...

The reason why patients have to wait for her for sooooo long is that she's VERI thorough in examining each and one of her patients...

BUT I guess the reason why I like her so much is tat she's the only doctor who knows who I am... *hahahz*

Me. An insignificant part-timer at the clinic, and she remembers me... *unbelieveable look*

She even knows I'm going to uni, which is pretty amazing coz there's no way she could have known abt it... *hahahz*

Aniwae, I find tat she looks like the grandmother in Little Red Riding Hood, or the grandmother who owns Tweety bird... Yup, she has a comical look... *lolz*

*** *** ***

We had our lunch being provided by the company becoz there was a meeting during lunchtime... Check out my bian dang (meal box?):

Got FIVE dishes - sweet & spicy tofu, grilled chicken, spring rolls, brocolli, and lemon-sauce fish fillets... So jing cai right... *hehehz*

The meeting's soooo damn boring... almost fell asleep behind... the CEO yadda yadda on and on about dunno-wad-he's-talking stuff... But a few of us were able to leave halfway through the meeting becoz of the afternoon registration... Heng arhz... my life was saved!

*** *** ***

It rained veri veri veri heavily in the afternoon, and there's a huge sound of thunder, and all of us got a scare... Then I remembered a story XY told me yesterday, regarding a doggie...

It's a sad true story, and I'm still feeling sorrie for the doggie... *sob sob*

XY's neighbour has got a dog for many years, and recently the dog has passed away...

It dint die of old age or sickness or wadsoever...

It died becoz it got a fright after the thunder sounded, which was so damn loud tat even us humans got shocked, not to mention a tiny creature like a dog...

So the dog jumped as he got a fright, and dunno why, it jumped straight through a window!!!

And XY lives on the SEVENTH floor.

WTH.

It jumped to his death. Literally... Can you imagine wad the dog's feeling during the falling to its death??? I can't. It's beyond imagination... It's a freaking terrible and horrible thing to happen to such a frail creature...

I bet the owners were veri veri upset, and muz be dui-ing for leaving the windows open at tat time...

I almost cried when I heard her tell me this... So sad!!! The doggie was sooooo innocent...

Honestly, I feel sadder for a dog to die in such a way than for a person...

If a person ends his/her life by jumping, I think it's sad, of course, but not tat sad as compared to a dog...

I feel tat a dog has no choice becoz firstly, he can't think like humans, and secondly, damn the lei gong (lightning god)...

BUT for a human being, he is given the ability to think of the right thing to do or not to do, and yet he chose the wrong path... Now, tat's a different story altogether...

Dogs are vulnerable creatures once away from their owners or left to be on their own, but humans are not... We are stronger and therefore, should have the courage to continue living no matter how big setbacks are and etc...

I think I'm sidetracking here, but I juz wanna say tat I feel soo sorrie for tat doggie... I saw it before and it's god damn cute okie! White and fluffy and adorable... *sighz*

Then I look at my BeBe... Mam told me, a few days ago, BeBe also jumped (with all four legs leaving the ground, tat kind of jump) when the lightning flashed and the thunder roared...

Damn... I CAN'T allow BeBe to die like tat doggie...

Then I look at my windows and realised tat they are secured with grills... *hahaz*

Even if we forget to close the glass windows, BeBe oso can't jump through it... *heh heh* And aniwae, she's too fat to jump so high up... It's way impossible... *hee hee*

BUT juz a friendly reminder to those who own dogs... juz be extra careful on stormy days... Anything can happen coz anything is possible... Dogs are superduper afraid of thunders...

Fire drill exercise!!!

The clinic had a super duper short fire drill exercise in the late afternoon, close to closing time...

Prior to tat, all of us were so tense as we were anticipating for the alarm to go off, well, maybe at least for QM and I coz it's our veri first maiden tryout... *muahahaz*

We thot the evacuation's gonna take quite some time becoz the clinic is quite crowded, but in fact, it only took less than five minutes and everything was back to normal...

Oh ya, I got my second tryout at the microphone juz before the fire alarm... They need a Mandarin-speaking person to announce to the whole clinic abt the fire drill exercise... I'm so damn nervous coz there's no 'script' for me... it's all spur-on-the-moment thingy, and I need to speak in a professional manner... *hahahz* But it was fun... *hehehz*

So while we were all standing out there on the field, QM took some pics to capture this 'special' annual event... (I was busy taking attendence...)

Patients + staff + doctors all waiting ard for further instructions...

I dunno wad QM's doing by shooting this pic... maybe she's trying to be artistic, but failed... PS: The woman looks pretty scary up there, dun you agree?? And she's looking at ME lyktt... dunno why oso... *question mark*

The civil defence ppl realli came to our clinic for this exercise, and two of the firefighters had to pose as victims being carried out on stretchers by our staff... If you look closely enough, the carriers, besides carrying the 'injured' victim, also carried a smile on their faces, as though they thought it was fun to be able to participate in the rescuing operations... Even the victim was laughing uncontrollably as he was being carried out... So fake.

Saw the man in blue holding on to the loudspeaker?? He's our DD, the biggest big shot of the clinic...

*hehehz*

After the whole thing ended, we strolled back to the clinic, taking our own sweet time...

Once I entered the door, I already saw my patient sitting in front of my counter, waiting to be registered... *hahahz* Kiasuism... *roll eyes*

*** *** ***

Met a supersuper duperduper ma fan patient dis morning... Also a mother and her son... I guess mothers and sons have a thing for me... *haiz*

Aniwae, dis mother was also being a freak over her son's leg joints problem... She's arguing for an MC for the day as her son dint go school in order to come to the clinic to do blood test...

Obviously, to get an MC, she needs to see a doctor, rite???

BUT SHE DUN WANT coz she dint see the reason why she muz see a doctor since she had already came yesterday (actually her son has gotten an excuse slip from doctor to be excused from PE for a week) and in her mindset, she thinks tat the doctor should give her son MC for today... Veri confusing, I know...

To cut the story short, she's being difficult... Difficult to talk to, difficult to be understand, difficult to communicate...

And while she's telling me her son's situation, she got more and more agitated, and began to raise her voice at me, with everybody else staring...

I got pissed off becoz this wasnt even my fault!!! Why should I be the one who's taking in all her rubbish??? I dun deserve tat, okie! Guess wad I told her?

"Ni bu yao zhe yang da sheng gen wo shuo hua, ke yi ma????!!!! Zhe bu shi wo de chuo!!!" (Can you pls dun yell at me like tat??!! This wasnt my fault!!!) I said tat straight in her face, in twice the volume she used on me.

She immediately looked pai seh, and kept apologising to me, claiming tat she was too angry to notice tat she's shouting... *roll eyes*

So er xin, rite?? And to make things more disgusting, she's wad we call pei du ma ma, MIC, PRC or wadever you call those women...

Oh ya, did I mention her son's already 17 this year??? SEVENTEEN okie!! Usually when boys get to this age, they will tend to look after their 'face' and will not tolerate anybody, especially their mummy, to make a big scene in public and throwing their face and lowering their self-esteem and wad's-not, right?

WRONG.

All the time he kept quiet, letting his mother to settle the problem for him... He never even utter a single word or made any effort to control his mother... He juz allowed her to rant on and on... even in the doctor's room (I brought her up to see the doctor, and she's making a big noise inside the room until the doctor, who's a very patient and kind lady, chased her out of the room becoz she oso can't make her understand our clinic's procedure...)

SO DAMN RIDICULOUS...

