Shut Your Gaps!

Dunno why I have the courage to scold patients today... *hahahz*

Well, not exactly scold lahz, coz I'm being veri tactful... or am I?? *heeheez*

I registered dis bangla who couldn't stop coughing...

But it's okie if patients keep coughing, IF THEY HAVE THE BASIC COURTESY TO COVER THEIR MOUTHS when they cough...

Obviously, dis ah neh has no basic courtesy...

He literally coughed DAMN hard in front of me when I registered him... To make things worse, he's a new patient to the clinic, so I had to key in all his particulars before I can send him up to see doctor... Therefore, the time tat he's sitting in front of me, he kept coughing non-stop... WITHOUT COVERING HIS GAP!!!

At first, I juz tolerated. Give the guy a break, I thought. I held my breath when he "kow kow kow"... I tell you, I could realli feel his hot n smelly breath stinking my face... *YUCKS*

KOW KOW KOW!

Finally, my patience reached its limit.

"Can you please cover your mouth when you cough???!!!!" I said loudly to ah neh.

Ah neh dio shock.

His reaction was DAMN FUNNIE!!! Once I finished my sentence, he quickly cupped his hands to his mouth like a small kid who suddenly realised his mistake, but only after he had finished coughing did he shut his gap... *diaoz*

My colleagues were like, laughing away... They oso couldnt believe I said tat... *muahahahz*

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Talking abt dis shut-your-gap patient no. 2, I'm damn angry and felt veri wronged, but I stood up for myself nevertheless... *looks ard proudly*

Dis malay woman was holding the queue no. 7777 (so nice rite?)... Either her eyes are cocked up or something's wrong wif the system, she claimed tat her number dint appear on the screen...

I was calling for 7783, and *boom* suddenly 7777 and her mother appeared in front of my counter, scolding me...

"Eh, why the number anyhow jump?"

"Oh, I think you miss your number..."

"I was juz sitting there, how come my number never come out?? If I dint come forward you want me to sit there for one hour izzit???!!!"

She kept yadda yadda and dun even give me a chance to explain myself.

Finally, sarcastic words juz came naturally out from my mouth.

"Sometimes it's not my fault, it's the system's problem."

And wif tat, she shut her gap. But she still show me a black face. Can you imagine? Her face is already black naturally, and she still give me a black face. PUI!

WTF.

I'm so innocent lorz!

*shakez head*

Forget it. I had my revenge by giving her the doctor wif the most number of patients awaiting... *muahahahz* Happy waiting, bitch!

My colleague heard our conversation, and she felt so shiok upon hearing my retort... She told me she thought I would juz keep quiet and let her scold, but amazingly, I dint...

*thumbs up*

Realli felt veri shiok after I managed to shut her gap... Felt even more shiok when I took my 'revenge'...

Like they say, revenge is sweet.

Yup. Realli sweet.

*licks lips*