Constipated!!!

Shit. I've been constipating for the past few days... Feel so xin ku lorz!!! It's like your stomach's bloated, you keep farting, and there's no urge or inspiration to do the big business... Even if there's such an urge, you can't get the shit out of your a**hole no matter how hard you squeeze... *deep sighz* Wad a terrible illness to get...

And I always get this problem after a major LS (lao sai)... It's true... Dunno why oso... Maybe I should go consult a doctor or sth... Maybe sth's wrong wif my digestive system... *ha*

Tat's wad I'm considering juz now at work, whether I should go and see a doctor to get laxatives or sth... *sheepish grinz* I realli miss the times when I can blast the toilets away...

AND the clinic's super-duper quiet (amazing!) today, with very few patients therefore not as busy... So all the more I should juz take a few minutes off to consult doctor (I can get priority number lehz! *boo!*)...

BUT eventually, I dint... *hahahz* Dun ask me why... I juz dint...

Aniwae, I want to talk abt this particular doctor whom I... LURVE veri much!!! *muahahaz*

If I wanna see a doctor at the clinic, it's her whom I would have love to see...

She's Dr. Pushparanee, and all of us call her Pushpa... An Indian lady with a veri veri veri veri veri kind and motherly face, she ALWAYS carry a smile on her face whenever you see her...

She's our senior & resident doctor, meaning tat she's at the clinic permanently... Tat's why she has a strong base of fans supporting her all da way... Almost all Indians, some Malays, and a few Chinese will request to see her, even though they hafta wait for 3 hours... Tat's how loyal her 'fans' are to her...

Some of you might think tat those patients are crazy, wasting their time and ultimately, their lives, away by waiting to see her and only her... Tat's wad I thought so too initially... I mean, why so persistent in seeing her??? 3 hours can do lots of stuff, why spend the time sitting and staring into space?? Why muz insist on seeing her?? Can't other doctors cure you as well?? If they can't, how can they be doctors???

However, until recently, I came to know tat Dr. Pushpa is realli (and I cannot emphasise more) realli a veri responsible doctor after some interaction with her...

The reason why patients have to wait for her for sooooo long is that she's VERI thorough in examining each and one of her patients...

BUT I guess the reason why I like her so much is tat she's the only doctor who knows who I am... *hahahz*

Me. An insignificant part-timer at the clinic, and she remembers me... *unbelieveable look*

She even knows I'm going to uni, which is pretty amazing coz there's no way she could have known abt it... *hahahz*

Aniwae, I find tat she looks like the grandmother in Little Red Riding Hood, or the grandmother who owns Tweety bird... Yup, she has a comical look... *lolz*

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We had our lunch being provided by the company becoz there was a meeting during lunchtime... Check out my bian dang (meal box?):

Got FIVE dishes - sweet & spicy tofu, grilled chicken, spring rolls, brocolli, and lemon-sauce fish fillets... So jing cai right... *hehehz*

The meeting's soooo damn boring... almost fell asleep behind... the CEO yadda yadda on and on about dunno-wad-he's-talking stuff... But a few of us were able to leave halfway through the meeting becoz of the afternoon registration... Heng arhz... my life was saved!

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It rained veri veri veri heavily in the afternoon, and there's a huge sound of thunder, and all of us got a scare... Then I remembered a story XY told me yesterday, regarding a doggie...

It's a sad true story, and I'm still feeling sorrie for the doggie... *sob sob*

XY's neighbour has got a dog for many years, and recently the dog has passed away...

It dint die of old age or sickness or wadsoever...

It died becoz it got a fright after the thunder sounded, which was so damn loud tat even us humans got shocked, not to mention a tiny creature like a dog...

So the dog jumped as he got a fright, and dunno why, it jumped straight through a window!!!

And XY lives on the SEVENTH floor.

WTH.

It jumped to his death. Literally... Can you imagine wad the dog's feeling during the falling to its death??? I can't. It's beyond imagination... It's a freaking terrible and horrible thing to happen to such a frail creature...

I bet the owners were veri veri upset, and muz be dui-ing for leaving the windows open at tat time...

I almost cried when I heard her tell me this... So sad!!! The doggie was sooooo innocent...

Honestly, I feel sadder for a dog to die in such a way than for a person...

If a person ends his/her life by jumping, I think it's sad, of course, but not tat sad as compared to a dog...

I feel tat a dog has no choice becoz firstly, he can't think like humans, and secondly, damn the lei gong (lightning god)...

BUT for a human being, he is given the ability to think of the right thing to do or not to do, and yet he chose the wrong path... Now, tat's a different story altogether...

Dogs are vulnerable creatures once away from their owners or left to be on their own, but humans are not... We are stronger and therefore, should have the courage to continue living no matter how big setbacks are and etc...

I think I'm sidetracking here, but I juz wanna say tat I feel soo sorrie for tat doggie... I saw it before and it's god damn cute okie! White and fluffy and adorable... *sighz*

Then I look at my BeBe... Mam told me, a few days ago, BeBe also jumped (with all four legs leaving the ground, tat kind of jump) when the lightning flashed and the thunder roared...

Damn... I CAN'T allow BeBe to die like tat doggie...

Then I look at my windows and realised tat they are secured with grills... *hahaz*

Even if we forget to close the glass windows, BeBe oso can't jump through it... *heh heh* And aniwae, she's too fat to jump so high up... It's way impossible... *hee hee*

BUT juz a friendly reminder to those who own dogs... juz be extra careful on stormy days... Anything can happen coz anything is possible... Dogs are superduper afraid of thunders...