Becoz of her, I wasted ard 3o mins of my precious time...

*roll eyes*

*** *** ***

Met up wif XY and her big sis (oso my couz) at TM for shopping...

And I muz thank QM, who pei me nua ard TM until they come... Thank you you horz, gal!

PPL!!! I finally bought a pair of Levis jeans le!!! Yay!! I'm happie, sha la la!!!

It cost me a whooping $121, but it's okie lahz, I should give myself a treat after all those nonsense I had to go through... The jeans shall be my 2nd prezzie to myself... *hehehz*

My spontanity almost hit me again... Almost wanted to buy the Espirit jeans (ard $60) juz now, but thinking of my account, I managed to discard the urge to spend on jeans le... *hahaz* Maybe next week??

Okie, superduper tired now... Muz do some crouches before I zonk out... Ate alot today... Feel so sinful... *guilty look*

PS: A little puzzle for you guys... Count how many legs there are in this picture and stand a chance to win a Sony PSP!!!

The answer is: FIVE. Count properly.

PPS: Since it's such a giveaway question, I dun think any of you deserve a prize even if you got the correct answer... *ha!* But for those who got it wrong, I suggest you do something to your eyes or sign up for maths lessons...

Nitey!!!

My good customer service skills...

Dis morning rain was terribly + horribly + unbelievably HEAVY... Luckily I'm sheltered all da way to the clinic, if not my long black pants will be a goner... :)

Due to the superduper heavy rain, patients were sooo pathetically few okie!

Xiao mao liang san zhi only...

By 8.30am we had nth to do coz no more walk-in patients le... *hahahz*

So slacked ard a little bit, and *BOOM* suddenly got many patients... *diaoz*

Aniwae, I'm kind of moody right now becoz nearing the end of the day, one of the CEs called me into her office, and instantly I got a bad feeling tat it's sth serious/bad tat she wanted to talk to me abt...

Indeed, how true/predictable I am. Or how my sixth sense is so accurate...

She told me tat there's a LADY patient who complained abt me a few days ago... *hahaz*

I was like, huh? Realli arhz??? Coz I realli couldnt remember I've been rude to a LADY patient before...

Her complaint was sth like, "Her tone of voice shows me tat she's not willing to help, etc..." blah blah blah.

BUT my CE was realli, realli, realli nice. She dint scold me or wadsoever... She thinks it's the patient who's being sensitive coz she feels tat I'm okie at my work... *woo!* I'm so touched when I heard her say tat... She dint put me down or anything, and told me to be more careful in the future... *hahahz* So sweet of her, right...

After I left her office, I was still racking my brain to remember the LADY patient... And *snap fingers* I finally recalled...

And ya, I shall admit guilty, BUT! BUT! BUT!, it's actually tat bloody patient's bloody fault, not mine! The worst thing of all was tat the patient dint even realise it's her bloody problem... I muz explained clearly and thoroughly wad happened exactly, and let you, my clever readers, decide on the justice of all dis shit.

Aniwae, wad happened was tat she brought her precious ickle son (who's like, 16??) to the clinic coz he has a sore eye. And let me stress this, his sore eye was nothing serious can??!!! She was so freaked out over it...

Firstly, she took the X number, a 'special condition' number tat is meant for elderly of 80+ and new-born babies... When I asked her why she took tat number, she says her son is a special condition becoz of the red eye... *rolled eyes severely*

I politely, and I stressed, politely, explained to her the meaning of special conditions... But she insisted on seeing the doctor faster coz her son might go blind in the next minute. WTF.

So I sent her to see the nurse. And after a while she came back with the nurses' green light to give her a priority number to see the doctor faster...

Okie, so I registered her and everything, and she dint even say thanks, but tat's fine wif me...

BUT after like, ten minutes or so, farking irritating mother came back down to my counter again and requested to change a doctor, becoz tat doctor she was supposed to see was still seeing a patient...

I mean, COME ON, YOU SELFISH AND STUPID AND SENSELESS WOMAN! The doctor was treating the patient before you, so give them some time! I know your son is precious darling to you, but wad abt other ppl?? Dun tell me they dun have parents and nobody who cares about them? They are also sick lorz! And I can bet on all my Forever21 clothes tat they were more ill than your stupid boy's sore eye.

I told her to wait a few more minutes, coz the doctor might be still attending to the patient, and she couldnt wait... BUT I couldnt transfer her to another doctor's room becoz her son's file had already been sent up... So if she wanted a transfer, we would have to run up to look for the file, sent back down to the registration counter, and do all the paperwork again...

Tell me, isnt this going to take more time???

I explained to her, pacfiying her to wait a while more as her number will be called shortly... BUT guess wad? Her skull was too thick for anything to go through...

I was on my wit's end... I realli felt like smacking her face and make her understand simple english... Can you imagine my pain and misery of explaining time and time again to ppl like her?

Then her husband came down and told her to go up and wait...

SO DAMN BLOODY RIDICULOUS right?? I mean, she's already been given a jump-queue number, which had already saved her hours of waiting time, and she's still not satisfied???!!!

She's behaving as though the moment she reached the doctor's room, the doctor muz be ready to serve her.

WTH. There's so such thing okie! You think wad, doctors veri free to waste time waiting for you to shake your big fat arse up to them? Are you kidding me???

So tat's the end of all dis shit. Waddya think? Honestly, I dun think I'm at fault becoz there's a limit to one's patience and tolerance, and tat freaking mother had hit my limit not once, but twice...

*fuming mad*

And oh, by the way, I'm proud to say tat MY service provided up til now has been good, if not better, becoz most of the times I'm willing to go the extra mile for patients, old or young, black or white, smelly or not, ugly or pretty and etc...

Take for example today. There were TWO indian male patients who were veri grateful for my help to them. One of them even shook my hand as if he was presenting a trophy to me or sth. Another came back to look for me after seeing doctor juz to salute me (as a signal to say thanks)... *hahahz*

Take for another example, yesterday. QM and I were slacking at the counters coz the morning consultation period had ended. But we still helped a guy to register coz he had made prior arrangements. After answering some of his doubts and was successful in sending him up to see doctor, he doubled back his steps, knocked on our glass panels (our curtains are closed) juz to tell us tat our service was realli good, and he was impressed wif us...

And there were tons and tons of other occasions whereby I helped patients to the best of my ability (I even saved many Banglas' lives, okie!!!) becoz I feel tat they are sick ppl, so let's dun be so calculative wif them... Open one eye, close one eye, my shifu always says...

So, wad's the moral of these stories??

Correct.

Tat I provide a veri good customer service to all.

Well, there's definitely gonna be some exceptions coz I'm not saint, and neither are the patients. But it takes two hands to clap, right? If the patient is being guai lan (rude/ incorrigible/ arrogant/ attitude), of course I muz 'fight' back rite???!!!

HEY! It's you who's being rude in the first place, not me! Dun expect me to shower YOU wif my good service becoz you simply DO NOT deserve it. Like I said, there's a limit to one's patience and tolerance... Even if you can't respect me, pls at least show some respect for yourself...

Aniwae, tat's a first time someone complained against me, and I'd be lying if I say I dun care abt it, becoz I do!

It's breaking my record of being a clean, complaint-free employee okie! Of course I'd feel a bit, but only a bit, down... At least there were some realli sweet patients who appreciated my help and they offset wadever negative feelings I'm feeling or has felt... =)

Thankfully, my CEs are cool with it becoz they understand the patients can be demanding and unreasonable at times...

