Momsie saw a pervert!!!

Count tat disgusting fellow lucky I wasnt there with my mum, or else I'd surely make sure he'd spend the rest of his remaining 20 yrs behind bars.

*grrrr*

My poor mother and her fateful encounter:

This morning, my momsie was walking home via the fishing pond (she always walks to and fro WS via the town park) and it was drizzling slightly.

She saw one uncle, wearing a shirt + sports shorts (veri short shorts, know wad I mean?) sitting on a bench, reading a newspaper (well, pretended to be reading aniwae), with his legs opened wide wide.

At first, momsie thot it was weird tat he was sitting out there in the light drizzle. And it was even weirder tat he's sitting in such a strange position.

Being highly alert, and with a radar so sensitive to crazy ppl (like, literally crazy!), momsie knew something was wrong. Veri wrong.

But she had to walk past the man to get home, so she's got no choice.

When she walked nearer, she suddenly saw IT.

IT was 'dangling' outside his shorts, and apparently the owner of IT knew it (obviously, duh! Wouldn't he feel cold if IT was outside without any form of protection???), but dint do anything to conceal IT.

WTH.

Of course momsie got a shock. Imagine seeing such sight early in the morning. Imagine IT belongs to a uncle. *brrrr*

The most common reaction was to juz faster walk away and pretend nothing was seen, and then silently cursing and swearing under your breath, abusing tat man's abnormal act.

Too late.

Mr. Pervert saw my momsie has seen IT, and was staring at her.

This scared her even more, and she hastened her steps.

Luckily he dint chase after her (he's got a bicycle, she says)...

So yeah, tat's the whole story.

Disgusting right?

Such perverts SHOULD NOT be left loitering ard public places, presenting a hazard to all women, young or old, and polluting the pureness and innocence of the scenery.

Oh wait.

Maybe he's one of those R-rated masseurs, whose massage business is on the rocks, and he desperately needs to find customers. Therefore he dresses sexily (to him, maybe), hoping against hope tat he can attract aunties and brainwash them to spend over hundreds for him to squeeze and rub their body, eventually leading to sex. Not only can this help to boost his withering career, but it can also satisfy his own needs.

Mr. Pervert: "If those china women can do it, why can't I??"

And thus he decides to showcast his little brother as a tool of publicity.

In the end, after sitting out there in the ever-changing weather for hours, he fails to seduce anyone.

His little brother gets a cold and the skin begins to peel off due to the sudden hot and cold weather.

Becoz of this, he finds it hard to stand up and walk as IT hurts him deeply.

"Die lah, dun tell me I have to sit here the whole day. So many mosquitoes leh! Wad a stupid idea this is." A stupid man calling himself stupid. So clever.

After slapping the 6th mozzie on his face, he catches the headline of the newspaper he has been pretending to read:

"DENGUE SITUATION AT PASIR RIS TOWN PARK WORSENS..."

He then turns to stare at the bloody squashed mozzie on his palm, a look of horror on his face.

"Hey you! Are you bitten by a mosquito?" a National Environment Agency guy, armed with a protective suit like those of astronauts, comes charging to him with a rifle.

Everything happens in a flash.

Stupid masseur is found to have contracted the disease. He is hospitalised and quarantined in a small stuffy room for a month, during which he has to attend court trials for 'intentional spreading of dengue disease outrightly' and 'illegal operating of massage salon'.

The judge sentences him to a lifetime imprisonment plus a fine of $5 (becoz his bank account only left $5.99).

Stupid + suay man: "GOD! Pls juz let me die lah...!"

And he did.

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*muahahahz*

Pardon me. I juz can't help it.

At least 45 mins have passed after I finished the story. Yay.

I'm sooooooooooo rotting at home lor!

Nothing to do... no Goong to watch... all my friends are either in camp, school or at work.

Only left me, nua-ing at home.

*grrrrrrr*

Pls let the weekend come faster can?!