H is for HECTIC!!!

OMG OMG OMG!!!

Today was sooooo damn freaking hectic!!!

Besides the fact tat I woke up late (got a jumpstart can!!!) at 7am (work starts at 8am!! *gasps*) and pia cab down... Cost me $12.50 can!! I think the uncle's trying to cheat my money... took one BIG round to drop me off... *grrr*

And also the usual stuff tat goes round in the clinic...

Doctors changed their rooms at the last minute causing us much much inconvenience...

Patients being spastic and irritating and disgusting...

Colleagues being biased and selfish and fake...

You know, those things lahz.

*sighz*

Remember there's this superduper psychotic + disgusting + sickening male patient who always freaking request for female doctors?? Well, he's back (again!) today and he charged right to my counter.

"OI! TODAY GOT FEMALE DOCTORS OR NOT???"

"NO!"

"HOW COME NO FEMALE DOCTORS??? ALL OF THEM DIE AR??"

"YA LOR, ALL DIE ALREADY!!!" I yelled back, secretly adding "why dun you die oso?" to myself.

"THEN THE THIRD FLOOR INDIAN DOCTOR LEH? IS HE HERE??"

At this point, I was freaking pissed off with him and I've got my patient waiting coz I was calling for his number...

"CAN YOU GO AWAY FIRST? I WANT TO SERVE MY PATIENT!"

"NO! YOU SERVE ME FIRST!!! I'M FIRST HERE!!!"

Luckily the Cisco security guard was ard and when Psycho saw him, he left.

Heng arhz.

I then beckoned my patient over, and I saw his face look shock at Psycho's behaviour...

"He's mad."

My patient looks even more shocked.

"Realli??" he asked in an unbelievable tone, as if there shouldnt be a mad person running abt in Singapore grounds.

*hahaz*

His reaction was veri funnie. I then asked him to sit down. BUT he refused. *lolz* He didnt want any contact with Psycho, direct or indirect... So he remained standing all the time I registered him... *shake head* I dun blame him though... Who knows, you might even get AIDS just by sitting on the place where Psycho has sat. But then, who would wanna have S*X with him in the first place??? *heehee*

Aniwae, tat's number one.

I've got sooooo much more things to bitch about, so bear with me for a long while... *heh hehz*

1. Okie, first up. I went to cut my hair again. Yes! Again! *hahahz* Dint feel right with my 2nd haircut, so went to visit the same salon again... This time round, I feel much more comfortable and it's nicer than the previous one... AND the best part? The auntie dint charge me at all. So yeah, I got a free haircut! *yay!*

2. One of my favourite doctors, Dr. Foo, got his car crashed by another fellow's car... I think it was badly damaged... Our CE had to make announcement to the whole clinic, asking for the owner of the car to come down to own up and make the necessary compensation... *hahaz* Poor Dr. Foo... My shifu oso veri xin teng (pity) him (he's her hot favourite doctor okie!)...

3. I got a yalam colleague... (no, there's no spelling error or wadsoever. There's a special meaning to the word yalam...) and I HATE her. She's so biased towards her own race and she's doing it so freaking obvious can! It disgusts me totally... *yeeee eerrrr* Oh btw, our nickname to her is Bao Tou. She's so fake... only dares to bully me and QM, but act like angel in front of other senior staff... *bleah*

4. Did I tell you I oso dun like the Cisco guy?? We call him Yuan Zai coz he's short and fat, and seriously damn disgusting... He's lazy and always like to laze around the clinic, doing nth... This morning, he de zui me, which is the last straw. Wad happened was tat a wheel-chair bound patient came to get a number, which is for the afternoon registration... Yuan Zai took a normal number for him, which is wrong. Wheel-chaired patients get priority numbers. And so I told Yuan Zai to give him the priority number. He gave me a questioning look but did wad he was told. Then hor, he sat down in front of my shifu's counter as though wanting to ask her sth... But my shifu was on the phone... Then another colleague of ours walked past us, and Yuan Zai called out to her... Guess wad he asked?? "Wheel-chair can get priority number ar?" He asked in a veri questioning tone, as though doubting me and hoping my colleague will say no, wheelchair patients dun get smaller numbers... Wah lau... Felt like smacking his face. AND HE ASKED IN FRONT OF ME OKIE!!! WTF. Luckily my colleague is on my side. So Yuan Zai got nth more to say le... *roll eyes haughtily*

5. The system was down in the afternoon, with hundred over patients awaiting... Imagine the craziness and messiness of us, trying to explain to angry patients who couldnt juz wait for a few more minutes...

6. Met two bitches today. The first bitch was veri naughty. She missed her queue number coz she went out to eat, and she can still happily tell me tat. Of course I will bu shuang. So I sort of scolded her for tat coz it's realli not fair to those who waited obediently for their number. Then she oso bu shuang. She even have the cheek to ask me if she fainted out of hunger, how am I going to be responsible for that?? I was about to retort back tat tat's her problem coz her face realli sux to the max, but I held back my tongue. *shakes* I should have said sth sarcastic tat is too chim for her to understand I'm being sarcastic right... Shit.

7. This second bitch was oso veri typical... As our business was veri good today, we closed the morning registration numbers veri early due to overcrowded-ness at the doctors' rooms... Then dis auntie came, and was told to come back in the afternoon... So, as usual, she made a lot of noises, shouting at us for wasting her time and forcing her to leave her two young daughters at home and yadda yadda... So no choice, we registered her...

It's veri disgusting right... Why should we give in to such barbarians using barbaric methods to get what they want?? Monkeys see, monkeys do. If other patients were to learn tat being barbaric will grant their wish, they will surely become one, right?? And OMG, Singapore will be full of cavemen and cavewomen with no basic courtesy and manners... *gasps* Do you want tat to happen???

Like wad I always said, if you can't freaking wait, GO TO A PRIVATE CLINIC, DUH!!!

It's the cheap consultation charges + medicine (which is not veri effective, to be honest!) tat you are taking advantage of... So juz keep your mouth shut and your butt firmly placed on your seat and wait for your freaking turn, can?!?!?!? Izzit veri hard?? I hate those ppl who simply refuse to wait but still wanna see polyclinic doctors... So contradicting... *sighz*

Thank GYM tat tmr's a public holiday, and I've got a day less to serve such irksome patients... *clapz*

And finally I can sleep in!!

Btw, my company is treating us to a free movie of Shrek 3 at ViVo dis Saturday. Should I go???

*heeheez*

I'm so in a dilemma. I wanna go becoz it's free... bu qu bai bu qu right?? But then I dun like Shrek! I dint even watch part 1 & 2... *haiz*

Somebody, tell me wad to do...

*winkz*