And to tat over-anxious mother, if you can't wait for even a short 10 minutes, you can jolly well go to a private GP... I know you come to polyclinic becoz of the cheap charges. And to tat over-anxious mother's son, it's high time for you to start learning to see doctors by yourself...

Yes, I'm cursing you to fall sick every now and then so tat'll give you a chance to visit polyclinics often AND no nurses will give you a smaller number to jump the queue... They say practice makes perfect...

Maybe next time when you fail to get a jump-queue number and force to wait for 2 hours to see a doctor, you'll remember there's a sweet and helpful gal who had given you the smaller number before and helped you saved all the waiting time, and then you'd be realli grateful to her and be utterly ashamed of your mother who filed a complaint against her.

Yup, you mark my word.

Eat and Eat, Slack and Slack...

Yo, yo, yo!!! How's everybody's weekend???

Busy celebrating Mother's Day, I suppose??

*heh heh*

Well, for me, I've been nua-ing at home... dint go out AT ALL! So amazing rite...

And I dint celebrate my mother's Mother's DAy... *boo*

It's not tat I'm unfilial or sth, but it's juz tat we dint have the practice to celebrate such occasions coz to my mam, everyday's Mother's Day simply becoz I exist... *hahahz*

Honestly, why muz we mark the 2nd Sunday of every May to realli pamper our mothers when we can jolly well do tat at any day/time of the year??? It's not like birthdays, which I think it MUZ be celebrated no matter wad... *hahz*

BUT my mam will get her Mother's Day celebrated in the near future, when I have the capability and ability to give her the best... now it's juz not the moment becoz i'm barely surviving wif my pathetic POSB account... *wahahahz*

Oh, and my mam was dropping hints on tat particular day... Blame it all on my bro's gf, who came to our hse ard noon... She brought along a super-duper humongous BONIA carrier, which I thought initially she had bought another bag for herself... As usually, she'll stay til the early morning b4 me bro will drive her back, but tat day, she left super-duper early... Later on I found out (from mam) tat she's treating her own mother for dinner to celebrate MD, and tat BONIA bag is a present for her...

When your mum 'informs' u such things, especially on such occasions, it's obvious tat she's being envious (another word is of course, jealous) of other mothers who receive annual presents/gifts/tokens of appreciation for being a no-salary housewife, right?

Yeah. So damn right.

So my answer to her was: "Oh, you'll get it. Juz wait til next year." and I shut the toilet door in front of her... *muahahaz*

Tat's her mother's day... Pathetic? Nahz, I think she's used to it... But juz wait lahz hor... Time will tell... I'll get her a LV bag some day coz tat's wad she always wanted... *grinz*

*** *** ***

So! I juz got home from a late nite out (well, not exactly lahz...) wif xiang, tiong n minmin!!!

Initally, we planned to watch 28 Weeks Later, some horror movie I think... But as usual, we can't make it for the 7.30 show coz we were late...

We ended up getting stuck on a spot, deciding wad to eat...

After like, an hour? Minmin felt like eating western food, so after much suggestions, we went to Han's...

They ate, and I juz drank a cup of Iced Chocolate coz I wasnt realli hungry... Had yong tau fu for lunch during work, which was damn superlicious... *slurpz* So during their eating time, I took pictures to kill my boredom and temptation...

My Iced Chocolate... nice nice!!

Tat's Xiang, wif his lamer trademark smile...

Tat's tiong, trying to be candid but indeed, he's a poser.

Tat's minmin... It might look like a snap shot, but actually, she's posing for me wif her cream-of-carrot-soup spoon halfway to her mouth...

Dunno wad Xiang's so engrossed wif...

BBQ Chicken Chop... Looks veri tempting, isnt it? But it turns me off... It has got GREEN PEAS as the side dish!! *YUCKS* I HATE GREEN PEAS!!!! And the fries are pathetically little...

He kept looking at Tiong... Oh oh... Is he having a, erm, crush on him or sth??? Look at his shy smile... *hee*

Xiang's Grilled Fish wif dunno-wad sauce... Not as tempting as the chicken chop, I think... BUT at least there wasnt any GREEN PEAS...

After eating, we walked ard aimlessly coz it's TM lehz, there's realli nth much to shop... Went to Levi's to check out my potential jeans... Fell in love at first sight with a $139.90 pair... *hee hee* Saw a pair of MNG jeans oso veri nice, and it's only 80 bucks! *hmmz*

Walked ard somemore... went to drop my cheque (finally it has arrived! I've been pinning for it for weeks!)... bought some hairclips (my hair's getting messier...think it's time to visit Kimage...) and in the end, we ended up at Ya Kun... *hahahz*

Tat minmin realli can afford to eat... the rest of us drank coffee/tea, and she ate a meal... *hahaz*

Minmin's enjoying her toasts, eggs, and kopi-o...

Xiang's been 'attacking' Tiong all nite long becoz there's some peanut misunderstanding between them, and they can't reach a consensus abt it... Guys. *rolled eyes*

Dont get fooled by Tiong and his innocent face... He deserved wad he deserves: Xiang's middle finger...

We chatted and chatted, slacked and slacked until the shop closed, and we were practically chased out by the staff... *hahaz*

Finally, it was time to go home and get a good rest to welcome the next day... and tat tiong, wif no fear of ugly tummies, went to meet his colleagues for steamboat, and it was already, like, 10+pm... *hahaz*

BUT i guess it's okie... he's only left a month before he has to leave for tekong island... so let him enjoy himself while he can... *hahaz* I'd juz hoped tat he'd still be able to run after all the late nights' binges accumulated in his body...

Tat's all folks!

*yaWnz*

HARASSED!!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMIGOD!!!!

Mr. Most Crazy came back to the clinic AGAIN today and kept harassing us!!!!! *shakez incontrollably wif anger*

He's the most DISGUSTING, SPASTIC, DISGUSTING, PSYCHOTIC and DISGUSTING living creature on earth... Even a lizard/cockroach is adorable when compared to him...

Juz becoz he doesnt have to pay a single farking cent for his medical fees coz he has financial help from medical social workers, it doesnt mean tat he should visit the clinic every farking day!!!!

OMG OMG OMG.

And he's getting from bad to WORST. Seriously.

Today, he kept taking queue numbers and registered wif us for FIVE FREAKING TIMES throughout the day!!!!! And out of dis FIVE FREAKING TIMES I kenna him like THREE TIMES???!!!!!

*URGHZ!!!*

Why oh why am I sooooo suay???

(I'm sorrie, I know I'm going to become a teacher in the future, but pls pardon me here, coz nothing can best describe my feelings except for the F word, and let me use the word when I still have the chance to use it...)

Aniwae, dis IDIOT keeps asking to see a lady doctor and obviously we can't allow tat, so we gave him a male doctor. This was the first time of the day.

After seeing the doctor, he came barging down to MY counter, and YELLED freaking loudly at me, saying all sorts of bad things abt the doctor... something abt the doctor telling him not to take any medicines coz he has no money... BUT I think he's making it up coz no doctor in the right mind will tell him tat...

I told him off plainly, and off he went to take another q no, and I happened to see his waiting no.

I informed my colleagues to be careful when they call tat particular no., and when the no. is approaching, no one dares to click 'Next' patient... *ha*

Guess who kenna him eventually?

Correct.

ME!!!!!

Well, actually I can avoid calling him, but becoz the patient I'm serving left and Disgusting Psycho immediately approached my counter. *roll eyes* My colleagues all say tat he likes me. PUI PUI PUI!!!! *roll eyes severely*

While he kept shouting and ranting on about the doctors being stupid and they can all die off, I quickly registered him (2nd time) and sent him off to see a male doctor.

