My first parking offence notice.

Tio Summon LAHHHH!!!

S**T, S**T, S***********T!!!!!!!!

Can't believe that actually happened to me! *gawks*

I shouldnt have saved the 50cents parking coupon.

I shouldnt have taken the risk.

Or rather, I shouldnt have parked there in the first place.

Stupid stupid stupid!

Stupid me and stupid parking attendant!!!

*grrrrrr*

Pardon me, but I'm feeling super unbalanced now.

Ahem.

Here's what happened:

My parents are having a chalet and I dropped by after school.

Then my mum's eye got infected by dunno what s**t, and it was red and swollen.

So I volunteered to drive out to E!Hub to get eye-mo to ease her discomfort.

And innocent me decided to park at the big open space parking lot opposite E!Hub cos I didnt want to go into the multi-storey carpark.

Who knows, that's one of the worst mistakes I've made in my life.

Happy me found an empty lot and parked sui sui.

Before I killed the engine, I thought to myself, "Should I use a coupon?"

Then my devil said, "Aiyah, no need lah...you wouldnt be taking a long time right...won't be so suay one lahhh..."

My angel was of course against it. "Nooooo...you must put a coupon...you see, other cars also got put..."

Devil Me: "You sure you want to waste the 50cents coupon? I dun think you'll take more than 5 minutes lahhh."

I'm sure you all know who won the debate in the end. Evil devil. *TSK TSK TSK*

I swear I took less than 10 mins to get what I wanted and while waiting at the traffic light to cross over, I saw a figure who's wearing a white uniform standing in front of my car.

And that's it, man.

I know I just tio summon liao.

*&%$#%*^&!!!!

Lester, I finally know how you feel when you received the ticket.

But I'm confident that my encounter was much much worse than yours, huh. *hehs*

I was actually running towards my car just as the person (I dunno whether it's a guy or gal but i'm sure he/she's a Malay) was walking away.

I dunno if I should stop him/her and explain a tragic but made-up story just so he/she will take pity on me and cancel the ticket.

FAT HOPE on my part.

SIGH. I resigned to fate le.

Have to pay the 30bucks.

I'll just treat it as playing my minuscule part as a Singaporean by donating the money to the govt in order to help push the economy.

So noble, right?

*shakes head*

Must buy 4D tmr.

My dad's car no, the parking lot, the date and time, and the ticket number.

Maybe I'll win the first prize and then who cares about the $30???!!!

But we must all learn from this lesson.

The morals of the story are:

DUN TRY TO SAVE ON THE 50CENTS COUPONS!

DUN TAKE RISKS!

LOOK AROUND FOR HIDING SUMMON OFFICERS IN WHITE!

PARK IN MULTI-STORY CARPARK IF POSSIBLE!

So many morals. You choose one.

*ROARZ*