Stung by a BUG!

GOD DAMN IT!

I'm super-duper chao ji wu di SUAY lorz!

Juz by lying on the sofa, relaxing myself n watching The Time Machine can get sting by a STUPID IDIOTIC DUNNO WAD-IT'S-CALLED BUG...

Dad says it's a 'pang' (hokkien for a kind of bee)...

BUT heck lahz... who cares wad it's called when its dunno wad stings SOOOO badly...

It's damn painful okie!

I'm proud to say tat I'm usually able to tolerate with pain... even if i go for facial and the beautician squeeze out my pimples n blackheads wif all her mighty might, I can still bear wif it... the Leonard Drake's beauticians were all amazed by my level of tolerance for pain okie...

BUT den horz... dis stupid 'bee' realli sux (btw, my dad ended its pathetic life after it stung me)...

First, it gave me a jumpstart when I suddenly felt sth dropped onto my hand while watching TV, and then second, it treated me wif its stinging sting...

The wound immediately got swollen within a minute or so, and seriously, i can feel my arm going abit numb... For a moment I got panicked n thot I was going to die of poison...

Momma faster helped me applied this qing cao you (brownish oilment tat is believed to be able to cure all sorts of wound, and obviously, to 'purify' the poison, if there's any)... tat's y my wound looks yellowish browny...

Can I repeat myself? It's damn painful okie!!!

The best part of dis was tat my doggie BeBe was the 1st to realise our hse has got dis intruder...

Usually she'll chase after it, trying to eat it or sth, but tonight, she dint. *shakez wif anger* In fact, she trotted away quickly, as though to put as much distance as possible between her n the 'bee'... In the end, I GOT STUNG! And I'm not freaking alone in the living room okie! Got so many other ppl, WHY DUN U GO KISS THEM STUPID PANG!

SO NOT FAIR!

But I oso cant help it if BeBe is this smart lahz... maybe animal instinct told her tat the 'bee' is not to be provoked, so she dint dare do anything to her...

So 'clever' rite my doggie...

After I got stung, my mood was abit bad coz besides the pain, I also got a jumpstart which resulted in a temporary shock status... So i scolded BeBe for not warning me against the danger tat's lurking ard... *hahaz* On 2nd thot, I realised tat BeBe cant actually communicate wif me, so there's no point in blaming her... *hehez*

I'm not sure if u can see it clearly, but it's swollen okie!

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Another MJ session

Got a call from hydi ard 9pm asking me to go help leslie wif his mj skills... *haiz* Actually I dun wanna go de... So tired from a day's event... But MJ is so tempting me can... I can hear it calling me... so after much poloso-ing, I went... (Momma's face quite black coz she dint like me playing MJ so often, scare I got addicted to it, which I guess I'm pretty much already AM addicted!)

But heck lahz... After I got stung by tat 'bee' n thot for a moment tat I might drop dead from the 'kiss', I told myself to enjoy life while I can and while i'm young... Who knows wad'll happen the next minute?