We all thought peace was brought back, but who knows....

HE FREAKING CAME BACK DOWN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

And he took another number.

I realli think he's trying his luck wif us, or simply trying to be funny. But there's no need for him to try to be stupid coz he already is.

For the third time, he sat ON THE FLOOR at the waiting area. Next to him sat one auntie, who happens to sit in front of my counter. I saw the auntie chatted wif him for a moment, and then his voice became louder... I guess the auntie oso sense tat sth is realli wrong wif him, but to be sure, I caught auntie's eye and shook my head at her, mouthing not to talk to him and signalling tat he's siao. Auntie ooh and nodded.

Then, my colleague next to me called him and again, the same thing happened. All this happened in the morning.

After lunch (fish n chips!), we thot he had gone back or sth... BUT haha, no.

For the fourth time, he wanted to be registered to see a female doctor. And this time, we could no longer tolerate his nonsense. We informed our Deputy Director, who's oso a doctor, and he specially opened up his room to take in Digusting Psycho. We all cheered and yayed coz we thought DD can subdue him.

Obviously, we were wrong.

Disgusting Pyscho came back down again. To my counter.

Fuck.

"Oi! Wei shen me shi yin du yi sheng? Dou bu hui jiang hua yu!" (Why izzit an indian doctor? He can't even speak Mandarin!!!)

This is totally bullshit coz our DD, although an Indian, can speak fluent Mandarin.

I realli lost my temper and flared up at him. I scolded him and told him to get lost.

Indeed, he walked away, but only to take a new queue no.

WTF.

He walked back and sat at the waiting area, crossing his legs like some Miss Universe or sth.

My colleague went to look for the Cisco security guard (whom, in my opinion, isnt doing his work at all at those times when D.P disturbs us)... The guard walked up to D.P and scolded him and told him to leave the clinic...

They yelled at each other, and finally, D.P left... realli left.

BUT I heard his 'last' words before he was gone.

"Wo you shi jian! Wo jiu shi yao kan nu yi sheng! Wo ke yi deng shi nian!" (I got time! I purposely want to see a lady doctor! I can wait for ten years!)

Which means he will be back again tomorrow.

Which means wadever happened today will repeat itself...

FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.

Is there any way polyclinics/hospitals/GPs or any other healthcare societies can BAN him from getting medical help???

Coz he's beyond help. Why waste the medicine, our and doctor's time??

People like him should be hang. Or shot. Or electrocuted. Or cane till his butt rot until he dies. Or put to sleep. Such treatments are the best for him.

If he's back tmr, which I'm sure he will be, I shall try and see if I can take a picture of him, and show you ppl how DISGUSTINGLY DISGUSTING he looks, okie dokie??

Stay tune.

P.S People, do me a favour: Let's all pray together tat he will somehow disappear from the world and may peace be brought back to the clinic.

UNITY IS STRENGTH.

Thank you you veri much.

Juz Another Day...

Today was like yesterday... Or the day before... Or the day before yesterday... *tsk tsk*

Life is soooo boring....NOT!

*hahahz*

Not when you have craziee people ard you all da times... *heeheez*

Patients, colleagues, doctors, and more patients...

Met a few realli crazy ppl... I mean, realli crazy. Like their brain cannot function normally... Like they have to be locked up in asylum tat kinda of crazy.

Mr. Most Crazy:

He's a regular 'customer' of the clinic, and in the system, his records will show a warning sign called PATIENT ALERT. So when you click on it, it further shows dis:

BE FIRM WITH PATIENT.

And you must be firm with him. I mean, REALLY firm.

"Eh, wo yao kan nu yi shen!!!" (Oi, I wanna see lady doctor!!!)

Coz he has the SIAO DA PO look and he speaks farking damn loudly, and with tat alert, I dint dare to sacrifice the safety of our clinic's female doctors so I gave him a male doctor's room instead.

"Shi bu shi nu yi shen ar???" (Izzit a lady doctor???)

"Bu shi! Jing tian mei you nu yi shen." (No lady doctors today)

"WEI SHEN MO??? QUAN XIN JIA PO DE NU YI SHEN SI GUANG GUANG SHI MA???!!!!" (Why dun have? Izzit the whole of Singapore's female doctors died out already??)

Coz he's siao, so I siao back to him.

"Dui lor! Jiu shi quan bu si guang guang le!!!" (Ya lor! All die already!)

He then asked me if I gave him a male doctor, and I nodded without speaking coz I've no mood to entertain him further...

"Hao ar, hao ar!!! Wo xi huan nan yi shen! Nan yi shen quan bu shi GAY de!!!" (Good! I like male doctors. They are all gays.)

*ROLL EYES severely*

Wif tat, he left. That was in the morning. In the afternoon, he came again. But thank goodness to GYM, it wasnt me who register him. So my colleague 'dio' his nonsense all over again. This time, he yelled loudly about shitting in the toilet coz he has lots of shit to shit (he missed his queue no., tat's why he's telling the WHOLE clinic his story)

OMG OMG OMG! Tell me, how come Singapore still have such ppl in her lovely grounds?? Why are such rottens allow to live and breathe in the same air as us??? Unbelievable. *shakez head* AND I'm suppose to SERVE them??? *wide-eyed*

Of course, you will have the usual craziee patients who came yadda yadda at you for stupid little things and all sorts of stuff... BUT other than tat, everything else was rather peaceful...

We had LOTS of free time to slack in the morning becoz all patients were registered, and we were left with realli nothing to do. So, it's the best time to camwhore!!!

She's QM, my best working buddy in the clinic. Luckily for this joker, time can pass veri fast. And we encourage each other to shit too coz we both have constipation problems. *heez*

Tell me. The numbers on the screen is super-duper big & clear rite?? And it's in RED, the most attractive colour on earth, and yet patients can't see their numbers being called. *diaoz* So are they blind, or are they juz plain stupid?

I think Sony Ericsson hp are better at taking shots. These two pics look veri clear, as compared to the previous four pics (taken from my hp)... And I thot mine is the greatest... *sianz*

In the afternoon, ard 3 plus, business was bad. No patients at all... (a good thing for us, though!) So we slacked at our counters, chatting and gossiping...

D'you guys remember the colleague whom I despised veri much?? The one who's always fighting to do things, bossy, crazy over promotion and all?? Well, QM and I gave her a nickname called Xiao Hei (coz she always wear black scarves)...

Aniwae, during the slacking period, Xiao Hei suddenly asked us if we know wad her dream bag was... (huh?? no link at all to wadever we're doing at tat moment... and duh! why would we want to know???)

So being fake and trying to be friendly, I asked her wad it was.

"Oh, it's LV. You know, the cute little tiny handbag LV has..."

Upon hearing LV, I was like, yee-er, LV? and I kinda rolled my eyes without her seeing of course.

ME: "But I prefer Gucci lehz coz LV got lots of imitations..." And I was planning to add on by saying even if she buys a TRUE LV bag, ppl will still think it's a fake coz she has got no fashion/dress sense to bring out the true LV spirit... But I still have 30+ days to work dere, so I dint want to tarnish wad's left of our strained relationship...

SHE: Oh, I dun buy imitation goods. And I'm sorry to tell you dis, but I feel Gucci is like my mother's style."

And then she continued to make herself busy.

ME: %&$*^&&$^#$%*)%....!!!!

