Friday, August 10, 2007

Mental encounters: All at Bedok.

*tsk tsk*
I dunno why, but it seems tat a good population of mental cases tend to live in Bedok.
No offence to those mentally-healthy living souls who happen to be Bedokians, nope.
It's juz tat whenever I'm at Bedok, I'll bump into crazy ppl.
And I mean, reeeeeeeallly crazy.
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I finished skol at 7.30PM, and I thot of gg Bedok 85 for supper. My super 'on' couz XY agreed to pei me, so we met at Bedok and cabbed over.
While waiting at the taxi stand (the one near KFC) and chatting, this old man (XY said he looks like an elf) suddenly appeared next to ME and juz stood there, staring at us.
Utterly freaky.
I sensed tat sth was seriously wrong, so I stepped sideways towards XY.
Mad Elf took a step forward.
OMG lah.
I was seriously freaked out le. He was damn fricking close to me can!!!
My heart was racing, and I seriously dunno wad to do or how to react. All I could think of was to put as much distance between me and the sicko.
BUT!!!
He suddenly leaned his whole bloody bald head towards me, all the while staring and staring (my gawd, felt like digging his fricking eyes out can! But I dun dare. *ha*)... and, according to XY (she's veri brave to stare back at him), he made a disgusting action, sth like lifting his chin and beckoning us to go with him...
???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I realli dint dare to look at him. I totally pretended to disregard his existence.
A few seconds later, he walked away (*whew!*) but still lingered ard and kept on his stares.
It was then when XY suddenly exploded, and I got a shock. Seriously.
"KAN SHEN ME KAN?!?!?! ZOU KAI LAHHH!!!!!!" ("SEE WAD SEE?!?! GO AWAY LAH!")
Ai seh.
I dint know she had it in her leh.
But I wondered if Mad Elf understands Mandarin in the first place. He doesnt look Chinese to me.
Aniwae, he walked a good distance away from us, but stopped occasionally at some point, turned back and stared again.
Mad. Really mad.
We wanted to take a pic of him, but due to concern for you ppl out there, it's best not to see how he looks like unless you want sleepless nights. *tsk tsk*
Juz be careful when you're at Bedok Interchange or ard tat area. Lots of fricking mad cases.
I remembered another incident at Bedok Library.
(Seriously, I dunno if I have an affinity with mentals, or it's juz my suay luck...)
I was browsing Her World at the magazine section.
Suddenly this auntie came and tapped my arm, and she whispered veri harshly... Sth like telling me not to buy Her World coz they made her buy stocks and shares and she lost alot of money... blah blah blah...
Wah lau. Fricking creepy lor.
But compared to the Mad Elf, I think the auntie is, erm, much more normal.
*sighz*
However, such crazy encounters won't stop me from gg to Bedok in the future.
For one thing, Bedok has all the good food lah! Especially 85. *hahaz*
Chicken wings! Ah Ballings! Oyster egg! BBQ stingray! Ba Chok Mee! Porridge!
Why can't Pasir Ris have these???
If not I'd be damn xing fu if I'm surrounded by such delicacies everyday of my life.
But at least, PR doesnt seem to accommodate mental ppl.
Not that I know of, aniwae.
*hee*

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