I'm grateful for everything.

I'm grateful for having a healthy and lovely family (including BeBe okie).

I'm grateful for having a proper education (although it's fricking stressful).

I'm grateful for having a GUCCI bag (although I'll be even more grateful if I have a GUCCI wallet as well).

I'm grateful for having a healthy body and soul (although I'll be even more thankful if I'm 5kg lesser).

I'm grateful for having a citizenship in Singapore (although it'll be better if I was born and raised in say, Australia).

I'm also grateful for having my friends. You know who you are.

But I'm most grateful for having YOU and YOU, America's next top models (that is, if YOU or YOU can make it there).

*hehs*

Maybe both of YOU can start from Singapore first. Strut your way through Orchard MRT Station or Bedok Swimming Complex, and maybe, just maybe, YOU'll be talent-spotted by a real modelling agency, just like I've had before. *hehs*

If not, just model at your OTOT (own time, own target). Anywhere will do, as long as YOU have an excellent camera, a skillful photographer, and deserted corridors.

Before that, make sure YOUR stomach is fully fed. Of course, fat tummies are a BIG no no for models, so YOU must do some activities to burn off the extra calories or cholesterol from all the meat and quali eggs.

Just follow the GOSSIPY's Guide to being a Model below, and who knows, Tyra might be knocking at your door begging you to join ANTM ten minutes later.

1. Have a hot and delicious steamboat at Parkway Parade. Choose half-half (tom yam soup is love) so you can have the world.

2. Spend one and a half hour devouring as much food as you can.

3. Shopped around the mall, and cracked silly jokes along the way. But do not burst your bladder by laughing incontrollably. If you must, do it in the restroom.

4. Read high-end fashion magazines at Border for 20 minutes. But if you are with a friend who has bad mood every now and then, make it 10 minutes.

5. Proceed on to Planet Fitness and chat with their staff on their yoga classes. You can easily catch their attention by having your arm in a sling. Meanwhile, feed them false information when they ask for your particulars. For instance, give them your friend's hp number and tell them you live at Bukit Timah when you really live at Bedok. All in the name of fun.

6. After another round of laughter, find an arcade to shoot some hoops and have a car race as well to burn off the nasty calories.

7. From all the relaxation, it's time for some action: modelling at deserted corridors (remember, anywhere will do, as long as you dare to do it).

8.Try to be as creative as you can. For instance, wear an arm sling to create a sick look.

The above 8 steps are being tested and verified by professionals, i.e. us.

We have not been approached by Tyra herself YET, but rest assured, that day will come. As soon as we send her the picture below...

My gosh, she'll be so ecstatic that she'll say 'water pistol' rather than 'water gun', and then she'll sign us for the Victoria's Secret fashion show.

Watch out people, here we come!!!

Morale of this post: be grateful for who you are, whether you are fat or skinny, tall or short, rich or poor, poker-faced or beancurd-faced, curly hair or straight mane, YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE.

And I'm definitely grateful for everything (at the present moment).