WTH + WTF. She's trying to say tat my fashion sense is as good as her mother's??? And I do not need to ask to guess tat her mum's practically old enough to be my great-grandmother (pui!) since their lot usually marry early...

QM n I were soooo damn pissed off and taken aback at her words tat we couldnt think of a NICE retort...

When Xiao Hei's gone, I turned to QM, and she oso gave me WTF look. She's oso a supporter of Gucci. Then we bitched abt XH like hell after tat... Wah lau eh... realli cant stand it... Idiot.

Enough about Xiao Hei. I still think GUCCI is the best. And I'm totally gaga over it right now... Googled abt it juz now, and I found these GREAT buys @ www.designerluxury.com.sg and I swear I'll own them someday, somehow...

Large shoulder tote. Online price is S$819. Retail price is unavailable, but I guess it's ard a thousand bucks...

Medium wallet, Ivory. Online price is S$399, retail price is S$660. WOW!!! Should I buy this, or...

This?? Long wallet, Ivory. Online price is S$409, retail is S$690. DOUBLE WOW!!!

GG Plus Cardholder. Online price is S$199, retail price is S$300.

Tell me, aint tat a good deal??? OMG OMG OMG... when can I ever have the money to bring back these four precious?? *dreamy looks*

Aniwae, my point is, I still LURVE Gucci regardless of wad Xiao Hei thinks... *shrugz haughtily*

Shut Your Gaps!

Dunno why I have the courage to scold patients today... *hahahz*

Well, not exactly scold lahz, coz I'm being veri tactful... or am I?? *heeheez*

I registered dis bangla who couldn't stop coughing...

But it's okie if patients keep coughing, IF THEY HAVE THE BASIC COURTESY TO COVER THEIR MOUTHS when they cough...

Obviously, dis ah neh has no basic courtesy...

He literally coughed DAMN hard in front of me when I registered him... To make things worse, he's a new patient to the clinic, so I had to key in all his particulars before I can send him up to see doctor... Therefore, the time tat he's sitting in front of me, he kept coughing non-stop... WITHOUT COVERING HIS GAP!!!

At first, I juz tolerated. Give the guy a break, I thought. I held my breath when he "kow kow kow"... I tell you, I could realli feel his hot n smelly breath stinking my face... *YUCKS*

KOW KOW KOW!

Finally, my patience reached its limit.

"Can you please cover your mouth when you cough???!!!!" I said loudly to ah neh.

Ah neh dio shock.

His reaction was DAMN FUNNIE!!! Once I finished my sentence, he quickly cupped his hands to his mouth like a small kid who suddenly realised his mistake, but only after he had finished coughing did he shut his gap... *diaoz*

My colleagues were like, laughing away... They oso couldnt believe I said tat... *muahahahz*

... ... ...

Talking abt dis shut-your-gap patient no. 2, I'm damn angry and felt veri wronged, but I stood up for myself nevertheless... *looks ard proudly*

Dis malay woman was holding the queue no. 7777 (so nice rite?)... Either her eyes are cocked up or something's wrong wif the system, she claimed tat her number dint appear on the screen...

I was calling for 7783, and *boom* suddenly 7777 and her mother appeared in front of my counter, scolding me...

"Eh, why the number anyhow jump?"

"Oh, I think you miss your number..."

"I was juz sitting there, how come my number never come out?? If I dint come forward you want me to sit there for one hour izzit???!!!"

She kept yadda yadda and dun even give me a chance to explain myself.

Finally, sarcastic words juz came naturally out from my mouth.

"Sometimes it's not my fault, it's the system's problem."

And wif tat, she shut her gap. But she still show me a black face. Can you imagine? Her face is already black naturally, and she still give me a black face. PUI!

WTF.

I'm so innocent lorz!

*shakez head*

Forget it. I had my revenge by giving her the doctor wif the most number of patients awaiting... *muahahahz* Happy waiting, bitch!

My colleague heard our conversation, and she felt so shiok upon hearing my retort... She told me she thought I would juz keep quiet and let her scold, but amazingly, I dint...

*thumbs up*

Realli felt veri shiok after I managed to shut her gap... Felt even more shiok when I took my 'revenge'...

Like they say, revenge is sweet.

Yup. Realli sweet.

*licks lips*

ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION!!!

Dear all, one of my colleague's friends is going to migrate to Europe soon, and he's giving away his 1 year old black cocker spaniel FOR FREE!!! The dog looks like this:

Isnt it a beauty??

OMG I would realli lurve to have it if not for Mam... she's totally against having a 2nd dog coz her heart, mind, body and soul are all filled wif BeBe... *awww*

ATTENTION!

If the owner can't find anyone who wants the dog, IT WOULD BE PUT TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!

You can't let this happen to such a cutie!!! It's such a waste for her life to be ended juz like tat...

So please ppl, if you have a loving nature, kind soul, caring mind, and simply being sympathetic and would love to have a loyal friend by your side, PLEASE MSG ME ASAP, okie dokie???

To add on, it's for FREE!!! Come on, Singaporeans!!! Arent we all super-duper kiasu?? Such breeds can cost from several hundreds to a thousand at least, I think... Sheng sheng sheng, ma de zui bang! *hehehz*

BUT den horz, pls do not say you want it becoz it's free... To own a pet, even if it's a cat (yucks!) or a tortoise, you'd have to be responsible for the rest of its life... dun simply buy a pet juz becoz it's a spur of the moment thingy... You must think through properly before making a decision...

For ppl below the age of 18, it's highly advisable to consult your parents first before you contact me, ya? *grinz*

If possible, pls help me pass the msg around to all your living family members, relatives and friends... for those super-duper enthu doggie lovers, you can even inform your neighbours, bible study groupmates, mama shop uncle, chicken rice auntie, bus drivers or whoever you come across wif... Word of mouth is the best marketing strategy...

Thanks ppl!!!!!

=)

A WHOLE NEW LOOK!

Ta-da!!!

Like this new skin?? Or is the old one nicer???

*hmm*

Had nth better to do, so decided to try out different blogger skins to create a new feel... *heeheez*

*A BIG YAWNZ*

Damn tired from yesterday's activity... I realli need more time to recover... Can't wait till the end of June, where I can have a full month of rest b4 skol starts...

Speaking of skol... I've finally received my graduation attire!!! Nicely delivered to my house a few NIGHTS ago... Notice why nights are in full caps. Coz the achieverplus ppl suddenly called me at ard 10PM, saying tat they r going to deliver in an hour's time... *roll eyes* And they were L-A-T-E. *sighz* People nowadays realli are not time conscious... Attend time management classes will ya!!! I've got work the next day and need to wake up early and I MUZ have my beauty sleep so I'll have the energy to deal with nasty patients OKIE DOKIE??? *flips hair*

BUT since the delivery auntie was so nice n polite n friendly, I shall forgive her and the company.

Talking abt graduation attire, it reminds me of TP, which reminds of TP library, which further reminds of my overdue fines, WHICH, I shall clarify here, I had already paid for it a few sems back... I swear I have paid for it, but the library kept emailing me to hurry me to pay IF I still wanna graduate... *diaoz* This means tat if I do not pay up, I. CAN. NOT. GRADUATE.

????!!!!!

So troublesome can! It's oni ONE DOLLAR AND TEN CENTS, and TP is like chasing after me like loansharks... AND it's not my fault somemore! I've paid up, and it's you guys who dint record it or sth, and now I have to specially make a trip down and pay ONE DOLLAR AND TEN CENTS. *irritated*

It's not abt the money ppl, it's abt the mafan-ness I have to go through...

