My Future: To be a Tai Tai

Yes, tat's right.

Tat's my destiny. My fate.

To be a totally n completely tai tai... *hahaz*

I think I was one in my previous life, and the one before, and the one before tat... tat's why I am who I am now... *blush*

BUT I still have a LONG LONG way to go to become a zhen zhen zheng zheng tai tai... *sighz*

FIRST, I have to study realli hard, get a decent degree, den work doubly hard, save triply harder, be financial stable first before i can self-proclaim as a tai tai...

By tai tai I'm referring to a woman who is capable of supporting herself financially (unless of course, she's lucky enough to find a weathly + loving man, young or old, to enter a lasting marriage together), has high taste, carries herself well wif poise n elegance, goes to private clinics/hospitals for regular check-ups, able to change her image as and when she likes without bothering abt others' opinions, not having to go through any interviews for the rest of her life so as to get approval from others, frequents Paragon every other day, flies to Paris, Milan, London, New York etc every now and then to build on her wardrobe, befriends LV, D&G, Coach, Gucci n Guess, and the list goes on...

Wad a nice n carefree life a tai tai leads... Ya, i'm dreaming an unrealistic dream... BUT SO WAD? You never know wad can happen in the future, rite?? *hehehz*

Aniwae, I think i'm living in a tai tai world now, although i'm like, on the verge of bankruptcy...

Ha.

Money NO enough lahz!!!

Why are there soooo many things tat I need to buy?? Why cant I ever be satisfied?

Hey! Isnt tat one of a tai tai's problems as well?? I believe most tai tais are always craving for more... more money, more bags, more money, more shoes, more money, more sex... Maybe I do have the makings to be one... Or maybe i'm already AM one... *wahahhaz* (To set the record straight, I DO NOT crave for more sex okie dokie? Dun wu hui me worz...)

Take today for example... I just bought some clothes the other day and I told myself, tat's enough... you have more than enough clothes to wear for the next, erm, few weeks...

BUT after cooping myself up at home for the past week, I realli had the urge to get out and do some serious shopping...

So when it comes to shopping, who else to call but my best shopping buddy? BUT den I remembered she needs to revise for her exams, so i dare not ask her along... So i made plans to go PP alone after work today, when i received her msg... So shock to hear from her... thot she'll be hibernating inside her room, burying her head in thick texts n drinking lots of expresso...

Nevertheless, I was glad I wont be a loner shopping on a Saturday afternoon... *cheers*

We met up @ PP, and the first thing we went was TOPSHOP... *hehehz*

I wasnt able to get anything from TOPSHOP the past previous dunno-how-many-times visits and I dunno why... BUT dis time, I manage to get a dress-blouse... So happie! *clapz*

Next: Dorothy Perkins... Got myself two blouses dere... "Masters, please!" and I saw my card slide down the machine once again...

Had a sumptuous lunch @ Sakae... Talked abt pre-marital sex... damn funnie... while telling me some sex story tat happened at NTU, XY got high n subconsciously, she was rocking back n forth on her butt... you shall imagine... *shy giggles*

The next stop: TM... Damn crowded... dunno why TM is ALWAYS full of ppl... where do they all come from??

Bought a Revlon liquid eyeliner... *hehehz* wad a vainpot I am... But aint all tai tais lyktt?? *grinz*

I know you muz be wondering... Aint i gg bankrupt soon? How come still got money n mood to shop like a crazy bitch?

*HA*

This is called spending "future" money... I've already sent my timesheets n hopefully, get my cheque back asap smoothly... you know wad kind of gou shi yun (dog shit luck) I haf... *shrugz*

Wad if the cheque never get to me? Wad if they dint receive my timesheets? Wad if I'm sacked halfway through the job and not earning the amount tat i've expected to earn?? *shudders* Hate to haf any of these happen to me...

Back to the topic... nth can stop me to become a tai tai... BUT i wont do anything tat'll betray my heart, body n soul, so dun worry tat i might do anything silly n stupid, like some women at Red District... *hehehz*

Okie, I'm stopping here le... Like a tai tai, I need to do my Beaute de Kose mask, soak my feet in warm rose-petals-filled water (like real lahz) and pamper myself before I turn in... *heeheez*

One thing is for sure though... I know how to enjoy life...

Wad a talented taitai-to-be I am... *bow to the applause*