Juz Another Day...

Today was like yesterday... Or the day before... Or the day before yesterday... *tsk tsk*

Life is soooo boring....NOT!

*hahahz*

Not when you have craziee people ard you all da times... *heeheez*

Patients, colleagues, doctors, and more patients...

Met a few realli crazy ppl... I mean, realli crazy. Like their brain cannot function normally... Like they have to be locked up in asylum tat kinda of crazy.

Mr. Most Crazy:

He's a regular 'customer' of the clinic, and in the system, his records will show a warning sign called PATIENT ALERT. So when you click on it, it further shows dis:

BE FIRM WITH PATIENT.

And you must be firm with him. I mean, REALLY firm.

"Eh, wo yao kan nu yi shen!!!" (Oi, I wanna see lady doctor!!!)

Coz he has the SIAO DA PO look and he speaks farking damn loudly, and with tat alert, I dint dare to sacrifice the safety of our clinic's female doctors so I gave him a male doctor's room instead.

"Shi bu shi nu yi shen ar???" (Izzit a lady doctor???)

"Bu shi! Jing tian mei you nu yi shen." (No lady doctors today)

"WEI SHEN MO??? QUAN XIN JIA PO DE NU YI SHEN SI GUANG GUANG SHI MA???!!!!" (Why dun have? Izzit the whole of Singapore's female doctors died out already??)

Coz he's siao, so I siao back to him.

"Dui lor! Jiu shi quan bu si guang guang le!!!" (Ya lor! All die already!)

He then asked me if I gave him a male doctor, and I nodded without speaking coz I've no mood to entertain him further...

"Hao ar, hao ar!!! Wo xi huan nan yi shen! Nan yi shen quan bu shi GAY de!!!" (Good! I like male doctors. They are all gays.)

*ROLL EYES severely*

Wif tat, he left. That was in the morning. In the afternoon, he came again. But thank goodness to GYM, it wasnt me who register him. So my colleague 'dio' his nonsense all over again. This time, he yelled loudly about shitting in the toilet coz he has lots of shit to shit (he missed his queue no., tat's why he's telling the WHOLE clinic his story)

OMG OMG OMG! Tell me, how come Singapore still have such ppl in her lovely grounds?? Why are such rottens allow to live and breathe in the same air as us??? Unbelievable. *shakez head* AND I'm suppose to SERVE them??? *wide-eyed*

Of course, you will have the usual craziee patients who came yadda yadda at you for stupid little things and all sorts of stuff... BUT other than tat, everything else was rather peaceful...

We had LOTS of free time to slack in the morning becoz all patients were registered, and we were left with realli nothing to do. So, it's the best time to camwhore!!!

She's QM, my best working buddy in the clinic. Luckily for this joker, time can pass veri fast. And we encourage each other to shit too coz we both have constipation problems. *heez*

Tell me. The numbers on the screen is super-duper big & clear rite?? And it's in RED, the most attractive colour on earth, and yet patients can't see their numbers being called. *diaoz* So are they blind, or are they juz plain stupid?

I think Sony Ericsson hp are better at taking shots. These two pics look veri clear, as compared to the previous four pics (taken from my hp)... And I thot mine is the greatest... *sianz*

In the afternoon, ard 3 plus, business was bad. No patients at all... (a good thing for us, though!) So we slacked at our counters, chatting and gossiping...

D'you guys remember the colleague whom I despised veri much?? The one who's always fighting to do things, bossy, crazy over promotion and all?? Well, QM and I gave her a nickname called Xiao Hei (coz she always wear black scarves)...

Aniwae, during the slacking period, Xiao Hei suddenly asked us if we know wad her dream bag was... (huh?? no link at all to wadever we're doing at tat moment... and duh! why would we want to know???)

So being fake and trying to be friendly, I asked her wad it was.

"Oh, it's LV. You know, the cute little tiny handbag LV has..."

Upon hearing LV, I was like, yee-er, LV? and I kinda rolled my eyes without her seeing of course.

ME: "But I prefer Gucci lehz coz LV got lots of imitations..." And I was planning to add on by saying even if she buys a TRUE LV bag, ppl will still think it's a fake coz she has got no fashion/dress sense to bring out the true LV spirit... But I still have 30+ days to work dere, so I dint want to tarnish wad's left of our strained relationship...

SHE: Oh, I dun buy imitation goods. And I'm sorry to tell you dis, but I feel Gucci is like my mother's style."

And then she continued to make herself busy.

ME: %&$*^&&$^#$%*)%....!!!!

WTH + WTF. She's trying to say tat my fashion sense is as good as her mother's??? And I do not need to ask to guess tat her mum's practically old enough to be my great-grandmother (pui!) since their lot usually marry early...

QM n I were soooo damn pissed off and taken aback at her words tat we couldnt think of a NICE retort...

When Xiao Hei's gone, I turned to QM, and she oso gave me WTF look. She's oso a supporter of Gucci. Then we bitched abt XH like hell after tat... Wah lau eh... realli cant stand it... Idiot.

Enough about Xiao Hei. I still think GUCCI is the best. And I'm totally gaga over it right now... Googled abt it juz now, and I found these GREAT buys @ www.designerluxury.com.sg and I swear I'll own them someday, somehow...

Large shoulder tote. Online price is S$819. Retail price is unavailable, but I guess it's ard a thousand bucks...

Medium wallet, Ivory. Online price is S$399, retail price is S$660. WOW!!! Should I buy this, or...

This?? Long wallet, Ivory. Online price is S$409, retail is S$690. DOUBLE WOW!!!

GG Plus Cardholder. Online price is S$199, retail price is S$300.

Tell me, aint tat a good deal??? OMG OMG OMG... when can I ever have the money to bring back these four precious?? *dreamy looks*

Aniwae, my point is, I still LURVE Gucci regardless of wad Xiao Hei thinks... *shrugz haughtily*