Suan le, juz treat it as doing charity... since TP is so hard up tat they have to go after $1.10, I shall realise their wish. At least I can find a reason to drive out. *hehehz*

... ... ...

Tell ya a bad news.

I'm breaking up wif Bob.

There's realli no future between us. There's no point in pretending or believing tat dis relationship can continue and grow. I give up. Totally.

You may ask why?

Well, becoz my mam is simply being too discouraging, and myself is lacking the courage to go ahead wif the decision.

And skol is starting soon. Wad if the outcome turns bad?? It'd surely affect my mood, image and self-consciousness and ability to think straight.

*sighz*

Guess I have to wait till next life b4 we can truly be together le...

*sob sob*

Long hair forever signing out.

Mai Dong Xi, Chi Dong Xi!!!

Another Saturday...

As usual, went to work in the morning... Surprisingly, not many patients awaiting to consult doctors, but still busy busy busy!

In a flash, it's 12.30pm, and my colleague QM n I started rushing off... She's gg to meet her bf and me my couz XY (yes again! she can't get enuf of me from last night!)...

ANIWAE, my luck recently was super-duper lousy-mousy...

My newly bought heels BROKE lehz!!!!! One of the heels came off, and I was literally walking on a screwdriver... *URGH!!!*

Actually it's not veri obvious coz my heels arent high tat I looked like limping as I walk when one of the heels broke... It was the sound tat irritated me... I simply can't bear to listen to tat sound... Thus I became veri self-conscious and dun dare to walk faster or heavily... *shakez head hopelessly* It's time for a new pair of shoes le...

Dis is like, what? My THIRD pair of shoes I bought for work?? *deep sighz* Why do all my stuff have short lives?? My heels broke, my another pair of newly acquired shoes oso broke, my vintage bag also kenna torn a little, my ESPIRIT umbrella snapped... Nothing goes rite for me! *shruggz hugely*

Once at Vivo (super-duper crowded okie!), we headed down to Charles & Keith and I managed to buy a pair of okie-looking pumps... 36 bucks okie! Xin tong arhz... I had already spent over $100 on juz shoes le... Amazing, rite?? *sighz*

Wore my new shoes directly on the spot... Good... Now tat the irritating sound is gone, I can peacefully shop till I drop le!

Had a yummy lunch at dis B2 shop tat sells Kolo Mee (forgot its name)... There's another branch at Chinatown too... It's damn damn nice okie!! *licks lip*

With us being nicely fed after such a hearty meal, it's obviously SHOPPING time!!! *yay!*

First stop: Of course it's Yong Yuan Er Shi Yi... Forever 21, DUH!!!

A record-breaking day - I dint buy anything from Forever 21... So amazing rite??? Usually when I come out of the store, I will be carrying their bright yellow bag(s) home... BUT juz then I tried sooooo many clothes, but dunno why, I juz dint get the FEEL tat I absolutely have to get it... So I dint get any of it... *tsk tsk tsk*

Instead, XY was the one wif a shou huo... *salute!* She bought a nice pink blouse... *so envious*

We walked ard a little, but dint buy any more stuff coz there's realli nth much we can buy...

Saw a cool shirt at Topshop wif a print design on it: WHY CAN'T I HAVE EVERYTHING???

So true... why can't I have everything?? Why can't WE ALL have everything??? *shakez head*

We then went to check out Samsung latest MP3 player: K3 at Samsung shop & Best Denki...

XY, being spontaneous, almost wanted to buy K3 on the spot... Being the clear-minded ME, I managed to stop her reckless act... *hahahz* BUT seriously, dis MP3 is VERI VERI style...

Check it out:

It comes in lime green, wine red and black... Personally, I prefer the black one... *grinz* XY is ga-ga over the red one... Looks cool as well...

... ... ...

Took train to Paya Lebar, which is totally not in the plan...

Our initial plan is to go to BEDOK 85 for dinner after Vivo, but becoz I dint manage to buy any clothes, we decided to go TF @ PL to try our luck... *hehehz*

Finally, huang tian bu fu ku xin ren, I got a realli neat cardigan and shorts... *muahaha* AND XY's got a cardigan n blouse too...

SO the real winner of the day is *drum roll* obviously XY lor...

Now, we were both realli realli exhausted from all the 'exercising' so we decided to cab to 85...

Or should I say we were simply too lazy to be commuters of SMRT??

See? We were carrying soooo many bags it's hard to squeeze in trains and all... so cabbing is definitely the one and oni solution... *heeheez*

Began camwhoring in the cab... XY is a realli sweet gal... she gave me a Forever 21 PINK blouse for free lehz! Obviously it's not the one she juz bought, but THE one she bought months ago but dint wear it... *heeheez* Thanks hor LXY!!!

Best Shopping + Eating + Cabbing Partner award goes to...... OMG it's so hard to choose which one coz each one complements each other!!! *muahahahz*

... ... ...

Busy eating n gossiping at 85 to bother abt taking pics... The chicken wings are damn nice lor! *yumyumz* So are the wu xiang... *hmmzz*

AND yes, we took cab home again after dinner... We both have spontanity running in our blood...

I merely juz said, "Eh, veri tired lehz, wanna take cab??"

"On!"

*laughz* We are sure living like tai-tais...

... ... ...

Now the interesting part comes in...

After dropping XY off at tampines, the uncle continued to drive me home...

Suddenly he told me he oso stays in the same street as me... I was rather surprised... He then told me his block, which I shockingly realised tat it's only FOUR blocks away from mine!!!

All of a sudden, I felt so at ease wif the uncle... we chatted merrily all da way home, and even exchanged useful information about which part of Pasir Ris has good food and such things... You know rite... taxi uncles know the best eating places those sort of stuff...

Even better, I dun have to tell him where to turn into the carpark becoz he knows the way in... *wahahaz*

STILL even better, he told me he has a friend who stays juz TWO storeys directly above me!!!

The world is so small worz! I know his friend, his friend knows me, and now I know his friend's friend, and well, things get rather complicated so let's juz leave it as it is... *smilez*

The best part? He gave me a discount on the cab fare... So I saved on 70 cents lehz... *wahahah*

So proud of myself... *chest out!*

Wad a nice uncle...

Oh well, time to do some crunches before I zonk out...

Ta-da my frenz!

p/s: oh hydi! If u r reading dis, congrats on passing ur medical clearance!!! Leslie told me le... CONGRATS!!! Hope u soar high high up into the sky and rmb to pluck one star for me if it's not too much trouble, can?? *grinz*

Hong Kong Cafe @ East Coast Rd

SOOOO SINFULLLLLL!!!!!!!!

Another late-nite supper... *brrrr!!!*

Heck lah. Tell myself: Neng chi shi fu... *wahahah*

Live for today, and die tomorow... *heehee*

Waited for XY for sooooooo long! D'you know how dangerous it was for a sexy gal like me (chay! er xin!) to sit at the bus stop in such late hours?? Muahahah... but nothing happened lahz hor...

Saw a few cuties n handsomes walked past me, including a bunch of ang mohs... *heez*

Saw also a few realli cool sports car zoomed past me...

Finally XY arrived from her BBQ @ ECP...

You know wad?? I think I'm such an ON person... One msg from her, and I'll turn up wherever she wants me to... But she?? So hard to ask her out... ALWAYS got sth on... Trying to act busy oni... *roll eyes*

BUT wadever... I miss her sooo muchie! It's like, dunno how many donkey days we dint go shopping or juz hanging out together coz of her exams and all...

XY, if you're reading dis and I know you will be, pls treat me nicer coz I'm such a nice n sweet n kind couz who's always veri ON de! And I've got work tmr as well, not like you, who can sleep in late... *sob sob*

AND I sacrifice my diet plan to accommodate ur cravings lehz! Where got such nice person in the world?? Where where? You tell me! *muahahahz*

OMG, it's damn crowded at the cafe can... it's amazing juz how many ppl are eating at such late time... *tsk tsk*

BUT we still got seats and as soon as we sat down, we started choosing dishes...

Siew mai, xiao long baos, glutinous rice, french toast wif kaya, polobaos, ice milk tea wif grass jelly, ice coffee&tea wif grass jelly, as well as a bowl of hot dessert: almond paste wif 2 pathetic peanut tang yuans... Everything was super-duper delicious, everything except for the dessert... It tasted super-duper BITTER can!!! I swear they added bittergourd or sth coz it's damn damn KU!! And the tang yuans? Only two pathetic balls. PATHETIC. It's even lousier than Ah Balling at Bedok 85... PUI PUI PUI.

Disgusted by dis dessert. *bleeeeaaaah*

BUT I lurve the other dishes... *yummie!* It's amazing juz how much the two of us can eat...

AND i seriously dunno wad's wrong wif XY... she's like, so high throughout the nite... VERI expressive when telling stories... Think she's overstressed or sth... BUT why?? Exams are over already, rite?? I guess she's juz a craziee lady who's cooped up for too long a period at her room mugging like a geek... *wahahahz* It's like she's being released from hell or sth once every year, ya know?? So I guess it explained all her excitement and animated body languages... *heehee*

Oops, better say sth nice abt her here coz she treated me for dis meal, if not......

Erm... she's... funnie... smart (NUS student lehz)... hates bad customer service... go for branded jeans ONLY... coffee-addict... spontaneous... and many many other star qualities which at the moment I cant think of... *grinz*

She's a cutie, rite?? But too bad she cant hold chopsticks properly... *hehehz*

Waited for 12 and finally when it came, it's SINGLE-DECKED and damn full of ppl... Although it's late oready and i'm missin my beauty sleep le, we jue ding to wait for another one which is double-decked... *hehehz*

On the bus *heave a deep sighz* we realli had no xing xiang... She played a joke on me (dunno wad satay & roti prata thingy), and she had to pay the price...

"Hey! They say hor, if your palm is bigger than ur face, it means tat u r intelligent lehz!!!" I said innocently.

"Izzit?"

Then she realli put her hand in front of her face to measure her intelligence...

Quickly, I pushed her hand towards her face and she sort of smacked herself right on her own PRETTY little face... *muahahahaz*

Can you guys visualise it?? If can't, next time ask me to try tat on YOU... *cheeky grinz*

Obviously, she's taken aback and she hit n slapped me like a craziee woman... *roll eyes*

BUT the one big JOKE is tat I've played dis trick on her before, and she STILL fell for it...

*shruggz*

Think mugging realli can change a sane person to insanity...

So ppl, dun study too hard worz! It's bad for health... as proven and certified by my dear old couz...

*heeheez*

Medical Checkup @ Raffles Hospital

Dint go to work today becoz of dis medical checkup thingy... *whoopie!!*

BUT it would mean tat I will be earning lesser... *sadded*

Anyhow, was super-duper happie tat I could sleep in... and it's a damn GOOD weather to sleep in... So cooling in the morning!!! *woo~hoo~*

I was told to check my eyesight wif my optician first before I could go for the checkup... So I drove down to 201 wif mam (coz she's simply bu fang xin wif me driving alone there... *roll eyes*)... But it's a lucky thing she tagged along... Tell ya why ltr...

During the drive, I was so damn pissed off by this stupid auntie driving a Toyota Hiace van can!!! Wah lau eh, she's a road bully lor! You know the road tat exits Pasir Ris and enters Tampines?? The one before the gas station?? The road where lanes are merging?? Aniwae if you dunno, it's okie, I won't blame you coz I oso dun know how to describe it... *ha* You will know it if you know it.

Aniwae, dis stupid bespectacled auntie tried to cut in front of me... BUT BUT BUT!!!

There wasnt ENOUGH space for her freaking big fugly van to cut in front of me BECOZ I know she's trying to cut my lane so I dint want to let her cut in front of me so I stayed close to the taxi in front of me. Understand? I know you guys will understand coz you guys are not stupid...

So obviously the auntie IS stupid (and VERY stupid somemore) and so she tried to squeeze in yet again... I simply can't allow tat to happen, so I drove nearer to the taxi...

Oh, my dear old licence-holders out dere, isnt it obvious (if you were tat auntie) tat I wasnt interested AT ALL to allow ur fat arse in front of me???

Apparently to tat auntie: No leh!

*roll eyes*

Her van almost crashed sideways into mine can! and still, she dint care and insist on her way...

BUT I CARE OKIE! My car shouldnt endure any injuries from such a fugly van!

So bo bian, I had to let her pass in front of me... *shakez wif anger*

CG 4238 *, I will always remember you! *tongue out!* I was cursing n swearing in the car wif mam pacifying me and at the same time, lecturing me on my road manners... I have veri good road manners, thank you very much... but it's juz boiling mad to be treated like tat by other road users... especially by an auntie. PUI.

...

Everything went fine at the optical shop... Bought 6 pairs of monthly lens + 1 pair free @ only $60... cheap or not?? *hee*

NOW, the most pai seh situation befalls me... I swear to GYM tat i'm NEVER EVER gonna drive to 201...

Why?

Coz the parking lot DAMN freaking small okie!

And blame it oso on my suayness...

As I was slowly driving out, dis blue sports car drove in and we were kinda stuck... I cant go out and he cant go in... So how??

My fault?? His fault? Whose fault?

*diaoz*

Actually, it's not our fault...

It's the super-duper big fat lorry's problem, which of all parking lots, have to park at mine! In addition, its protuding head took up almost the entire road, therefore resulting in us getting stuck...

*middle finger*

Wah lau eh... becoz we were stuck, there's a line of cars behind the blue one waiting to enter the parking area... This caused me to become extremely nervous becoz I had to reverse to give us some space... And in such situations, no matter how calm a person is, one will surely panic n freak out.

Which I did.

My veins were pounding, my heart was beating like mad, and I tried to reverse...

And suddenly, I forgot how to reverse...

*hahahz*

Jia lat. I can never think properly under stressful situations like this. But heck care lah... I anyhow turned the steering wheel and then miraculously, we were unstuck. *hahahz*

So it's lucky to have mam wif me juz then becoz she calms me down alot... *grinz*

...

We drove back home and after some rest, went out again... This time, we took train. *heee*

*yawnz* So tired leh... but still excited about the checkup... *hahahz*

The experience at Raffles Hospital was so-so... Except for some embarrassing moments... *blush*

I was given a small bottle for my urine test... I walked ard to look for a toilet, and dis well-dressed Indian man gave me directions... He's standing in front of the reception counter, so I thought, "Wah, RH so rich ar, employ guard to stand here and give directions..."

I saw the toilet and pushed the door. *BONG* It's locked. There's someone inside. Damn pai seh lehz coz the toilet is 'nicely' situated in front of all waiting patients and the sound of pushing against a locked door was enormously loud in the quiet surrounding...

"Oh, the toilet's locked," the ah neh said.

Duh.

"You can go to tat one," ah neh pointed to another direction.

After I emerged from the toilet, I dint see ah neh. You know why?

BECOZ HE ISNT A FREAKING STAFF OF RH BUT A NORMAL PATIENT JUZ LIKE ME!!!!!

Tell me, izzit my imagination, or the ah neh is being stupid by standing dere and showing people directions??? *breathing difficulty*

There are soooo many other embarrassing moments at RH tat I'm tooo lazy to blog it... Juz ask me the next time u see me ya?? *shy grinz*

...

OKIE!!! Finally, it's time to shop!!! But becoz mam's veri tired, I only managed to shop at DP... but hey, it's enough for me le...

Bought 2 blouses + 1 skirt @ $55!!! after two tries... All the time was spent waiting for the changing room... Why can't DP @ Bugis have more changing rooms??? It's so pathetic can! They oni have TWO freaking rooms, where got enough??? *sighz*

Random pics:

My X-ray.

Received dis yesterday. Can't believe it's actually happening. Until now I'm still asking myself... Am i suitable to be a teacher who moulds the future of the nation? Wah...

Exploring wif my DC yet again... trying to create an artistic shot of BeBe...

The title of dis pic is called "Pinning for You to Come Back." If this picture is used for Oral Picture Description, the story will go like this:

This picture is trying to depict a lonely, loyal, black dog waiting for her owner to return home from work. But becoz her owner's working hours is totally irregular and abnormal, she stays in her co-owner's room, hoping for some accompany until her owner is back.

Apparently, it's nighttime and everybody else is asleep becoz there's no light illuminating from underneath the door, which implies tat nobody is at the living room but sleeping soundly in their respective bedroom.

Also, I know it is nighttime becoz there is a shadow at the bottom left hand corner, which implies tat the light in the room was switched on to brighten the bedroom. This picture also shows tat the dog is afraid of being alone in the dark empty living room, therefore she has to trouble her co-owner to let her into her room and switch on the light while she sleeps on the floor.

I can also see tat the co-owner muz be a realli sweet, wonderful and kind girl becoz of the design of her bedsheet. There are words of 'Happy' all over and the design is realli cute and girly.

THE END.

Nice?

*lolz* I know. I'm so bo liao!

Took dis in the morning... Apparently her owner was back from work, and BeBe, discarding old love (me!) for new flame (him!), spent the entire night sleeping in his room...

Pardon BeBe's scary green eyes... I always forget to off the flash... My apology... *heehee*

I just killed a lizard!!!!!!!

EEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!

I can't believe I juz ended a life (a lowly life btw...) and disposed of it without leaving any evidence behind... Now, how cool is tat???

*GROSS*

I knew I had to get rid of it ASAP becoz of BeBe... Being a simple-minded creature, BeBe isnt veri well-educated on the taboo of eating pests or basically living under the same roof as them...

Therefore, with her best interests at heart, and, despite my fear of going near such pesty irritants, not to mention KILLING them (mind-boggling!!!), I managed to DO it.

I used the cane (yes, i have a cane at home... you know, those bamboo kinds which mummies use it to hit her brats and all?? We used it on BeBe, but when she's young n needs to be tame. I swear we dint use it on her now... well, except on roaches and of course, lizards), stood on a chair, and began whipping at the freaking BLACK baby lizard on the ceiling...

*GASPS!!!*

BLACKIE LIZARD??? OMG!!!! It's totally disgusting can???!!! I dint know lizards are colourcoded like humans...

OMG OMG OMG.

Damn er xin okie!

Usually when I see such unwelcome 'guests' at my house, I will shriek and call for my dad/mam to 'handle the situation', and I will put as much distance between me n the freak as possible, and emerging when the situation is 'under control'...

But juz now, I simply can't ignore Blackie. Coz the image of BeBe being terrorised by it for the whole night was overwhelming... I can't let BeBe go through tat kind of pain, you know...

So......

I HAD TO KILL IT TO SAVE THE WORLD!!!!!!!

Thank GYM tat Blackie is small, and one strike of the cane on its little tiny body was enough to send it to hell.

It dropped to the floor, motionless.

GREAT. Juz great.

Now tat I've knocked it out, HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO DISPOSE ITS BODY??????

*EEEEWWWWW*

This would mean tat I have to pick it up somehow and throw it away...

Yuck.

I contemplated of juz leaving it lying there, but BeBe, sensing the third party, began sniffing her way towards the crime scene... *shakez head*

Eventually, I grabbed a piece of newspaper n tried to scope the dead body onto it... but to no avail.

*sighz*

Stupid Blackie... Since you r already dead, why can't you juz kindly let me scope ur body, bury u in my expensive newspaper, and then u can rest in peace??? WHY MUZ U MAKE MY LIFE SO MISERABLE????

Helplessly and irritably, and for the sake of BeBe, I (oh, pls forgive me, GYM) squeezed Blackie's body using the newspaper, crushed it so tat hell won't reject its arrival, and dumped it down the chute.

Period.

End of story. End of Blackie's life.

*hehhehz*

........

Thinking back, I guess Blackie was trying to look for its mummy/daddy (how can u tell if lizards r female or male? BUT aniwae, I dun care.) coz a few days ago, it was ME again who found another lizard (an adult, and a FAT one somemore... *roll eyes*) lurking in the bathroom... Wad damn luck.

Obviously, under such emergency situations, it's best for somebody else other than me to call the shots...

It's showtime for my dad... He spent a few minutes in the bathroom, and I could hear the whipping of the cane on the ceiling, floor, and the walls... and finally, the sound of flushing water from the toilet bowl... *wahaha*

Victory is ours! The evil was ridden of!

"Okie, it's clear, you can use it now." said dad in a manly voice. My hero.

"Wah, xie xie lehz!!"

BUT DEN HORZ...

I FOUND ITS FAT SPASTIC TAIL STILL WRIGGLING ON THE SURFACE OF THE WATER IN THE BIG CONTAINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*almost die in asthma attack*

Apparently, my dear old 'hero' had thought tat he had flushed away the culprit, and peace was brought back to the house... But apparently, it's not.

I yelled again, and dis time, dear old dad lost his temper on me (coz I was disturbing him from watching Yi Nan Wang)... *fuming mad*

Not my fault wad! It was him who dint clean the crime scene in the first place... dint he know tat after killing muz leave no evidence?? I guess not coz he doesnt watch CSI. *haiz*

Now the true hero finally emerged... My mam is my true heroine... Although she grumbled abit, it's her who ultimately, truly, completely, and indefinitely got rid of the last living part of Lizzy...

*applause!!*

She carried the whole round-sized container, and together wif the wriggling fat-arse tail, flushed the whole contents down the toilet bowl... *YAY!!!*

So finally, the chaos had ended... And I could finally and peacefully enjoy my shitting time in the toilet... BUT den again...

WAD IF THE LIZARD, MIRACULOUSLY, DINT DIE AND INSTEAD, SWIM BACK UP AND RESURFACED IN THE TOILET BOWL????????!!!!!!!!!

*GASPS*

Holy shit. I couldnt give a damn le... I was constipated for the past few days, and finally I had the inspiration to shit, I WONT GIVE IN TO A FILTHY LIZARD!!

Thank GYM, Lizzy dint resurface...

*wide grinz*

The morale of the story? Make damn sure tat nothing is left behind after killing, erm, lizards.

Tat's it. Simple and easy as ABC n 123...

Nite everyone...